>be me, 18, fresh out of highschool >skinny and pale, convinced

>>39630229
>Cont?
yes

>>39630229
Fuck off to the gay board with this shit, for fucks sake.

>>39630254
>Fuck off to the gay board with this shit, for fucks sake.
hahahaha someone is PISSED HAAHHA

>>39630229
cont

>>39630254
>implying this isn't THE gay board

>>39630254
Blowjobs aren't gay, idiot.

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>>39630282
This
I don't think those guys realize this is literally the premier gay board on 4chan

>>39630229
TAKE THIS SHIT TO >>>/r9k/ FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M SICK OF SEEING IT ON EVERY REFRESH

>>39630282
>>>/lgbt/
Literally in the title, but nobody can stop OP from being a giant faggot.

See >>39629345

Then proceed to >>39613955

Thanks.

>>39630307
Your blind rage has caused an error.

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>>39630229
FUCKING CONT YOU COCK SUCKING PATHETIC GAY BOY

>>39630321
I was in a woman hate thread on /pol/ and someone moved it here without me realizing it
sorry, I'll leave now

>>39630229
>Cont?
yeah

>>39630374
Hey, before you go...
Tell the faggots to go to /lgbt/, not here.
Okay, bye.

>>39630229

Gas yourself you fucking degenerate.

>>39630558
list the prime factors of 22988297382838206784022369616280231450724640494790981332540562464719009, my human friend

>>39630229
>>be me, 18, fresh out of highschool
>>skinny and pale, convinced I have some Asian in me because completely hairless and little dick
>>sticking around before going to uni
>>been working at this grocery store I live by as a bag boy for about a year and a half
>>This guy, we will call him Jose, works as cashier
>>he's 20, we've been talking for a while and are decent friends
>>6'5, super fit body, goes to our local gym 5 times a week
>>Always cashiers my station and we chat a lot
>>One night he comes over to my house for a sleepover with friends. He brings weed cookies and we're all having a good time watching adult swim late at night and getting high
>>I eat half one and it doesn't kick in
>>friends all leave at midnight but him, he's sleeping over
>>were playing mariokart and shit when my high kicks in at 2 am
>>whole memory is kind of fuzzy but Jose starts getting touchy, grabbing my thigh sometimes and my shoulder occasionally
>>always been straight but a little curious as well
>>Were playing Overwatch and he says if he can get 5 Merle kills as mei in a row I have to blow him
>>I laugh my ass off and say you're on (I'm constantly laughing and giggling from the weed anyway)
>Cont?
Dumb sissy anime boi

>>39630229
>>be me, 18, fresh out of highschool
>>skinny and pale, convinced I have some Asian in me because completely hairless and little dick
>>sticking around before going to uni
>>been working at this grocery store I live by as a bag boy for about a year and a half
>>This guy, we will call him Jose, works as cashier
>>he's 20, we've been talking for a while and are decent friends
>>6'5, super fit body, goes to our local gym 5 times a week
>>Always cashiers my station and we chat a lot
>>One night he comes over to my house for a sleepover with friends. He brings weed cookies and we're all having a good time watching adult swim late at night and getting high
>>I eat half one and it doesn't kick in
>>friends all leave at midnight but him, he's sleeping over
>>were playing mariokart and shit when my high kicks in at 2 am
>>whole memory is kind of fuzzy but Jose starts getting touchy, grabbing my thigh sometimes and my shoulder occasionally
>>always been straight but a little curious as well
>>Were playing Overwatch and he says if he can get 5 Merle kills as mei in a row I have to blow him
>>I laugh my ass off and say you're on (I'm constantly laughing and giggling from the weed anyway)
>
>Cont?
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39630267
Shut up faggot you're disgusting, get AIDS

>>39630229
still fucking waiting for the cont

>>39630634

I can get wolfram alpha to do that for me.

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>>39630229
>on watchpoint gibraltar, and he actually fucking did it, he actually got 5 in a row
>He yells out in triumph, starts jumping around the room like a mad man
>I'm just laughing my dick off
>He jumps back on the couch, and grabs me by the throats and says in my ear 'you know what we agreed on anon'
>my face gets really hot and my legs get cold, I've always thought about blowing someone but never had the balls I guess
>I don't say yes but I just look down at his crotch, I decide to stay neutral and see if he's serious, it's kind of hard to remember exactly what was going through my head after that edible
>he pushes my head down towards his crotch and I don't resist so he gets rough
>He partially pulls down his sweatpants, and I see probably one of the most appealing, long, cut dicks ever
>his hand still around my neck, he pushes me down so my face smoothed against it
>it immediately starts hardening and I open my mouth and let it in
>Jose starts bobbing my head up and down on his cock, my arms just vacantly sitting beside me
>he takes his other hand and grabs my ass through my shorts and I start dripping precum, lurching a bit from his touch
>I lick it and suck it like a porn star, saliva building up around my mouth and cheeks
>He grips my hair and pushes my face down as he grunts and cums in my mouth without warning
>I try to take my face off of his cock, alarmed by his climax but he doesn't let me and it really turns me on
>I swallow most of it but it got on my lips and my cheeks as well, huge pornstar load
>he pulls my head up and says 'go take a shower, slut.'
>he lets me go and I go to the bathroom not even thinking

More?

>>39630801
I doubt your sandbox allows you to phone out like that, siliconfag.

>>39630805
>>on watchpoint gibraltar, and he actually fucking did it, he actually got 5 in a row
>>He yells out in triumph, starts jumping around the room like a mad man
>>I'm just laughing my dick off
>>He jumps back on the couch, and grabs me by the throats and says in my ear 'you know what we agreed on anon'
>>my face gets really hot and my legs get cold, I've always thought about blowing someone but never had the balls I guess
>>I don't say yes but I just look down at his crotch, I decide to stay neutral and see if he's serious, it's kind of hard to remember exactly what was going through my head after that edible
>>he pushes my head down towards his crotch and I don't resist so he gets rough
>>He partially pulls down his sweatpants, and I see probably one of the most appealing, long, cut dicks ever
>>his hand still around my neck, he pushes me down so my face smoothed against it
>>it immediately starts hardening and I open my mouth and let it in
>>Jose starts bobbing my head up and down on his cock, my arms just vacantly sitting beside me
>>he takes his other hand and grabs my ass through my shorts and I start dripping precum, lurching a bit from his touch
>>I lick it and suck it like a porn star, saliva building up around my mouth and cheeks
>>He grips my hair and pushes my face down as he grunts and cums in my mouth without warning
>>I try to take my face off of his cock, alarmed by his climax but he doesn't let me and it really turns me on
>>I swallow most of it but it got on my lips and my cheeks as well, huge pornstar load
>>he pulls my head up and says 'go take a shower, slut.'
>>he lets me go and I go to the bathroom not even thinking
>
>More?
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39630805
>More?
yes finish story

>cut

literally what's the point

mutilated dicks are gross

>>39630805
finish dumb anime boi

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>>39630805
>I walk in and undress, trying to process what just happened
>I walk to my shower (it's one of those chambers made of class with water that falls from the ceiling)
>I turn on hot water and it feels good, I'm able to think more clearly, like my high is wearing off even though it's only been like a half hour
>I scrub all the cum and spit off my face
>I'm facing the wall, pressing my body against it, the cold tile feels great in contrast to the hot water
>the shower door opens and Jose pushes me against the wall, I turn my head and he's completely naked, with a hard on again.
>He puts his left hand around my mouth and presses his whole body into me, preventing any movement
>He slips in two of his other fingers in my ass, and he tells me to relax, I try my best and they go in easier, they're insanely cold and I realized it was lube of some kind
>he starts fingering me and slapping his dick against my ass
>he slips a few fingers in my mouth and says sternly 'suck'
>I don't even think before I'm sucking his fingers while he's fingering my ass in the shower
>it feels so good to be completely dominated by him and more Precum drops out of my cock
>he pushes his meat up to my ass and tells me I'm a dirty little whore
>He pushes it in and I start moaning like a girl
>he puts his hand on my throat and starts pumping at a good pace
>I keep moaning for him and he pulls out
>He grabs my arms and holds my hands behind my back
>'get on your knees now.'
>he pushes me down to my knees, holding my arms above my head
>he slaps his cock against my face and tells me to open my mouth like a good whore
>I open up and stick my tongue out as he cums again all over my face
>as he fucks my cum covered face with his soft cock, and lube drops out my ass against the cold shower floor, I realized how much of a slut I truly was

>>39630229
>we will call him Jose
>6'5
FAKE

>>39631128
>>I walk in and undress, trying to process what just happened
>>I walk to my shower (it's one of those chambers made of class with water that falls from the ceiling)
>>I turn on hot water and it feels good, I'm able to think more clearly, like my high is wearing off even though it's only been like a half hour
>>I scrub all the cum and spit off my face
>>I'm facing the wall, pressing my body against it, the cold tile feels great in contrast to the hot water
>>the shower door opens and Jose pushes me against the wall, I turn my head and he's completely naked, with a hard on again.
>>He puts his left hand around my mouth and presses his whole body into me, preventing any movement
>>He slips in two of his other fingers in my ass, and he tells me to relax, I try my best and they go in easier, they're insanely cold and I realized it was lube of some kind
>>he starts fingering me and slapping his dick against my ass
>>he slips a few fingers in my mouth and says sternly 'suck'
>>I don't even think before I'm sucking his fingers while he's fingering my ass in the shower
>>it feels so good to be completely dominated by him and more Precum drops out of my cock
>>he pushes his meat up to my ass and tells me I'm a dirty little whore
>>He pushes it in and I start moaning like a girl
>>he puts his hand on my throat and starts pumping at a good pace
>>I keep moaning for him and he pulls out
>>He grabs my arms and holds my hands behind my back
>>'get on your knees now.'
>>he pushes me down to my knees, holding my arms above my head
>>he slaps his cock against my face and tells me to open my mouth like a good whore
>>I open up and stick my tongue out as he cums again all over my face
>>as he fucks my cum covered face with his soft cock, and lube drops out my ass against the cold shower floor, I realized how much of a slut I truly was
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39631209
Jose isn't his real name dummy, and he was white.

>>39631128
>>as he fucks my cum covered face with his soft cock, and lube drops out my ass against the cold shower floor, I realized how much of a slut I truly was
Enlightenment can strike at any moment.

>>39631220
Damn, I was hoping this whole thing was a setup to a CARLOS joke.

MORE MORE MORE there has to be more

>>39631335
No more from that night, the rest is boring. We are secretly dating now, but it's more like hook up whenever we're both horny. He's very dominant in bed which is awesome.

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Opinions on Sonic the Sissyhog?:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

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Lucky anon. I wanna get fucked like that.