post yourself as a gf/bf and see how many anons would date you

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Here's a template for guys

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MBTI me

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>>39630486
the mods are deleting these threads now guys

>>39630539
Fucking sucks dude.... Where these threads would be allowed??

>>39630591
on /soc/ but that board is dogshit

>>39630608
If this is going to be deleted I'm gonna start new gf thread there

>>39630514
You sound like cancer in degenerate form

>>39630631
idk if i would bother, its slow going over there and its where all the chads/roasties reside

>>39630514
>>39630667

I think you sound like a very lovely person though! where are you from originally?

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>>39630486
Here's the empty sack of meat that I call myself

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Wow this is a mess lmao
Maybe this is a bit over exaggerated idk
Also I couldn't reply to anyone on the other thread because I was banned oops sorry about that

>>39631302
What's with all of the munchkin females on this board? You people are tiny.

>>39631302
You were banned for posting pictures of yourself which isn't allowed on this board unlike soc

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note: I took the heterosexual pledge

>>39631422
Yeah I'm a dumbass

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>>39630486
I think I left this in the last thread too..

>>39631302
>german thrash metal
If you like Kreator please marry me!

>>39631510
Kreator is my favorite!! :o

>>39631538
Prove it.
Post favourite song.

>>39631547
Warcurse

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somebody else made this for me. I miss them. Bad. inb5 easily recognizable.

>>39631496
this girl seems perfect

>>39631628
Thank you so so much
>>39631636
5'2

>>39631566
Not a bad choice.
Mine is probably Replicas of Life, followed by When Death Takes It's Dominion.
I'm a sucker for their songs that have catchy, softer openings.

It's rare for young people to pick up music that old.

>>39631612
Please marry me qt

>>39631685
this isnt bait right? there's no way a grill this cute comes here :o

>>39631566
>>39631698
Scratch that, Voices of the Dead is my number 2.
Gives me shivers.

>>39631704
new fone hoo dis?

>>39631737
Girls aren't real, mate.

>>39631737
Hi :)
Thank you for the compliment

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>>39631866
you're welcome! you didn't list many of your other interests though, are you into any vidya/music/movies or stuff like that?

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probably something like this

unfortunately

>>39631927
I love older music and art. Movies are good too, but better when I'm watching them with someone

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First time in a thread like this, hope I'm not being too gay

>>39632018
You sound so cute !!
How old are you?

>>39631496

that reads like it was made by a girl(male)

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>>39632087

too old, I'm on 4chan since 2006

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>>39631999
oooo thats cool af, when you say older you mean like classical or more contemporary? I love old art though my fave painter is probably Ivan Aivazovsky bc he paints the sea all nice (and yeh movies are definitely better when watched with someone else for sure)

>>39632122
>2006
Those were the years my man.

>>39632137
late 2003 for me. Fuck.

>>39632091
0uch, sorry

>>39632122
Ooh, we could still be friends :^)
>if you're into that sort of thing

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>>39632137

>that original feel

my temples are actually going gray already

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>>39632127
Nothing too old, my taste in music usually ranges from the 70's up until now

>>39631946
the virgin meme incarnate

>>39632328
What 80s music do you like?

>>39632328
neat, id say the 90's were probably my favourite decade in music, idk why but i always had a soft spot for grunge and the likes

>>39631496
Where do you live? How have you got gotten a bf yet? Do you have BPD or clingy?

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ANYONE WHO IS LIKE THIS IS REQUIRED TO BE MY YANDERE GF NOW.

YES NOW.

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>>39632270

sure whats your throwaway/preferred mode of communication?

>>39632815
[email protected]

>>39632480
Mostly some form of rock
>>39632541
Me too, I love grunge

>>39632551
I haven't had a bf in a long time..
I'm from Canada.
Clingy, yes. But I don't have any mental illnesses that I'm aware of

>>39631496
wanna be my internet friend?

>>39632959
>had a bf in a long time..
Oh.. So you're not virgin? Too bad. You're a good gf but you are used up.

>>39632983
Yes,, yes please friend buddy pal we're chums now

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come at me girls

>>39632999
I am a virgin.. I never said I slept with him.
I'm talking middle school.
Nice trips, by the way.

>>39632999
why are you disgusting faggots so caught up on the pathetic virgin meme? literally grow up, you all fucking complain about being alone and tfw no gf but you expect them to be flawless, jesus its sad on these threads. Neck yourselves.

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Joining in the cancer desu.

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>>39632959
WHY MUST YOU BE IN NORTH AMERICA
GODDAMNIT
Your type of girls don't exist in europe. It's heartcrushing I'll never have a qt obsessive clingy gf here. Everyone is so... normal. Fuck that.

>>39633039
why pander to them? you know they'll just eat it up

>>39633039
Around what age are you?

>>39633009
"actual size"
what did he mean by this

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>>39633075
look we have the same black dress

>>39633087
She wants attention most likely

>>39633008
greenleanmeme@gmail is my throwaway if you really want to be pals

>>39632890
>>39632815
Oh no.. I enters that wrong sorry!! It's [email protected]

>>39633068
this
though i think the absolute state of this website has warped what these guys think they really want

>>39633100
fucking pathetic, just do everyone a favour and kill yourself you pseudo paedophile

>>39633124
O-oh no! You got me. It was ALL for attention. All of it. Time to crawl back under my rock. Have a good time masturbating the pain away, anon.

>>39633118
I just want to see your feet desu

>>39633133
>enters
I can't type today. I'm so sorry

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i feel like for the first time ever I didnt fuck up a stick figure drawing of myself

>>39633168
Don't break your knees jumping to that conclusion sweetie

>>39633104
it means that his penis is only a few pixels long

>>39633208
You seem cool

orangutan

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Just because I believe, don't mean I don't think as well.

>>39633235
nice roast roastie, got'em

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Eh I really don't know why I did this.

>>39633077
I'm sorry anon :( I'm sure you're a qt

>>39633208
le randum xd tumblr humour is real funny you stupid bitch

>>39633305
Only the best for /r9k/

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>tfw your oneitis will never notice you over his bike

Kill me. ;_;

>>39631612
> open carry at burger king
Bwahahaha so much fun
Originilasisisimo

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>>39631496
>>39633009 here, giv discord, gonna make u put up or shut up

>>39633403
???
Bike fetish? Move to the netherlands or Norway

>>39633118
You actually seem really cute, if you want you can add me on discord:

PoDuckShins#6654

>>39633208

Are you an animated corpse? Your drawing kinda looks like that

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>>39633118
*slaps ur ass*

>>39633497
I'm not posting it here publicly.. what's yours?

>>39633642
it's PoDuckShins#6654

>>39631741
Voices of the dead is fucking amazing
Love it

>>39633511
No, my oneitis is a childhood friend who went from a shy awkward shut in to a moto-chad. His last Stacy gf left him a broken mess and all I want to do is love him and cook for him. ;_;

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>>39633642

mine is rick2707#5083

this >>39633669 isnt me, and btw dude ur a fag

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Anyone here a musician?

>>39633347
im more of a rambling manic depressive
tumblr and I are enemies
mostly everyone is my enemy
yeah usually
thats part of why I dont go outside
they are there

>>39633551
i am a member of the undead

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>>39633205
>>39633133
>>39632890

Ok thanks. I'll write sometime tomorrow, it's real late around here, goodnight or whatever it is around your place

>>39633770
Wow you're super zany, quirky and weird
You really stand out from the crowd babe

>>39633208
Hey do you have any contacts? I'd like to be friends.

>>39633749
I'm the one with that discord and that's not me either.

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>>39633749
>>39633996
looks like you've been struck by the cheeky japing dandy.

>>39633754
post contact..NOW! wsdtgwseg

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tfw no male sub

>>39633770
>mostly everyone is my enemy
wow... so ..... mysterious woah...

>>39630514
INFP's ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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>>39630486
ywn be treated kindly

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>>39630486
I like these threads, they're fun.
I'm gonna post the same pic i post in every thread. (Also, yes i'm a guy, and no, i'm not gay)

>>39634069
is that a Bowie reference on your shirt, if so let me sub pls

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>>39630486
time to get back to chopping more yew logs

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>>39630486
hachacha the second

>>39634149
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS??? ????!!! Why is this

>>39634069
wow hi

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>>39631455
i love u samuel gunz !!!

>>39634055
I have discord.. even though I have never used it before

>>39634110
when you say guy do you mean grill(guy)

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Sorry but this is me, dunno how else to put it.

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this shoudl do the trick

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>>39633118
you sound like my old oneitis

>>39631302
top tier

>>39634039
This is why you're stuck browsing r9k

>>39634212
Nope, i mean guy (male).

>>39634111
not a bowie reference but you should still sub
>>39634179
wow hello

>>39634211
Alright so drop it and make a friend?

(You) guys will never get a reply out of me lmfao

>>39634333
i will if we can listen to music together, go on adventures nd cuddle under blankets a lot
(spoiler im gonna make you listen to bowie)

>>39634352
PisoTavaMoce#6681

>>39634149
You belong in diaps so you don't ruin your clothes :^)

>>39631302
pls marry me

this bot checking for original content is a fucking retard

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>>39634259

>why is our dog so redpilled

i laughed

>>39633722
I don't think I've ran into anybody who could at least appreciate Kreator somewhat ever since highschool.
Where are you from exactly?

>>39634519
Really?? Huh
I'm from Finland :)

>>39630514
Are you a 14 year old Tumblr girl?

>>39631302
Reminder this is 100% a man

>>39634572
Yes, the only metal enthusiasts I knew were mostly into black and death metal.
Oh well, that's the metalheads natural habitat, it's probably easier to find people there with similar tastes.

>>39634494
who is this cutie? :3

>>39634625
I posted a time stamp and got banned for it on the other thread >:(

>>39631496
Ok this is literally the perfect girl

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wew laddiomo

>>39634655
>who is this cutie? :3

a gentleman of supreme status

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ask me about my interesting traits

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can't bond with people who don't have issues. as long as you can look decent in public I think we'll be fine

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d-did i do this right

>>39634399
sounds good lad
but only if you're on /west coast/

>>39633118
Would just feel like I'm taking advantage of you qt, hope you find what you are looking for.

>>39634660
Then congrats, you're the 1% that is just an attention whore and not a lying attention whore

>>39634913
Maybe, I didn't show my whole face tho... Just enough that people can tell I'm a female

>>39634894
Meant for>>39631302


What I get for phone posting

>>39634695
Is your name Duncan?

>>39634977
sorry champ.

there's probably an overwhelmingly large amount of fat hairy memelords posting here that would fit my pic

>>39634949
You were fully aware that by making your shitty post you would attract a swarm of desperate orbiters. You're giving them a false sense of hope. Fuck you for that.

>>39631302
YO THIS IS MY ACTUAL GF HI SAM I LOVE U

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>>39634860
ahh the life of a britbong, secluded are these isles i live on

>>39634997
Oh... I didn't really thought it like that sorry.

>>39635021
LMAO WHO TF IS SAM

>>39634096
Prove your point.

>>39635021
>actual
You've never met this person and she's probably taken multiple bbc just in the last month

>>39635139
>t. bitter kvh

>>39635139
You guys are so bitter wtf

>>39635139
why is everyone here so mean

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>>39633338
>"do you wanna play this MMO with me so we can do everything together?"
ahhh you sound so cute anon!

posting mine again

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>>39630486
This is the first afternoon I've had off in a month.

>>39635252
I want you to violently murder me
desu

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why is this not posting?

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kinda lazy eastern german bf

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Teach me not to hate myself

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>>39630486
no bf applications please i was just very very bored

>>39635441
Can't figure out how myself bud.

Try hitting the gym I guess?

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Why did I waste my time doing this?

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uppa ra

>>39630486
ITT: Lots of people hoping for replies, no one replying. Fuck it I'll go through and judge people.

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>>39635591
please be my league of legends boyfriend ;-; Australia?

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reposting from the end of the last one of these i saw

>tfw just wrote i letter to the girl i love who told me in July that she didn't feel a romantic connection with me

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>>39635873
Sorry, West Coast US. We can still play together if you want.

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>>39630486
I'm 19 and pretty sad.

>>39634681
Awe thank you I appreciate

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Seems I only ever find these threads when I'm in the gym
i only ever browse between sets

>>39631496
>Literal male power fantasy anime girl
>Specifically written to appeal to insecure guys
>Tons of responses

And you guys wonder why you're virgins

>>39636223
Or maybe, just maybe I tried to portray the thoughts that go through my head when I'm in a relationship? I guess not, since you're the expert here.

>>39636223

>implying some women don't literally want to be subservient to you

I guess you wouldn't know this feel, beta

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>>39635957
I have an NA account but I get 250 ping and would suck, otherwise I would.
If you don't mind playing OCE - Do you have Discord?

>>39636288
>Canada
Maaaan I'm due to move there in 2yrs.

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>>39636318
I don't mind if you suck at high pings.

Usaji#2254

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It's quite lovely seeing the diversity of you anons, so much variety in a board that's just about being a loser together

>>39636380
I wanna be lewd friends

>>39636223
sorry anon but i have detected that you are a roastie
please leave immediately

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>>39631612
oh fuck hi dakota

>>39636288
Faking being a girl for laffs at the losers on this board
>>39636313
Thinks this is what female submission looks like, calls someone beta. This is called projection my friend.
>>39636707
Hurrr anyone who thinks I'm wrong must be a woman.


Fucking dipshits. You're already bought and sold I don't know why I bother.

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>>39630486
i dont have much going on

>>39634695
>>39634799
>>39634850
I kinda want these bfs

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my pacemaker

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I probably forgot some aspect of myself again. I can't help but feel bland posting this... but I'll post it anyway...

Baronginal

>>39636836
What a beautiful creature. What's it's name?

>>39630927
i would date you anon you sound like fun

>>39636865
>I'm this guy
I hate this fucking website

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Last time I posted this I got to talk to a nice girl for about an hour before she ghosted me the next day.

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>>39636805

Here's some 3d pussy for you since we know you get none you faggot

>>39636946
no name
just a bright blue shark that lives on my chair

>>39636850
We most likely live on the opposite side of the world lol, did you post in the thread though?

>>39631946
webb is that you

originality

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>>39633118
Idk why but I like you.

>>39630486
To lazy to draw, but if you've ever watched the show "Bojack Horseman"
Yea, basically Bojack... in terms of personality at least.

>>39637175
funnily enough you sound a lot like my oneitis

this is gay as fuck holy shit honestly you should all just kys

>>39637237
1 step ahead of you, m'lad

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>>39630503
It's not that hard to draw a rectangle.

>>39637223
Would you let me lay my had in your lap? You can tug on my hair if you'd like.

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I couldn't think of any "[x] gf", sorry

>>39637299
>my neighbors are killing dogs again
WHAT THE FUCK!!!

>>39637299
I got one for you anon
The made for me gf

>>39637293
its a y-yes from me

>>39637324
I live in Chile. Sometimes my neighbours take puppies from the street and roll them up in barbed wire so they bleed out. It's awful

>>39637414
wtf you niggers are worse than asians

>>39637414
What the fuck South America

>>39637429
It's just where I live tho. It's full of thiefs and drug dealers, so I can't go out that much or I will get raped

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new and improved
unlike me

>>39637429
There's a Chinese restaurant that is next to my aunt's house. My mom said they were pretty good then the
>chicken
Got really stringy and there were far less stray cats around. A few days ago I heard a group of people saying that they saw a dog that seemed very frightened barking from the inside of the back door since then there's been posters for a missing foxhound in the area the dog they described to me sounded like a foxhound.

>>39637472
there's ghettos everywhere i suppose, but that's just fucked up. if you live in that bad of a shithole why don't you move out?

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Would draw with glasses but I can't draw for shit with a mouse so here it is, a photo for your possible data mining collection OP

>>39637521
I don't have money to move to a nicer place, and I can't go to cheaper/"rustic" places because those are too far away from my university (and I don't have a car)

>>39637299
My oneitis except for the hating kids and serial killer neighbors (seriously what the fuck)

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>>39635159
>>39635179
>>39635213
When did /r9k/ start sounding like complete normans? I swear to god I could take every one of these replies, greentext it, put a sad wojak, and make a thread and nobody would bat an eye.

>Anon you're so bitter wtf
>why is you so mean, anon?
>>bitter kvh

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if you don't count highschool I am still a virgin

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lil purrpp bless yo trap

>>39637680
Some neighbors called the cops when they thought the guy was kidnapping kids too, but they just arrested him for like a week and then he was free again because "there was no proof"

>>39637706
>if you don't count high school
Jesus fuck what is happening here
Please God let this whole thread be bait

>>39637706
>if you don't count highschool

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

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>>39630486
Ok I guess this couldn't hurt

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>>39630486
why do I keep wasting my time making these stupid fucking images

>>39637835
>>39637846
I'm pretty sure it's bait

>>39637877
d i s c o r d
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>>39636746
d8 me pls oringigngingingal

>>39637981
I think you're confusing me with someone else, I don't use discord

I kinda want to meet this apparent doppelganger though, so we can both die

>>39636836
Can I have a pic of the stuffed shark? I love plushies

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Honestly don't know why I made this

>>39632018
You sound so qt it has to be bait

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>>39638089
sry for not actually taking a pic but im wrapped up in my sheets and feeling max comfy
its one like this though

>>39637522
Are you saying you're 6'1 or are you saying you're close to being 6'1?

>>39638056
no, I don't know of anyone else, I was only asking you for your discord
make one faggot, how in the fuck else am I supposed to talk to you

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I'm 5'10.
I might as well be a manlet

>>39638251
Baaaait, guys don't give a shit how tall a girl is as long as she isn't taller than him.

>>39638262
meh I've been getting bullied for being tall lmao

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doubt anything good will come of this but this is me

>>39638286
By other girls I presume?

>>39638302
how old are you my undereye-circled friend

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>>39638315
both actually
being a tall girl is really fucking bad.
And short girls are always fucking complaining

>>39638356
turned 22 in february

>>39638367
How tall are we talking?
>tfw no gf taller than me at 6'3

>>39638165
It's good enough, thanks<3

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Sorry I can't draw very well

>>39638184
I'm 6'1, almost to 6'3 perfection. Not like that would change much for me though.

>>39638484
date mi pls

>>39638381
sooo youuung uuugh

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>>39637299
>my neighbours are killing dogs again...:(

>>39638367
I'm 6'2" and am fine with any height shorter than me. I have trouble visualizing how tall girls are because I pay so little attention to it. But then again I'm >>39636992 so

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>>39638507
That's pretty okay. Anything above 6 is diamond. I do have a question though, do women think fetishes are disgusting? I was watching some Steve Harvery talk show where they were shaming people that had a fat fetish, is it the same for those that prefer tall women? This is pertinent information I need to know.

>>39631455
hmmmmm
you sound familiar

>>39638573
Women think a lot of common fetishes are weird because they only get off to rape/domination/whatever.

>>39631496
I know who you are~
Back so soon?

Tfw literally no one responds to my post haha kms

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>>39638613
Weird's one thing, and disgusting is another. Would you (or any other woman) be disgusted if some man fetishized you for being tall?

>>39638694
Probably. Women are quick to write guys off for any fault or turnoff.

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>>39638186
why would you want to talk to me though?

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I cannot believe I'm still single.

>>39638727
Damn, I guess I'll take this fetish to the grave.

>>39638513
Thank you anon can we cuddle in bed and forget to eat

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>>39634100
PLEASE BE GRILL ORGIGINALLLLL

>>39634069
>tfw no dom gf

Having had the experience before, really nothing compares at all

>>39638909
That escalated rather quickly.. how about (you) let me know your name while the sheets are in the dryer.
inprivateireallywannatalktoyou

>>39638484
discord
now

i wanna discuss this slight racism more

>>39635878
Are you me? Because that's basically me without hair and she told me couple weeks ago

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Oregano oregano please don't mute me-o

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what is the point of living

>>39632018
lmao this hella reminds me of my landlord who is like 60.

>>39634219
>>39634850
>>39635591
>>39635998
>>39637175
qt, would

>>39639152
>Having had the experience before
you can either leeeeeeeave or be my bf

>>39633295
>aristoract

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>>39635700
this is literally my dream girl to be honest

pls love me

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how many of you fellas have skinny twig arms? Don't talk to me if you're skinny looking like you'll snap if the wind blows. If you have thicc arms post them.

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>>39637473
>ugly jew nose
are you actually a kike

>>39638484
>a little racist
>only a little
pls be my /pol/ gf
I will redpill you

>>39638831
>animals are useless
That's why, you asshat. I'd shoot you irl.

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late post
oregano rosemary

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uhhhhhh sure, alright, why not.

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guess I'll repost it

>>39637473
let me smell your dirty sweatpants

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I may have put too much thought into this one, ISTP if that matters

>>39641382
how are you a living meme

>>39641382
I don't get this meme

Oreoginal

>>39641423
no other life to speak of

>>39641382
>holocaust was mostly typhus
perfect
pls be white

>>39631946
tmw I like a guy exactly like you

your welcome in my heart anon

>>39641404
You're like a skinnier copy of me.
Don't like metal or rap, though.

>>39638484
I'm going to pretend you don't exist

That why I don't feel so bad

>>39641614
its more of a phase right now desu, used to hardcore listen to vocaloid and rhythm game songs, before that was alternative

>>39630608
>soc
That place isn't social at all. It's a superficial hell full of unironic normies

>>39632018
>grab and carry
Gets 'em every time.

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>>39631496
AAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHHBH

>>39637299
you sound quality to me, would date

>>39641329
what games do you play?
roseorig

>>39630927
>this movie is shit but it's funny

fuck off

>>39635700
I like this one
I bet your moonspeak is entertaining to listen to.

>>39631496
You're fucking retards if you think this would be nice to date.
If this existed as your real gf you would be driven into depression within 6 months while her apathetic BPD soul drained your spirit.

>tfw no shoegaze gee eff

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Coming in late as usual
video for context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-m07wlUASk

>>39642586
get fucked
the shoegaze gfs belong to me

>>39642433
trashy games. Tarkov, PUBG

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>>39637299
>>39637875
>>39638484
Locations ladies pls!
Locations need to be a given part of this meme

>>39630514
you're like a bubblier version of my ex
so get out, because she was shit

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>>39640955
>lmao this hella reminds me of my landlord who is like 60

your landlord puts his hand in the trouser pocket at the back of your jeans?

May I infer the mode of your rental payments from this?

>>39641004
Post contact or cuddle me reeeeeeee

>>39635213
>>39635179
The people here aren't bitter or mean, they're disillusioned and cynical, and for good reason. Please don't insult them, normies.

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>>39630486

once more, into the fray of other lonely bots trying to find gf's

>>39641382
i asked you for your discord but you never gave it

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>>39645290
There's no way that you are real. Nice try

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tfw gf but no bf

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>tfw grills are posting as traps

>>39645797
You sound cute as fuck

Oreganope

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>>39645483

kek

If only you knew how pathetically real I am...

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First time doing one of these, bit late to the bandwagon but oh well

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>>39646112
you sound cool pls let me be friend

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>>39638831
if you described yourself as objectively as possible, don't you feel like puking when you wake up and remember who you are?

>>39646112
Discord?

Drop it in my throwaway email and lemme know if so.
[email protected]

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>>39646148
welp, here's my discord: Chagrinterest#0119

>>39646227
Just posted it above

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i didn't put much effort, sorry

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I also enjoy camping

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rip me to shreds robots, cause trust me i know i suck

>>39646379
>trust me i know i suck
>posts 10/10 waifu material

come now child

>>39646379
Everything except the knife/bloodplay looks alright.
Also what's with the
>please don't hit me..
and the
>you can hit me if you want
?

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Hey, what the heck, right? I'll do it. A little late, but I'll do it.

>>39646257
wow, you had me at
>i made this in Google Drawings if that tells you anything about me
you're perfect

>>39646394
you think that but mentally im a handful anondesu
>>39646462
>been abused
i don't want to be hit anymore but i also think i deserve it/if it would make my partner happy then they could hit me

>>39646523
What's that discord tho

>>39646523
>you think that but mentally im a handful anondesu
look ate me im so mentaly damaged teehee dont hit on my silly bois ;)

unironically kill yourself

>>39646523
In what way are you mentally a handful?

>>39646523
you already posted in this thread >>39631496