>make some new friends >go to dinner with them >they

Hahahaha it's because you have a small penis lol

>>39635604

Hey OP remember that time you went out with what you were hoping were new pals only to be ignored?

(Its because your penis is inadequate)

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>>39635604
They aren't your friends, anon

>>39635785
I know but I was so excited to be part of a group. This isn't even the first time it's happened

I'm so lonely

>>39635604
>Eat food
>Imagine stuff
>Ok
>Consider paying for my own food and running off alone to see if anyone notices
>They probably don't
>Depending on the taste I might return to the restaurant
>Consider getting two different dishes and making em' to go
>Consider combining em'

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REEEEEEEEEE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>mfw their ashamed look when they ignoring me and giving me quick glance
>tfw this has happened hundreds of times in my life
>mfw they ask me why I don't hang out with them more times
>tfw they used to make jokes about me coming out of my cave when I decided to muster the courage to actually meet them 10 or so times a year despite my paranoia that they aren't actually my friends and when I show up they'll laugh in my face or beat me up or tell me they fucking hate spending time with me
GOD I FUCKING HATE MYSELF AL RIGHT YOU DID GOOD CUNTS