THE NORMIE TEST

>>39631343
That was probably the most boring thing I've ever attempted. What the fuck is the point of this? It's not like it's a real person or anything, it's literally just a collection of fucking pixels. This is stupid.

the whole time. its not a real person. she cant see me. why would it be difficult?

>>39631343
Does anybody else here have real trouble with eye contact NOT due to awkwardness but because you can essentially read the thoughts of the person youre looking at. I am extremely intuitive and I can not only understand at a mental level what they are thinking but all kinds of things about the person and it is as though through their eyes their very soul is screaming a thousand words at me. I MUST look away to bare it.

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>>39631343
It's not the same when you're a actually talking to someone face to face instead of staring at a video of some dumb cunt.
Besides I don't have a problem making eye contact irl, the problem is people quickly turn their gazes if I stare at them with my deapan expression and I end up feeling even worse about myself.

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I just got horny and touched myself while she was looking

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>>39631343
4 seconds. I wish I was joking

>>39631391
>anon discovers terrible deeply embedded secret about his waifu

>>39631479
That sounds like schizophrenia, anon.

>>39631343
I do my best to make eye contact, but I never understood what part of the eye you're supposed to look at. It feels weird to stare into someones pupils but I've been doing that since I was a teenager.

>>39631575
That's odd. My problem is that I can't decide which eye I should focus on. I can't pick one. So I keep switching all the time.

>>39631556
no seriously i cant HEAR them i just KNOW. i know if theyre tricking me i cant tell straight away if theyre lying but i work in immigration and i have to delve through lots of files including pictures of people and when i see details of crimes such as murder or rape I KNEW IT before i seen such details i can see peoples lives and souls and intent in their eyes so it is hard to keep looking into such depths

Never have I ever wanted to punch a bitch so much.

>>39631343
I watched 20 seconds and had to turn it off or I would fall in love

>>39631705
Well yes you can learn to read people but you don't seem to be a very stable individual.

>>39631343
This song taught me that a mashop of timbaland's apologize and frozen's let it go would be awesome.

>kissed the screen

just put me down already

that sounds a lot more like schizophrenia anon

>>39631890
why am i not stable why did you write that?

>>39631705
that sounds even more like schizophrenia anon

>>39632140
are you talking to me this is here >>39631705
that post

>>39631928
Yeah, I had a boner 30 seconds into the video and kissed the monitor too.

God I'm pathetic.

>>39632192
>>39632140
is this you is this the same person replying to me here >>39631705

>>39631343
>video for practicing eye contact
>the first thing she does it look away

ARE
YOU
FUCKING
SERIOUS

>>39632227
thank god you told me i feel lieka fire in my brain has been put out things like that make me think for days and frustrate the fuck out of me thats why i never post on 4chan that and i always imagine what if someone is recording everything i post and is going to send it to my whole family. does anybody else ever think this.

>>39632248
>thinking eye contact = staring contest

Leave your basement and go interact with a human

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>>39631553
same here
i think its over for us

Anybody else hold eye contact too long. I never look away unless someone else talks or they're done talking (i don't talk just stares as they say their life story)

>>39632304
>breaking eye contact is maintaining eye contact
Anon, pls.

I tried this last time,
>went for a smoke outside, put the vid on my phone
>I set it down on the window ledge so I didn't have to hold it
>sperged out and walked Away
>got back to my room and realized my phone was still outside
>the video was still playing when I got back

>>39631343
This that Colombian qt? Loregarciae on instagram I think

this isn't practicing eye contact. this is watching a video of a girl that is not actually staring at you... if you can't do this you are beyond helpless, it's completely different irl

I can hold the eye contact just fine. I usually turn it off because I feel weird watching an eye contact practice video

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>>39631343
girls actually do this?

girls believe they are "practicing" doing this?

>>39631343
watched 5 seconds and got dreadfully bored.

>>39631479
You know now that you say it I actually can read thoughts like that

My problem is the exact opposite, actually.

People tell me I stare too intensely.

>>39631343
Literally as soon as I saw her. What the fuck? I have no problem with this in real life.

>>39631553

Omg is this a standard or something. Whats ur mbti

>>39631343
There is no challenge, the threat of her talking to me isn't present.

>>39631553
The smile killed me aswell.
I managed to force myself to watch a bit longer but I teared up and had to stop a few seconds later

>>39631343
I stared this bitch the FUCK down. She submitted to me like the dog she is. Tomorrow, the world.

>>39631575
>>39631703
Pro tip don't look into either eye, focus on the space between their eyebrows and they won't be able to tell the difference. Learned this from doing countless wagie interviews.

>>39631343
Focus on the nosey.

>>39632308
me too boys asadl;asdl;'ass

>>39631343
28s too boring!

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>a girl will never look at me like this
I didn't ask for this anon

when talking to people are you supposed to look at their eyes the whole time? If I did that I would look like a total sperg.

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>>39631343
Just before she started smiling, so about 3 seconds.

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>>39636293
This, unfortunately. No female will ever look at me like this, only scowls and resentment.

>>39631343
I can stare at someone in their eyes all day if they are behind a video. It is just in real life when I can't do it.

>>39631343
Easy, not like real life at all. There i can barely manage eye contact with my family, a second or so here and there, and with anyone else it's just fleeting glances, been like this for as long as i can remember. Wouldn't bother me all that much if it weren't for the fact that this shit makes dealing with women even harder and straight up impossible with women i find attractive. It's a destructive loop, you know your eyes just scream extreme discomfort when you try to hold eye contact so you avoid it and so it never gets easier because of that.

can people tell if you only look in one of their eyes?

>>39631343
watching the video while jerking off makes me feel ashamed

>>39637078
>tfw you keep switching from one eye to the other every second and they can tell you're spaghettiying before you even do anything

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>>39631343
>Tfw laughed because she did

>>39631343
I can look in people's eyes. It's just that I have a death stare and use my looking to intimidate others to look away.

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>>39631343
>here gives this normie bitch some views and make her some money by wasting your time where you could be doing anything else, even just shitposting.
yeah, naaaaaah, fuck off shill.

>>39637078
No, but do the left (their right).

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>>39637129
stop with the spookiness

>>39631479
hit the nail on the head anon, well done

>>39637133

yeah ive got the dead eyes never had any problems with eye contact, its a fun game to make even normies break eye contact

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>>39631343
2:18 did she look at my penis REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39631343
I don't have a problem with eye contact but I had to look away after 5 seconds because I was afraid I would fall in love.

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>>39631553
>5 seconds
God damnit

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>Used to not make any eye contact
>corrected through concentrated effort
>went to far and hold eye contact without looking away for the duration of most conversations


Is that bad?

I used to maintain eye contact until I realized women DIDN'T want me to do it.

Actually, I used to do a ton of normie stuff until I figured out that I wasn't welcomed to do so because I'm a short ugly fat fuck.

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>>39638416
~5sec for me also. When she smiles I just wanna die.

>>39631553
actual autismo here and I had no problem with this, but that's because it's not a real interaction. I'd go maybe 1 second or less irl.

>>39631343
10 seconds dessu

When she first smiles is the killer. In all my time alive only time girls smile at me is when they think something I am doing is funny to them, laughing at me. I can't look.

>>39631343
Lorena Garcia if anybodys wondering her name

after 30 sec i am now conscious about my breathing, the knot in my neck, how many times i blink and how my eye brow is positioned.
so did i pass it or what? i blinked too excessively apparently

When she smiles I wanted to laugh or smile

But I have smile shame so when I smile I try to suppress so I distracted from the video to stop fucking smiling

Fucking women

I hate them

>>39631343
I lasted about 2 minutes before I blew load across her left eye

When she smiled I genuinely started having difficulty breathing
I can force myself to stare unbreakingly at normies but my pulse always races and I'll be on the verge of hyperventilating by the end of a short conversation, even if it's someone I know fairly well.
If there's another make smaller than me I'll stare at him with the most intense look possible, and never avert my gaze. I'll stare at him after he's looked away, and comtinue staring if he looks back. It makes me feel so powerful, and I sometimes will masturbate to the thought of it if it's an especially "alpha" guy I broke down this way (not in a gay way, just the feeling of power it gives me). I'll be breathing fast and have a racing heart, and it makes me feel like I just won a duel.

>>39631343
Did anyone else get a huge erection while watching this? This is better than porn

How could it be difficult if she is sending clear signals of submission. I don't even care about her in the first place, so there is no worry of rejection.

>>39631343
I can only watch it if I am masturbating, so now I know how I can maintain eye contact.

>>39631343
27 seconds, then i blinked

>>39631343
if you're having a hard time with this imagine how hard it was for her, there wasnt even a face to look at

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>tfw was a robot that looked on floor tiles all the time
>tfw realised looking in the eyes is hella informative
The most natural thing for me to do now.

>>39640595
>implying chad wasn't there behind the camera

Lasted 7 seconds then punched hole through computer

This had no effect on me, I know it's a recording and that it has no real consequences and that I'm not really looking into a girls eyes but pixels on a screen. If it was irl though I'd probably last a few seconds before I start to look down into the ground and up a couple of times while thinking about where to place my hands and how to stand/sit.

>>39640013
I felt my dick rise slightly but not a full on erection.

>>39631343
40 seconds
then I got bored

1:38
got bored, autism got to me

>>39631343
34 seconds then I began to wonder if she was gonna say anything at all, but this made me realize how unrealistic it is. I then began wondering why the fuck OP posted this and I came to the conclusion: Fuck you, OP!

>Spend whole time absent mindedly looking through her, imagining my cock sliding into her asshole

>>39641761
>sliding into her asshole

Why her asshole? Are you subconsciously gay or something?

>>39641806
Because she's a beautiful women, and there's nothing more I'd like than to see her reduced to my personal cumsleeve. Vaginal sex is for human beings, not a piece of meat.

Staring at a video of a pile of makeup doesn't help much in practice for looking actual faces in the eye.

>>39641816
Sounds like you are pretty mad at your mom.

This is dumb.
You don't stare at anyone for a solid 4 minutes.

Knowing when to break eye contact is a part of being a normie.

>>39631343
like 15 seconds
my dick started to get hard and but i got bored

>>39631343
>tfw staring blankly at her eyes because I've lost the ability to feel anything from looking at another human

>>39641920
My mum's a saint. Your armchair psychology is failing you, anon. Some people just want to watch things die.

>>39642131
>Some people just want to watch things die.

So a poor relationship with the father.

>>39642152
Wrong again. My father is great guy who has always been there for me. Don't quit your day job.

>>39642184
So how did you end up here?

oregano

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>>39642204
God willed it to be.

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>>39642334
Well then... 1488

>>39631343
this is easy. can you do the chad test? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlVZz3IJmY

I kissed the screen desu. I do the same with pov kiss videos :^)

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>>39642740
That's cute, just like the fact that you are going to die alone.

The video made me cry, but I could keep eye contact.

>>39631553
Same here. Fuck.
I guess it's training time.

>>39631343
didn't even look at your picture for more than a second.

>>39631343
I did the whole video

I'm completely sure I would have fucked it up pretty damn fast in real life though

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>>39631343
Thats not a normie test. I'm autistic and can make eye contact with no problem, but it creeps people out because I can't make facial expressions, so its like a blank stare. Sure, lots of times autistic people -prefer- to avoid eye contact, but if they want to, they can just do it.

People who are neurotypical but just shy, timid or socially anxious can overcome their fear and learn to make eye contact,and then do all the nonverbal cues like facial expressions, head nodding and shit. Sure, I can learn all about the mechanics of nonverbal interaction, but when I imitate it it just looks forced and robotic, so I don't bother.

>>39640608
How is looking in the eyes informative? What can you deduct from looking in the eyes?

>>39631343
My eyes can only focus in on one spot, so where do i look; the nose bridge? left eye? right eye? mouth?

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>>39631343

Can someone redpill me on how much, when and with whom I should hold eye contact.

Absoulte social beginner here.

I spit my coffee

I can stand her eyes, but how she looks dumb and her smile just make this impossible ...

I don't have any problem with eye contact, I just don't want to be around people

I have no problems with it, at least not over the internet.

I have diagnosed autism, which is easy to pretend to have. I only play the role of an autist who can't hold any eye contact.

>>39631705
you could probably flip a coin and it'd be right half the time when it comes to immigrants lying to you

>>39642709
I'm so confused by this. Can someone tell my he has 276 videos of him sitting and smiling for 4 hours at a time?

Is he training, what are his goals behind this?

>>39645628
Either he has some form of mental diseases or it's actually some form of medidation.

>>39631479
You're full of yourself, no one can read anyone's thoughts.
You're imagining what people are thinking about. At best, you can recognize if someone dislikes you based on their look etc, but read their thoughts? No.

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>>39632211
Lmao you gotta be joking

i doubt there is anyone stupid enough to be intimidated by a video of someone looking at them.

>>39645694
You are actually on the wrong side.

We actually only communicate about 30% verbally.
The rest is nonverbal communication.

I can do this no problem here or irl. I'm a sperge but looking at people in the eye is something I can just do, since it is the single biggest thing that will help you in interviews, and my resolute focus on being successful overrides awkwardness.

>>39645785
Nonverbal communication in a sense that you express things that can be described with one word, like confidence, disapproval etc
You can't read thoughts you fucking retard.

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>>39631479
I know
that feel
too anon

>>39645824
You stupid dumbo, of course you can.

You'd need to be extremely trained to be able to control your nonverbal communication.

One can deduct what you are thinking right now from your nonverbal communication.
Fuck off you autistic cunt, I have never claimed that one can read the exact thoughts.

Get some clues first before posting.

>>39645895
>"One can deduct what you are thinking right now from your nonverbal communication"
One can deduct if I'm uncomfortable, sad, distraught, worried, anxious etc
One can't deduct what I am thinking, you drooling fucking moron. Apply yourself.

>>39645927
One can deduct your rough thoughts from nonverbal communication, fact.

You are too uneducated to know.

>>39645948
You're the one who's uneducated here, what I said stands, you're extremely delusional. Even the thought of you talking with someone and thinking you're reading their mind like a mastermind expert makes me cringe indescribably hard. You're one sad little man.

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>>39631343
is this supposed to be hard?
you'd have to be severely insecure to not be able to keep eye contact with a video of a girls face. but still, keeping eye contact like that is a threat. its natural to not want to keep eye contact with someone because it could end in a fight. any iunease you feel keeping eye contact they are bound to be feeling too. its like torture normies put eachother through to see who can take the most of it before they crack

>>39631343
this video actually makes me feel good. A girl never made these expressions to me before. But what the fuck is with the music?

>>39645978
Stop self-projecting, it is clear that you are out of your wits. You have no clue what you are talking about and to make it even worse, it's completely wrong.

Nice fap material OP. I think years of porn have not made me feel bad at looking at girls via a screen. But real life is different.

>>39631555
I dont know man when i touch her in VR she giggles and talks back to me.

Eye contact is a meme, which eye are you supposed to look at?

>>39646820
You don't look at their eyes, you look at their head, just don't look at the ground , the other side or at their boobs

>>39646820
look at the spot right between their eyebrows

>>39631479
You sound like you're experiencing symptoms of schizophrenia - inability to tell your imagination from reality

>>39634044
INTJ-T

I do not know what that means tho

>>39645239
You can tell what they're looking at pretty accurately

>>39645399
Most people switch focus between the eyes periodically. If you want to stare someone down, just focus one eye or their nose bridge.

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>>39631479
>this nigga thinks he's professor x

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>>39631343
That's easy as fuck. I only looked away and went off the video because I got bored.
Eye contact's really easy for me anyway.