> Hey... you're my neighbor right? We've never met,

>introduce myself
>go back inside
>always look out the window before going outside from now on to make sure she isn't there

Cool. Seems like you left your tits home. I can bring them back for you if you want.

>>39635753
>implying this would ever happen to anyone browsing this board
anon please don't make threads like this

Why the fuck are we meeting just now at a fucking beach? For christ's sake I live in Kansas. Where the are we?

i'm at the point in life where i wanna tell the next woman who speaks to me to fuck off and eat shit, fucking cunt.

>>39635853
>>39635823
why so bitter? she just wanted to say hi

>>39635888
I'm not bitter, just wondering why she is choosing to talk to me at a beach I shouldn't even be at.

>Boston hat
Do yourself a favor, cunt, and die right here, right now.

>>39635888
because my over all life has been bitter, i don't know how else to be.
are Hippos in Africa nice? no, they'll fucking kill your ass, it's simple logic.

Hand her a bowl of eggs

>>39635753
>Hi. I'm Anon. Welcome to the neighborhood. Where did you move here from?

Hi, I'm anon. By the way why the fuck is there a beach resort in Nebraska?

I bet those shells make an annoying noise when in the washing machine or dryer.

>>39635753
No, I don't live here. We're on a beach resort.

hi, i'm anon. i'll see you around.

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> I'm so glad you invited me on a date after we first met on the beach the other day. Who knew we would be so into each other!

Give her a blank stare and say "ok" then walk away. I get serious enjoyment out of not entertaining women's bullshit. Especially when they are attractive and used to everybody being so friendly and nice to them.

>>39636199
Immersion ruined.
I would have never asked her out, I know my place.

>>39635753
>Hi, I'm anon. I like your freckles. [MAINTAINS EYE CONTACT UNTIL SHE BREAKS IT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE]

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>>39635753
>Hey, I'm anon, nice to meet you
Then I would give her a nice, firm handshake.
Do this unironically, but still a fucking virgin

>>39635753
>Hi i'm anon, how are you liking the neighborhood?

Only acceptable answer.

>can i see your asshole?
wewewe

>>39635753
>Say hi
>walk away

This is also an acceptable answer >>39635853

>>39636294
>How are you liking the neighborhood
Do normies actually talk about stupid shit like this? I'm pretty fucking autistic in social settings, but I don't think I would even say something this stupid.

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>>39636276
You just need a solid followup. Ask her a fucking question or soemthing afterwards

>>39635753
You want me to buy you booze or something?

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>>39636409
>>39635853
What made you guys so fed up with it all? Any particular example in mind? She might actually be interested in being your friend or somethng more. Would you do the same treatment if a guy said hey to you?

>>39636489
I'm not interested in being friends with a whore

>>39635753
Piss off you fucking skank. Your tits are shit and your clothing looks like a black omelette.

>>39636276

did you send her your resume?

I bet those nipples are very sensitive.

>>39636666
nice satan quads

>>39636433
I do, I even try to talk about whatever situation we're in at the time. I've even had 2 gfs before but somehow I never manage to get my dick wet and always end up dumping them (usually after they unironically cuck me).
I even tried being mean and alpha with my 2nd gf just in case I was being too nice, but my 2nd gf left me 2 months after I started accusing her of being a whore (with good reason tho, she was cucking me) and hitting her/choking her.

>>39637544
so you hit her and shit but never fucked?

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>>39635753
holy jesus christ why is this girl so intimidating to me? ive seen beautiful women before but fucking hell this one is fucking with my mind for some reason

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>>39636489
Because she'll likely have no reason to talk to a robot.

Its a handy defence mechanism because they instinctively know that they may use that conversation as a gossiping platform i.e "I was chatting with anon the other day, he says he likes fixing his car" - "oh that old rustbucket he drives around what a poorfag haha"

>>39635853's post has some logic in it.
By telling them to 'fuck off' (firm yet polite is best) the worst they can call you bitter, creep or weirdo (which most are used to by virtue of experience growing up)
But it disarms them, because its not a response they're expecting, human conversation have an inclination to be friendly and polite. Especially with attractive women who've been coddled and validated throughout their lives. They've no reason to talk to you. Both of you have no common ground.

>>39636489
>Would you do the same treatment if a guy said hey to you?
No but it's rare for an attractive woman to come out of the blue and introduce themselves to a male other than Chad. I'd assume she had an ulterior motive.

I think it's best you just leave me alone, Jessica, because I'm so tired of developing feelings for women so that they can just withdraw from me.

I crave intimacy; I don't have some type of existential or moral angst that makes me crave and deny it at the same time, I just want it. And yet, women like you love to work me as a number. Your coquettish ways make me feel so special as you evaporate the barriers of mistrust that have been erected over many years.

Why must I be ugly, a prisoner in an inescapable cage.

>>39635753
Hi Jess, any idea when those tits are finally going to come in?

>>39635853

Same. I hate having to interact with people outside of small things.

>>39635753
>hey Jessica, I'm anon. Did you move here recently?

>>39636489

Women that aren't childhood friends are worthless friends. At best they'll decide they don't feel safe around you and so they'll bring their boyfriends to all hang outs no matter what you say.

Wanting something more is a non factor, I've been rejected enough that I consider it an impossbility.

>>39635753
I'm fat, would not happen.

Say hi and walk away. Let her mire, she'll come back craving for it hard.

>>39637752
>>39637660
Why so cucked? Who cucked you?

>>39636199

doesn't she do cringey incest porn where she doesn't actually get fucked?

>bruins hat
no thanks

>>39638001
I dont understand. How would this work exactly? She could just talk to someone else.

>>39635753

tfw you will never watch her pretty face decay

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>>39637682
>By telling them to 'fuck off' (firm yet polite is best) the worst they can call you bitter, creep or weirdo (which most are used to by virtue of experience growing up)
>But it disarms them, because its not a response they're expecting, human conversation have an inclination to be friendly and polite. Especially with attractive women who've been coddled and validated throughout their lives. They've no reason to talk to you. Both of you have no common ground.

>>39635797
first post, once again, best post

>>39636489
I went on a date with a girl once. Turns out that they her and her friends set me up and were recording me to see what the weird creepy loner guy would do.

>>39635753
First I'd wonder how I got on a beach since I never go to the beach.

Then I'd probably do a quick introduction of myself and leave.

>Meet new neighbor
>she's overly flirty and nice
>start to like her
>try to ask her out
>she becomes distant

welp

>>39639140

Can you prove him wrong?

U-uh . . . Nice to meet you, ten-sica

>>39640551
>try to ask her out

theres ur problem anon, you don't try you just ask her out. in any case strike up a conversation again and ask her again.

>>39635753
hey jessica, I'm anon. we have a lot of catching up to do for all the time we've never spent together that we might have had we met earlier. Would you like to get a coffee?

how'd i do?

>>39641144
by try I mean I explicitly did. She's all "eh i don't feel like it. Maybe another time let me know."

Then I realized she had a boyfriend, who is some older fuck from her crap job.

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>>39635753
Hi I'm Steve. Don't mind my tent, that thing has a mind of it's own.

>>39640669
I think he's realised.
I think thats what that reaction face means.

>>39635753
Nice g-string you dirty thot bitch!!!

>>39635753
Hi, I'm anon. Nice to meet you. Wish we could talk more but I have something to do so I need to go. Talk to you another time neighbor!

>proceed to gtfo in order to avoid anything that could lead to something because you are not chad SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN THINKING OF TRYING

>>39635888
>a fucking stacy
She can eat a bullet.

>>39635853
pretty much the only thing you can say to a stacy

>>39635753
"Oh hello, I've never noticed you before. Maybe because I'm too busy looking at the floor while walking, you know? "

>>39635753
That is one hell of a coincidence Jessica, since we both live in Michigan, and apparently we're meeting for the first time on a beach somewhere that looks tropical.

Now oddly enough, I have met most of my neighbors. You aren't the morbidly obese mother and son on one side, and you aren't the middle-class family with the adopted Indian daughter on the other side, or the retired couple across the street. So where exactly did you say you live?

You know, I'm getting a little suspicious. Were you about to suggest we have a drink? Get me drunk? Maybe suggest we go back to my hotel room and fuck? Then I wake up and all my shit is gone? That's what I thought.

>implying neighbors would take initiative and talk to you

Thats not how the suburbs work. Not outside the movies at least.

>>39635753
"show me da butthol"

>Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.