Let's be honest, ideal gf threads are pipe dreams. We don't deserve our ideal gfs.
What are your REALISTIC requirements for a gf?
What things will you look past so you don't die alone and unloved?
Requirements:
> Born a female
> 4+/10
> Doesn't smell bad
> No severe mentally illnesses
> Big butt
Features you're willing to look past:
> Personality flaws like laziness or narcissism
> Stupid political beliefs
> Bad taste in music/film
> Overweight ( but not morbidly obese )
Realistic as in that's my actual minimum for a girlfriend, not for sex. Sex I'll take pretty much everyone. Not that I'll actually find her
>born female
>[17,33] years old
>[5'2'',6'2'']
>[80lbs,185lbs]
>doesn't smell bad
>doesn't need my money
>sex once a week
Shit I would put up with
>be cucked
>crazy emotional
Well for having a surprisingly high testosterone I strive for things that are impossible.
Is it unrealistic that I expect my gf to weigh less than me?
Probably.
>>39631669
shave moustache
no flat arses
>tfw no nerdy reddit browsing, runescape playing, nightwalking gf
>tfw homely belly girls have always made me way harder than 10/10 girls
>tfw have a homely belly girl gf now
life was kind to me now
>>39631935
I would unironically prefer a girl that looks like this over a stacy any day.
>>39631669
>5/10
>Is cool with nerd shit
>Wants to have missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
overweight but sane gf or BPD but not fat and maybe 1 or 2 points more attractive
the ultimate question
ew low standards are unattractive
>>39631956
>>39631935
>I would unironically prefer a girl that looks like this over a stacy any day.
what a virtue signaling cuck
>not fat
>not extremely tall
>cute
>is relatively intelligent
>doesn't use social media all day long
>>39631956
Have some more, one of the few girls who looks better with glasses.
>>39631669
>Average face
>Not over like 300 pounds
>Hasn't fucked more than a few dudes (her not being a virgin bothers me but I'm being realistic for this thread)
>Not a bitch
>Not crazy or severely mentally ill, the usual depression/anxiety is fine but not shit like BPD
>SOME sense of humour
>>39631935
This girl is actually pretty cute besides the horse teeth.
>>39631669
Requirements
>5+/10
>nice/cute personality, preferably high intelligence
>a feminine looking body
>not a degenerate
Features you're willing to look past
>No chest
>Slightly underweight
>Acne or skin conditions
>Slightly chubby
>Minor mental issues
>Doesn't like sex
>>39631669
My ONLY requirement (besides being female, not handicapped etc.) is she MUST be under 5' tall. Little girls even if they aren't pretty are always cute.
Requirements
>born a female (real vagina)
>weighs under 264lbs/120kg
>mentally healthy, minor stuff like aspergers or ADHD allowed
>no major deformities
>isn't looking to cuck me
Willing to look past
>shit taste in general (99% of women have shit taste, might aswell get used to it)
>disliking Bashar al-Assad
>>39631669
Requirements:
Does not smell bad.
Smart(ish)
Shares my sense of humor.
Nihilist.
Has similar taste in music and other media.
Not obese.
(((Maybe suicidal, as long as she keeps it to herself and does not attention whore.)))
Hopefully a little ugly.
Has no friends.
Can commit to playing one game for hours and days together until we cannot.
No social skills.
Features you're willing to look past:
Personality flaws like laziness or narcissism.
Stupid political beliefs.
Trash sense of humor.
I'm not even really interested in sex at all, so i don't care if they do/don't want to fuck as long as it doesent get in the way of projects or games I'm in the middle of playing. I assume a girl like this does not exist, as its basically just a female version of me. Im hopefully going to die a virgin. I hate women, but if there was a woman who didn't act like a woman i think i could date them.
>>39631669
>Female
>or identify as female
>No kids
>or desire for kids
That's it
>>39631935
>>39632088
>cute ugly
No, you have no idea how many guys are after her, why would she choose you?
>>39631669
Keep your real, fleshy gfs. I prefer automated perfection. Her type will be available in the next 10-15 years and with artificial wombs we won't even need fleshy, dirty and antisocial gfs to have children.
Requirements:
>born female
>at least average looks
>ok hygiene
>not fat
>white or asian
>moderately intelligent
Features you're willing to look past:
>zero sex appeal
>emotionally abused
>depressed
>lazy
>clingy
>political beliefs
>>39631669
>born female
>16-18 years old (18 proto-Chad here, I don't have visible muscles but everything else is good)
>6+/10
>Smells nice and feminine
>No mental illnesses
>Nice body
>Matching or very close to matching political beliefs and interests
>Deus Vult
Features I'm willing to look past:
>Personality flaws that occasionally manifest themselves like laziness or a lack of discipline [but only occasionally]
>Her political beliefs being slightly more extreme than mine (I will not tolerate less extreme unless it's on something small)
>Slightly underweight or overweight (no anorexics or morbidly obese girls... tfw you want a qt3.14 lard tub gf who weighs 400 lbs because fat fetish but you don't want your parents to know...)
>Bad taste in some art forms (but not all)
>>39634675
also
Features I'm willing to look past:
>Small/almost nonexistent chest
>>39634675
>>39634701
I keep forgetting stuff damnit
Requirements:
>White
>>39631669
>born and currently female
>no mental illness
>not fat (no chubby chasers, thicc is also fat)
>no severe acne/acne scars
>not a piece of shit person
>not a whore (not referring to amount past partners, but more to acting like a slut or having a history of cheating because its very hard for me to trust other people especially women, especially after my first 2 gfs)
>no addictions
>same race as me (asian)
Willing to look past
>jobless
>any religious or political beliefs, as long as they arent extreme
>shit taste
>no social life
>inb4 your standards are high
I'm a volcel with a oneitis, but previous gfs. Ff i lost all chance with her whatsoever I would just go for the best I could do under these constraints
Requirements:
>Looks female
>5/10
>Doesn't stink
>Doesn't wear excessive makeup
>Puts up with my shitty humour
>Occasional sex
>No fundamentally opposed political opinions
>Wants kids
Features you're willing to look past:
>Financial/emotional dependency
>Personality flaws
>Minor mental illness
Reqirements:
>loyal (absolute top priority)
>not fat
>not asexual
>not manipulative
>not a smoker
>genuinely loves me and respects me
>likes animals
Features I'm willing to accept:
>clingy
>neet/poor
>uncultured
>unintelligent
>autistic
>opposite political views
>stupid/tasteless hobbies
>very skinny and flat
Don't even care she's posted nudes and likes riling up robots. Something about her I find really qt
The no low self esteem diaper gf
Which one of you autismos is spamming her on pol
Requirements:
>girl(female)
>non-smoker
>normal tits or bigger (small/flat is only okay if she's extremely pretty)
>not mentally retarded
>no history of casual sex
Features I'm willing to look past:
>skinny (I generally prefer them thicc)
>midget
>neet
>lack of nerdy hobbies
I will look past everything about a girl,as long as they share my taste in music
For sex she just has to not have any diseases.
For long term GF she needs to be attractive enough that I can get my dick hard to fuck. And she shouldn't be so annoying that I can't stand to be around her.
she would have to enjoy having sex with a man with a 4 1/2 inch dick and never cheat on me. oh wait you said realistic
>>39631935
wow moot transitioned pretty good.
>>39631669
NOPE
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
>20yrs old
>2008
>stop trying to go for top tier girls because everyone is trying to fuck them
>gay sweetmates introduce me to a girl who looks exactly OP's pic
>hang out with her for quite some time and visit various places around the city
>dating comes up and she mentions that she really like effeminate boys instead of average/muscular dues
> I shrug it off
>she later ditches me to hang out with the anime club leader all the time
>no skin off my nose
>Years later I lose my virginity to a 8/10 model in NYC
>search the girl from college up on facebook and she looks like the pic posted and she now identifies as genderqueer
Moral of the story, don't lower your standards, it will lead to heart break; also homely bitches age horribly.
>>39636130
Difference is you had the capability to attract a pretty girl. Many here do not and should be more realistic. Your opinion is irrelevant and if its believed your little story would do more harm than good..
Just try not to take people purely on looks. It's the quirks and imperfections you start to love about a person
>>39631669
I'm okay with dying alone and unloved so my realistic requirements aren't far below my ideal requirements.
Requirements:
Not fat
Not ugly
Feminine
Someone I enjoy being around
Things I'll look past:
A dick
>>39636130
Agreed, ugly women are like ugly men. There's a higher chance that they'll be autistic or fucking weird.
>>39631669
Innie pussy or at least not one of those unfortunate discolored pseudo dick outies, not disfigured feminine face of 4-5/10 and no fridge mode body. Submissive personality. Pretty reasonable i think, at least in the sense that i couldn't possibly be attracted to anything less even if i wanted to be.
>>39636302
>Difference is you had the capability to attract a pretty girl. Many here do not and should be more realistic. Your opinion is irrelevant and if its believed your little story would do more harm than good..
>Just try not to take people purely on looks. It's the quirks and imperfections you start to love about a person
do more harm? It's a dog eat dog, and dumb whores don't want chad, they want scrawny fembois, I am not playing by their rules/
>>39636302
> Many here do not and should be more realistic.
Nah, none of these girls want realistic dudes either.
Realistic is giving up in every regard, never be realistic/.
>>39634005
This sounds just like the girl that I am dating. That's weird brother.
>Requirements:
>> Born a female
>> Doesn't smell bad
>> Loves to do stuff together
>Features you're willing to look past:
>> Personality flaws
>>mentally insane
>>emotionally abusive
>>violent
Requirements:
> Be noticeably feminine. No facial hair.
> Not smell bad, however my definition of bad isn't too harsh. I don't mind sweaty girls.
> Needs to make me feel emotionally safe so I could be vulnerable around her. Hate this "men can't feel negative emotions other than anger" meme.
Features you're willing to look past:
> Lack of Ambition
> Skelly-tier thin
> Being extremely short, like under 4'9
> Clingyness
> Being a NEET loser with all the works
> Laziness
> Mental Illness
> Sexual History
I don't know why I belong here with you punks. I didn't drop out of high school, working towards a good career and have a very expansive network of friends. But I've never had a gf. Am I welcome here? I don't belong here but I can't help but feel out of place with the normies.
>>39632088
>tfw no Debbie from Wildthronberry gf
>>39631669
>Requirements:
>> Born a female
>> 4+/10
>> Doesn't smell bad
>> No severe mentally illnesses
>> Big butt
>> Half Decent Rack
>> Can't be a god damn muslim or communist or Orthodox Jew
>> Has to enjoy sex
>> Clingy Tendancies.
>Features you're willing to look past:
>> Hasn't read Atlas Shrugged Yet
>> Obesity (No 600 lb lifers though)
>> Christian or Mormon
>> Short
How about we turns things around and say realistically what kind of girl could YOU pull in ?
>>39631935
She's actually pretty attractive. 6.25/10
>>39633182
5/10
>>39636068
cuck/10
>>39636130
1/10
>>39636130
why did she turn into howard stern?
I thought I was full of shit until I actually found my girlfriend who satisfies all of these criteria
>healthy and fit and petite (below 110 lbs)
>short (under 5'5'')
>not too smart, not too dumb (she's a teacher)
>good family (she loves her daddy)
>same world view (she hates niggers, stayed up with me to watch TRUMP get elected)
>enjoys sucking my dick, sucks on my balls, spits swallows, whatever
>did ballet as a young girl
>likes to go camping
>very into trying new things
>loves sex, lets me do what I please
>does not complain too much
>listens to me
>wants kids
>likes to fuck
>MUCH younger than me, very teachable, moldable, trainable
>wants to stay at home and raise the kids when we get married
>enjoys cleaning, does not complain about doing it
>tries her best at cooking, she cooks for me, wants to improve her cooking skills
>is Christian, but not too uptight
>sends me ass / boob texts whenever I want them
>is petite
>great ass
>her tits grow an extra size when she's on her period
>she's redpilled as fuck, and is close with her dad. her dad is a grumpy guy, just like me, so she can deal with my impatient attitude
>her dad is pretty loaded, so when we get married we will have a legit wedding that I won't have to pay for (most women these days are complete slugs and will make their husband pay for some or most of the wedding, a HUGE departure from tradition)
>willing to move anywhere I want us to, based on job opportunities, etc (I'm a yuppie, not a neet like you faggots)
>most of all, she wants to be a better woman for me, and makes me want to be a better man, for myself, and for her
I am leaving loads out probably, but I love her. Never settle guys. Also, quit dating women your age. Date down, the girls will be all excited that they are dating up.
>>39631669
requirements for my wife
>10/10
>virgin
>baptist
>does what I tell her to do
>doesn't wear revealing clothing outside the house
>white
>agrees with all my opinions
I'd rather die alone than settle for some nasty ho. If she doesn't meet my requirements then why bother with her
>>39631669
Requirements
>doesnt do drugs
>doesnt smoke
>4+/10
>healthy weight
>sensible politics, not far left
Preferences:
>White or East Asian
>My height or shorter (5'5")
>brown, red or black hair
>Glasses
>reads jojo
>>39638912
I get Stacys but I don't like or want Stacys.
>le humble brag
I dont care man
>>39631669
req.
>virgin
>born female (shouldn't even have to say this
>white
Features willing to look past
Anything. I don't know a lot of problems with the girls I've known so I don't have much of an experience to drawn upon.
>>39631669
I'm a hamplanet so my only chance at getting a gf is if she's a hamplanet too.
Requirements other than that are
>get along well
>similar interests and taste
All of them.
>>39631935
>nerdy gf
Here's the thing, (maybe it's the toxic envronment of r9k that has lead me to this thought but), all the nerdy girls who aren't super ugly are no longer within robot reach when geek turned mainstream in 2008.
There are legit super nerdy/dorky girls actually into the geek shit but are now out of your robot reach for 2 reasons.
1. Geek/Nerd cosplay has improved the looks of girls who would otherwise be "ugly". In the sense that cosplay over the years has taught basic hygiene, beauty treatments, make-up etc, so we get the ugly duckling situation.
2. Influx of normies (with actual geek knowledge) have lowered robots' value as a geek.
So basically, you would have to aim even lower than before.
>>39639197
I assuming by the lack of disapprovals my theory of nerd pussy being unavailable to robots is true?
>Realistic gf thread
>What are your REALISTIC requirements for a gf?
What things will you look past so you don't die alone and unloved?
Kek i can list pretty much anything i want
and she'll still refuse me for some chad.
That's a realistic GF.
>>39639395
i think the idea around here is that no girl, no matter how disgusting/nerdy/hamplanetual, is attainable for a robot because men date down and robots are the bottom males
cf. that one screencap of the handless acne-ridden girl that still had countless guys going "I'LL BE UR GF PLS" in a thread
>>39639197
>all the nerdy girls who aren't super ugly are no longer within robot reach
They were never within our reach. They are prime candidates to be gfs of betas, but robots don't even try.
>>39631935
>>39632088
>girl
>that upper lip, those shoulders, and teeth
>>39639435
Ignoring the robot thougt of being the bottom males, do you think I'm right in saying that a subsection of women have become unavailable to the autist geek? Or is this r9k poisoning my mind?
Requirements
>female (have and always have had a vagina)
>be younger than 28 years old
>white
>be loyal and honest with me
>dont be obese
>be willing to learn from me and compromise when necessary
Things im willing to look past
>looks for the most part
I will love and cherish a skelly with no boobs if she is worth loving and will do the same for a good chubby girl also
>extreme mental illness
Meme depression and anxiety arent even the same animal as actual crazy, and i can deal with both as long as you love me.
>chronic drug abuse
This can be manageable.
>previous partners
Only if youve had fewer partners than years since youve lost your virginity.
>religious/political veiws
Again, totally manageable
>>39639565
it's interesting, but i'm not sure it's 100% correct. i know there are probably some guys who are conventionally attractive that take the hottest girls, but i still think nerds keep to themselves when dating long-term. it's not like normal people will understand the cosplays and obscure references or whatever. i also still don't think these girls were ever available to autist geeks in the first place, and i say that as someone that's only a failed normie that comes to lurk rather than a proper robot steeped in the board's dogma
Honestly, don't be fat is the minimum requirement. That rules out 80% of American females.
>>39639668
>i also still don't think these girls were ever available to autist geeks in the first place,
Expand.
>>39631669
How severe is severe for mental illness
would you date a mexi girl? c:
>>39639563
Are teeth that big of an indicator? I have tiny cuck faggot bitch teeth
>>39639855
>geekery is heavily male, which creates a gender imbalance from the off if you believe what i said about nerds keeping to themselves
>most geeks have poor social skills, which are integral to getting a girlfriend
>the few girls that are geeky are probably equally as socially challenged
you basically end up with a load of guys who have no idea how to ask girls out and a smaller amount of girls who have no idea how to help. doesn't matter how pretty you are if no one asks you out, and even if every boy did, that still leaves one (1) that actually gets a gf and many (>1) that don't
does that sound about right? i still feel like i'm relying on this idea that geeks only date geeks
Requirements:
Female (female)
No transmittable diseases
Not abusive, physically or emotionally
Not a catfish
Things I'm willing to look past:
Unattractive
Religious/political views
But who am I kidding, none of this is realistic
>>39639855
>>39639977
https://captainawkward.com/2012/04/16/geek-relationship-fallacies/ number 4 and 5 are what i mean
>>39639977
>i still feel like i'm relying on this idea that geeks only date geeks
I think you're relying on this too heavily and that your observations on geekdom are kinda out of date. While there may a gender imbalance, I think it's a lot less imbalanced these days.
Anyway it's 6 am hereand I need sleep. Hopefully this thread is up 12 hours later cos I'd like to discuss this dumb shit with someone.
>>39640056
6 here too, nice to have an actual debate with someone rather than just shitposting
>>39637720
Hello anon how are you today. I could potentially meet your requirements.
>>39640144
I am doing fantastic. How about yourself. Do you have any form of contact?
>>39640186
Good thank you. Could you please post yours, so only you add me.
>>39640213
Email me at [email protected] and i'll give you my Discord that is if you use Discord.
i just want someone around my age to love me.
but i know i dont deserve that.
>>39640379
Are you a girl? I'm a boy maybe we can be friends.
>>39632468
can a feminine looking body have a penis?
>>39640144
Why didn't you respond to mine? Am I not good enough for you?
>>39635554
>my taste in music
what is it?
>>39631669
>4/10 or above without makeup
>female
>not obese (chubby is ok)
>not taller than me
>virgin
>loyal
>white
>not older than me
>doesn't smell like a sewer
What I'd look past:
>laziness (endearing, desu)
>not agreeing with my political standings (can be changed)
>extroverted personality
>SOME personality disorders--those that don't involve relationship-wrecking
Not overweight to the point of being a health risk and is a reasonable person. Also has to have long hair, don't know why but I just can't stand short hair.
>>39631669
Requirements:
>East Asian
>[18, 25] years old
>[150,190] cm tall
>healthy BMI
>No severe mentally illnesses
>Good Hygiene
>Not a degenerate
>No dark triad traits
>loves sex
Features you're willing to look past:
>A virgin girl would be perfect but I know it's impossible so please God no more than 3 cocks before me if she's closer to 25 than to 18
>Personality flaws
>Physical flaws like scars, fucked up teeth, missing limbs...
before pic would be perfect
No massive man jaw. I see this girl posting around my area and she made it to being a 30 year old virgin. The catch? MASSIVE man jaw, probably beats most men with how squarish her jaw is.
Requirements:
>real (born) female
>hygienic
>virgin
>family-oriented
>no mental illnesses whatsoever
Things I can get past:
>fat (this is fixable)
>no hobbies (this too)
>sjw (and this)
>drinks/smokes (also fixable)
>NEET/poor
>any religious/spiritual beliefs
Preferences:
>5/10+
>not black
>comes from a good family
>>39631669
Requirements:
>Born a female
>Not a huge whore
Would be nice:
>Really hairy everywhere
>25-35
>Fat
>Nice
Things I can get past:
>Pretty much everything
I dated a fat chick for like a year and a half. Her body was pretty gross and she'd smell sometimes, but she had nice big tits and I'll admit that missionary sex was the comfiest thing ever.
>mfw the entire experience
>>39641369
Where is yours, anon? Can I see it?
>>39636068
What does this handsome fucker even do at Google anyways? I don't think he has had any actual education in computer science. Is he the dedicated wrangler for all the autistic savant programmers they employ? He sure has experience with autists
>nice but not neccessary Requirements:
-asian
-glasses
-below 6'0
-introvert/neet
Requirements
-decent hygiene
-wants to spent time together
Features you're willing to look past:
-mental illness
-crazy emotional
-abusive
-hurtful
-acne/skin problems
>>39642185
Doesn't do much good now that I've revealed myself as a jealous prat but here you go
>>39634651
>>39631669
NO COMPROMISE. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON.
Reddit RS3 girl reporting in
>>39642369
That's one ugly car.
>>39642337
She might not be white or Asian. It could be a viable reason to not reply
>>39631669
requirements for my bf
ready robots?
>has his shit together
>as attractive as I am
>not necessary, but ideally over 6ft
>preferably works a trade, or in my industry
>recognizes that I don't want to be cooking dinner every night after cooking all day
>wants to live in a city
>wants to have kids
>has a good family because mine is shit and I need a family
>I like em ottermode
>must be into me being a fatty, but not on a fetish level. Must be attracted to me despite being obese, yet still encourage me to lose weight because it's something I need to do to live
>must be goddamn hilarious. if he can't make me laugh so hard I pee myself, it's not gonna work out
>preferably has a cat (optional)
>his cat has to get along with my cat (my cat is a food thief and an asshole) (necessary)
>must be of sound mental status and compassionate regarding my own mental illness.
it sounds crazy but I met this guy and married him already
Realistic:
Be original female
3/10+
Doesnt smell bad / haa basic hygene
5'0" - 6'0"
18-32 years old
Not overweight, even chubby is pushing it
Not a cheater
Sex once a week
Tons of cuddling/hugging
What i will put with:
Smoking
Crazy
Clingy
Neet
>>39642405
That's a lot of high standards you got there fatty.
>>39642405
>tfw literally meet that but I don't own a cat because the fur makes my nose run
>>39631669
anything other than misaka is a no go.
>>39642405
What level of fucking pleaser shit
>>39642405
>as attractive as I am
>Must be attracted to me despite being obese
>>39631669
has a vagina.
That is all.
GUYS LISTEN!!!!!
I know many of you fine robots here aren't half as bad looking or beta as you think. I've seen the "Post your face" Threads.
Of course, some of you are lost causes and are TRUE robots, but I'm not talking about those. Some of you guys here can easily lose weight, or gain weight, dress differently, and go from a 5 to an 8 just like that.
I used to be a fat, disgusting, dumb beta fag, but still handsome enough to get ugly girls. And I went out with a bunch of ugly, fat, dumb bitches. And they ALWAYS cheated, if not physically, still texting other guys, they were bitches just like Staceys are.
So I decided right there and then
If I'm gonna get fucked, at least I'm going to enjoy it.
So now I only bang 8's and 9's. And as a matter of fact, I've found better quality of women, personality wise as well, at the 8 range.
Ugly women are extremely self conscious and they are always CRAVING for male attention. The last thing you robots want to do, is be a 5/10 and have some BARELY 3/10 disgusting slut that's inferior to you in every way, think that SHES settling for YOU.
Not good for the soul robots, not good.
>>39642405
Though I think this is pretty much an obvious troll...
If not.
Poor guy. Hope he realizes his mistake one day and leaves you for someone equally as tall, thin, and from a quality pedigree family as him.
As a matter of fact, unless he is gay, this is probably a 99% probability. Men will trade up as well, not as fast a women mind you, but something tells me you're not a good woman and that will just make it go by faster.
>don't cook
Then how are you so fat? McDonalds I presume.
>>39642560
How is a guy that is a 6/10 on a good day supposed to snag an 8 away from Chad? Tell me
>tfw the only reason why a girl stopped going out with you was because of politics
I guess it's for the best if she couldn't be civil about it.
>>39636068
No homo he's really handsome
>>39642560
An 8 is barely attractive to women, and men below that don't exist.
>>39631669
I'd be willing to relax my standards by allowing
>teeth too large
>small tits
>short
>pointy elbows
Truth be told, I'm desperate so I think I could also allow
>non-European genetic admixture
Pic related is the lowest I'll go, though. She looks like she has nigger blood but I think it's something I can overlook.
Honest?
> not having a dick
>biological female
>not auschwitz tier or too fat to walk
>has a job or some other income
>has at least one thing in common with me
>lives in or near the sf bay area
>is physically attracted to me
though even these requirements aren't realistic desu
>>39631949
Give it a few months. Life will come back and break your shins.
>>39631669
Bullshit, girls like pics related are realistic gfs. This is the type of girls you see walk around constantly, some look a bit better, some look a bit worse, but i would have to go out of my way to find someone like in your pic.
>Is 3d
>Loves me
It doesn't even have to be human anymore desu
>>39642092
>tfw I always expect to actually get a gf when I post this shit
:(
>>39643354
If it makes you feel better, your post is the only one I was considering replying to.
>>39634005
I'm all of those just tell me you love Bowie and Bauhaus and I'll marry you
>>39642405
is your cat a cock blocker?
my gf is genuinly beautiful
>5'11"
>Long brown hair
>Piercing green eyes
>Slim
>Big juicy ass
>Perky B's
Couldn't be happier, much better than my ex lmao
>>39644477
>>>/out/
this board isn't for you, Chad
>>39642092
tell me about yourself, maybe I'm the girl for you
Requirements:
No mental problems/not whored out
has some life purpose/job/hobbies
not leech off me moneys
has to like metal
has pretty face/nice body/generally attractive
willing to look past
stupidity/ignorance
some personality flaws
laziness
beliefs in things
what they drive
>39631669
Requirements:
>ACTUALLY IS a female
>Cute, it's alright if she has a passable butterface to me
>Has 5+/10 looks
>Has nice body
>Is at least 1,80 m tall
>Is loyal, kind, emotionally supporting person, and not a moneysucking leech
>Not very lazy and actually has motivation for hard work
>Actually loving me and want me help to change/to improve/to work
>Doesn't have mental illnesses
>Has similar interests like I do
>Doesn't have daddy issues
Shit I can look past:
>Severe impractical decisions
>Dark/trolly humor
>Chubby body (but not obese landwhale)
>Stupidity/ignorance in some fields
>Kinkiness
>Very big or very small breast size
>>39645429
>ACTUALLY IS a female
you mean a female(male), right?
>>39645439
Nope. A girl that has a real pussy with fertile vore.
>>39645473
you mean a real pussy with a fertile vore(dick)?
>>39645542
>>39645439
Fuck off, trapfaggot
>>39642997
>talking to women about your politics
why the fuck do people do this?
>tfw no plain 6/10 gf
Requirements:
>Cis female
>preferably big tits
>6+/10
>preferably big butt
>white or lightskin
>can cook (although if she's realky hot she can get away with not cooking)
Flaws im willing to look past:
>some extra pounds
>different religious/political views
>some bitchiness
>female
>pussy doesn't stink
><150 pounds
>loyal
>>39646284
>cis
Don't play thier game anon
The correct term is normal
you're all listing shit like
>not crazy
and
>not emotional
but you do realize by default every single woman you meet is going to be insane in contrast to you? unless you happen to be a very emotional male. female hormones, etc
>>39645718
n-no!
onirig
>>39646344
>loyal
you got me there
>>39631669
I know these are realistic since I've even attracted a chick that literally went on to model for my country.
Requirements
>7/10+
>17-21 years old
>Smart
>Not fat
>Not black
I'd put up with skin problems, since I'm no model when it comes to that myself.
Extra weight doesn't bother me as long as it isn't tumblrfat territory.
Willing to look past stupid political beliefs and tumblrshit if they don't interfere with the relationship/anything else.
Will not put up with being ordered around or cheated on under any circumstances.
Whom here would date me?
>fat (200 lbs)
>schizophrenic
>autism
>occasionally gets a chin hair or a tit hair
>asexual
>virgin
>born female but kinda drifted away from that
>long black hair
>pale skin
>glasses
>>39642997
"Respect existence or expect resistance"
>>39647028
>born female but kinda drifted away from that
Correct this, then we'll talk.
>>39647028
>occasionally gets a tit hair
If you could fix this into "has pretty hairy tits" then I would.
>>39631669
Reqs:
>female
>at least around average looking
>somewhere within 5 years of my age
>good hygiene
Don't care if:
>overweight (not obese)
>crazy within reason
>tall, short (within reason)
>physically disabled
>>39647095
Can't. It's an immovable condition that whoever loves me has to accept or overlook. It's very hard when you're not thin and hot to find someone who will.
>>39647121
I have never had more than 3 at a time
>>39647174
>I have never had more than 3 at a time
Oh well, good luck!
>>39631669
Requirements:
>Girl
>Her Age = My age +-5
>pretty face
>not fat / not a skeleton
>either a defined ass or defined tits. I don't mind average ones, as long as both aren't not flat
>isn't drug addicted
>not a NEET
>laughs at my jokes
>can keep a conversation
>good hygiene, shaves frequently
Features you are willing to look past:
>likes to spend too much money
>stupid friends
>disagreements in any topic
>stupidity
>basically anything that doesn't get in the way of a relationship
>>39631669
Requirements:
>Dosnt want to fuck me over
>Isnt a bitch
>Isnt morbidly obese
>Isnt a total slut
Features I'm willing to look past:
>Crazy
>Chubby
>bad hygiene (Shower atleast once every 3 days. Brush teeth every day)
>Personality flaws
>Stupid political beliefs
>Bad taste in music/film
>jobless
>BO
>>39647028
>asexual
that's the part I can't look over, sorry
though if you live in the sf bay area, we could still chill as friends
>>39645936
That is not 6/10
>Attractive enough that she isn't straight up ugly and I could become attracted to her
>smart and a kind person. This would turn a 5 to a 9 for me
>preferably no mental illness or at least something we can work through together and she won't become hostile/violent
>not fat, not anorexic either though
>also importantly, someone who doesn't feel like we have to keep talking but we can still be able to connect and have deep/interesting conversations. I guess that goes with some similar interests as me as well
I don't care about race. I'm a spic anyway. Bad facial features like buck teeth and big noses can be ok, they can be endearing sometimes I think. Would prefer someone that's not to promiscuous either
>>39643240
Middle girls is very cute. Who is she?
>>39631669
>Requirements:
>Born a female
Jesus you must have it really bad over there in the west.
>>39631860
Unless you are skelly then not really.
>>39636130
Tbh if male has lost all hope thinking he doesn't deserve higher grade gf then he is probably cuck who really doesn't deserve it.
>>39642591
I've been fat since childhood, it's an issue of neglect and abuse basically. They overfed me as a child at first, and then I learned to eat as a coping mechanism. Then she wouldn't actually parent me so as soon as I was old enough to feed myself (7) I started eating whenever I felt like it whenever I was unhappy or bored and she never stopped me. I also had a lot of undiagnosed health issues. By the time I was a teenager it was kinda too late but I'm mostly getting my shit together, losing weight at a reasonable pace
I cook for a living. I do cook, just usually not on days that I work. I will add that I'm a fantastic cook so it's a real goddamn treat when I do
neither of us are trade-uppers. we share the same values of long term commitment and reliability to see things through. We're raising a family together, hell or high water. And we communicate well. There's no reason to "trade up"; if you aren't satisfied with your partner you can discuss with them the way you feel and together you can grow as a unit and strengthen your partnership the way two mature fully realized adults do in the real world.
"trading up" is for weak-minded drooling imbeciles that don't know how to use their big boy words and take the marshmallow first instead of waiting for two marshmallows later. I'm not attracted to the kind of men that think "trading up" is a good idea--they aren't smart enough for me.
>>39631669
>requires a big butt
>is allowed to have laziness, narcissism, and stupid political beliefs
You have shit tastes