25+ Thread It's the weekend. Probably. Who can keep track

Hate all my old crap lying about. Just want to get rid of it all.

Tired all the time.
If I don't have constant stimulation I fall asleep.

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>tfw ate the whole batch of cookies

>>39629596
27 here. My social skills have regressed terribly. I want to make friends but introducing myself to others is very uncomfortable. Alcohol was the only thing that really helped me socially, but now I cant handle my booze like I used to so theres no escape. I feel so tired from work and all. I wonder if I have low Testosterone.Things arent going to bad otherwise. I have money saved up and things are mostly in order. If only I had some confidence and a positive outlook.

>in cc
>with oneitis on a project
>wanted to show my dominant side to her
>after the project we agree to watch IT
>when a scary moment happen in the movie she whispered "I want to go home."
>I placed my finger on her lips tried to cuddle her
>she ran away from me and I haven't talked to her since

I'm destined to be alone.

>>39630031

How old are you? i give you credit for trying but obviously you need to change your tactics. You still have a chance as you at least have an ability to talk to females and get them to agree to activities.

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>>39629596

>be 25
>went to the pub on a Friday night for the first time in years
>felt terrible
>music was terrible
>lots of drunk 20 year olds
>thought that I should've gone home and done some work
>had 7 dark beers and went home

I guess that I'm too old for the pub now.

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>Just got back from a 2 hour walk
>eating sandwich
>get drunk tonight and play siege then watch anime
>fap to c92 doujins
>go to sleep alone while listening to dlsite ero voice works
Well at least I'm not a western degenerate :^)

>>39630031
are you the guy who slapped her with your foot?

she's not interested dude. women decide who they want to fuck within the first 3 mins of meeting them

>>39629596
My body hurts randomly. I lay in bed awake for hours just feeling the pain. I know of things I can and should be doing to be productive but I can't muster the motivation to do them. Death is a great and easy escape and I don't understand why people act like it's a bad thing to even consider it as an option.

>>39630133
>tfw that was asanagi's last great work
kancolle and touhou a shit killing the industry

>>39629596
Turning 26 this week. Woo hoo.
Live at home and have no friends and a useless degree that can't even get me an intro job.
Parents are kicking me out soon because they don't want a fuck up like me Iiving with them anymore.

To think I had the greatest time of my life when I was in university.
Three years later I have no friends and have regressed to being homeless in a short time.
Wew.

>>39630103
Pubs are by definition social environments.
Hell on earth for robots.

>25, KHV
>no friends since college, only see college friends around twice per year or so
>am thinking about quitting my job
>no other project in mind, some money saved that will allow me to live for an year or so
>really just want to rot
>nothing seems worth putting in effort for

>>39630171
What degree so that we may learn from your retarded ways?

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>tfw 27

The apathy just gets worse, doesn't it? I don't want to die but i don't want to live. I want to want something.

>>39630206
Are you me? Do you also masturbate at least 4 times a day in a schedule akin to in the morning after waking up, right when you get to work, right when you get home, and then several times before going to sleep?

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Is sex even real bros? I think it's a goverment conspiracy, they control the media and have them pump out all kinds of sexual related shit. I came to the conclusion that sex may not even be real,porn is just CGI,none of it has ever happend organically. I think I was conceived in a lab and my parents were assigned me for purposes beyond my understanding.


when i hear "people" describe sex, i assume they're holograms programed to talk about sex to convince me that "the act" is real when it's infact a meme. Why would the government convince me that it's real? what is their endgame? their agenda?

What happens if they allow one of the holograms to give me a charity fuck? then what?stick my think in her then it's "lmao i had sex bruh!" that's it?

Sex is mysterious like Bigfoot,you hear about them but never get to experience for yourself because they're both not real. sex is a meme but i want to believe.

33

I'm approaching mid 30s and am on this board with you faggots. Kill me.

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>>39630167
as long as the art is good I don't mind em but it is surprising how KanColle is still alive, I hope Kemono Friends takes over though.

>>39630240
I'm on the other extreme, I don't even feel the drive to masturbate anymore. You could put every girl I ever liked naked in front of me and I don't think I'd actually feel anything bordering on desire.

>>39630103
27 never been in a pub unless you count family meals in childhood.

>>39629596
holy shit it's worse than i thought
started working as a real estate because i droped out uni twice and nobody would hire me
so i have no monthly income and the only money i can make is by commissions
it's been 2 months and i haven't sold shit
i'm wasting money on fuel and got nothing in return
i just want to fucking die

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Yo, it's me, the assburger guy in adult high school who talked to a girl for the first time in my life.

Short version:
>be 25yo KHV wizard apprentice
>have diagnosed asperger's syndrome + add
>start adult high school
>so far doing good, no problems with studying thanks to medication
>notice this qt shy grill who comes to school 30-40 minutes early, just like me (I have to take the early bus because I come from country side)
>sit almost every day in the lobby alone with her for that 40 minutes
>three weeks passes
>most of the students have already formed networks and friendships, but not me, or her
>she sits in the back row of every class, and during recess she sits alone and draws on her tablet computer
>finally man up and go talk to her before school starts
>she's really sweet and nice
>show her some of my own drawings, she giggles and melts my heart
>tfw have absolutely no fucking clue what to do or how to proceed with this

I don't want to get my hopes too up, nothing is confirmed yet, she might not even like me. I can't know for sure, but she might be on the autism spectrum, just like me. She's awkward in that particular asperger way I'm all too familiar with. In a way having qt aspie gf would be the ideal partner for me, but knowing assburgers I'm afraid she might not see this situation the way I see it. She might just think I'm some goofy dude who just decided to talk to her, and not someone who's interested in her in romantic sense.

At first I felt kinda sick for crossing my comfort zone, like, physically nauseous. But during the weekend I've been doing some thinking and I have come to conclusion that this is what I want. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit? I have no clue what to do. You might think I should just "keep doing what I normally do, just beeeee urself", but this is definitely not what I normally do. I can't keep showing her my artwork forever as an excuse to talk to her, that's shit would be too weird.

>26
>Haven't been outside in over a year
>Only interact with family

>>39630103
I've often entertained thoughts of becoming a regular. I don't know how it works or if it even would work though.
Not to mention I don't have the money to support going to the bar regularly enough to develop a relationship with anyone who works there.

>26
>Supposed to be presenting at a national conference in 2 weeks
>Have done nothing to prepare
>Also cut my hair short so I look like a criminal

Good thing I stopped giving a fuck what people thought about me when I was like 12 because I am going to get anally raped at this thing. Still counts for the CV though so who cares. I'm surprised how lazy I'm becoming though.

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>tfw 27 years of age
>never been on a date or got a girl's number
>never held a girl's hand
wizardry is inevitable

>>39629715
I did it, and I feel way better now.
I'm still an unemployed fuck but at least I don't have tons of stuff hanging around anymore.

>try to play new life is strange game
>its the most cringey shit i've seen in a long time
>kids are playing this and totes relate to this stuff

shit i'm old as fuck

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>>39629596
Ah, any anons feel like they have been better off in school? I mean, I was too stupid to understand my own issues so I just went with it. Now I'm 25, have a ton of money and am good time-wise but my own mind drives me crazy.
Technically I am a team leader but I didn't speak with anyone truthfully for years now. How the fuck am I supposed to open up to people? To get attached to someone? To attract someone.

Let's just drink.

>>39630730
Sort out. I went to a shitty school in a small town and I was by a wide margin the brightest student there, which was more to do with how retarded everyone else was. So for a long while I thought everything was really easy and did everything well without putting any effort into it. When I got into uni that became pretty much the complete other way round and I was the one who ended up working for hours and hours and still getting substandard results, that was easily the worst time of my life. But then luckily I started work and it went back to being easy again. I'm probably not that great at my job but I've done a good enough job of convincing other people that I am great at it, and as long as I can keep that up I should be fine. At the very least I've done better than a lot of people I went to uni and school with, a lot of which was down to luck but whatever.

>>39630659
Did you play the last one? I thought it was ok but the new one looks meh. I might buy it on a huge sale but not likely. No max no buy.

>gone full hikki
>haven't left my parents house in almost 6 months now
Pretty sure they're cut off my internet or insurance soon

Finally football's here. Granted the Pats will win again, but at least if I take that for granted I can't be disappointed.

Here's to making it through the new year, y'all.

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>>39631001
tfw normies talk to you about football but you go full autism with stats and throw them off

>tfw turning 25 next year

Fuck, how do you guys cope?

>>39630212
Economics. Planned on getting into academia. Realized it's a horrible scam halfway through and couldn't justify switching and wasting more time/$ at big name brand university.

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It was from an anon some time ago.

>>39630659
I liked it, but still the majority of its audience is too young for me to get along.

>>39631138
>Fuck, how do you guys cope?
Weed and a car payment I can't leave to my mother, who cosigned the thing. Once I pay it off I'll have nothing to be alive for.

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It's going to be winter soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7U73Hrpuw

>>39630171
>>39631181
Economics can get you into a lot of jobs. I know that because I was an econ major. I have a job, I got it 3 months after graduating (I didn't network really at all in college) and its because I treated my econ degree like a wild card.

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>29
>abandoned all friends since they don't give a fuck about me
>another Suturday night spent drinking and lurking threads
when does it end lads ?

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>tfw 27 year old friendless virgin
To be quite honest I don't even know what I live for at this point.
Maybe some amazing new videogame might come out, right? Right?

>>39631181
another econ NEET here, I even went to grad school in it for a bit

>>39631138
I'm studying. Where I live government jobs select people through exams, and the jobs pay well and require little work. Studying gives me something to focus on and the job will let me live in decadence peacefully.

>>39631281
this is me: >>39631245

Jesus I'm so glad I didn't do that.

What do you do when you simply have lost the energy and drive to live? I have approaching bills, deadlines, assignments and tests, my apartment needs cleaned, I haven't done laundry in forever etc. I just don't have the mental fortitude to do anything right now but sleep, eat, and masturbate while mindlessly scrolling through 4chan.

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>>39631333
you already know anon
The 2D world is just a noose/bullet/bottle of bleach away

>>39631333
drink coffee and take vitamin D supplements. are you drinking at least a gallon of water a day? getting your veggies and proteins in? your Omega 3s?

>family invites little sisters shitskin boyfriend over for the hurricane
>immediately plops his ass down on our couch in our living room and starts playing some football game on our Xbox and is yelling at his friend on the mic while my dad and sister watch

>can hear his fucking dumb grunting from across the house in my room with the door close, as always when he does anything relating to football

I'm so fucking sick of dumb ass fucking shitskins fucking everything up

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>>39629596
>26 years old
>live in shitty western ny where there is no business or economic opportunity because taxes and regulations are too high
>Area is getting increasingly more ghetto because welfare is off the fucking charts in NY
>All my friends moved away because theres little chance to make a better life here
>Ive been spending the past 5 years trying to be a musician and im slowly realising that its a waste of life
>the chances of being a successful musician are non existent in 2017
>tfw no real work or trade skill experience because i bet so much on my music
>My dad passed away 2 months ago and he was the only person i really truly cared about
Its pretty rough right now bros.

>>39631407
I don't understand their ability to simply ignore their surroundings.
Like the idea of just putting on a game in the middle of a room, ignoring that their housepeople are wandering around and how neither part cares that they have an ongoing online communication.

I guess I'm used to having been commented on all my life what I do on the screen, what I'm doing with my speech and generally been very aware of how I act. I would rather sit in a corner staring at a wall when someone is over, then actively do anything at all.

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>>39629596

gonna graduate with a really good degree (chem eng.) at end of this year. somehow have a decent amount of work experience. as well potentially have an insanely good job offer for after i finish.

>still feel like a failure
>want to escape and go on a journey on my own
>not fuckng happy with my life

>>39631407
He's fucking your sister and using your controller and sitting on your couch.

>>39631646
Psh I'm not a filthy consolenigger

>>39631248
This is what I do most weekends.
Get blind drunk.
lurk on 4chan.
shitpost.
Google suicide methods.

>>39631554
One time he and his friends were over and were just doing redneck accents and making fun of rednecks, meanwhile we live in the south, my dads from tennessee, and he's banging his white daughter, and we sorta have that accent too. It got to a point where my grandma freaked out and said she was insulted and fucking left, fucking dumbass spick shitskin, and then he and my sister both played dumb and acted like they had no idea what went wrong except I could sense increasingly fake sincerity, they fucking knew it and they were embarrassed. How fucking stupid can you be to do that for hours on end in the south when you're with the family of the white girl you're banging

This fucking dumb ungrateful autistic piece of shit

And then my parents buy him food because he's a fucking broke as shit retard who can't handle money

I can't wait to tell him he's a fucking shitskin who should fuck off to Brazil with the rest of his kind

>>39631961
It's because intelligence pretty much is awareness, which is why retards drool and have no clue how retarded they act

>>39631961
holy shit your whole family is turbocucked.

>>39631529
Its rough because you're living in a Republican county. Try moving to a bigger city. Trust.

>>39632476
Yeah man I don't even get it, I swore my dad grew up saying he was a democrat and now after years of me being belligerently racist hes starting to be as well and voted trump and now says he was always a republican, but still thinks le nazis are ebul and need to be banned from having free speech

I'm like what

Wow, do 25+ threads drop off the board that fast, I only went outside for 6 hours?

(Don't know if the poster is still here or even if the context still carries over but:)

>>39627425
>I just went to a convention last week, and it's like just normies or hyper autists. Did geek speed dating, and generally every woman was just entry level shit "I like scifi" "oh what kind?" "Marvel" ugh.

Like I said it's not really the "fake" geeks that concern me, (mostly cos you can bring yourself up to the level purely through the internet, wikipedia and youtube, and you can't really be a "fake" geek anymore with a little effort).

It's, and this is a very, very /r9k/ REEEEEE point, the fact is that your value as a geek has plummeted since there are more normies in geekdom MEANING if you are a 25+ billy-no-mates geek anon, looking for mates in geekdom is virtually the same as looking for mates in wider society.

A short and more succinct /r9k/ way to put it; Chads have taken all the geek girls.
(Obviously it's a little more complex than that but we're on /r9k/.)

>>39632569
elaborate. Whats the difference?

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>>39629596
>just turned 25
>moved back into parents house couple months ago
>neet last 13 months
>gained 50 pounds over last year, currently 320
>and 5"7' (yep)
>KHV
>no drivers license
>dropped out of University 4 times with 4 majors. (its difficult to explain how high my expectations and low my work ethic is.)
>70k+ in debt
>just got IQ test done and have an IQ of 93, meaning everything has been for shit, and I never had a chance to begin with.
Just end me, there is no hope.

>>39633552
>>70k+ in debt

Did you ever even have a fucking job?

I hope people like you are enslaved for your debt, and for going on your endless degenerate leftist indoctrination center drug fueled orgy fuckfests and thinking you'd get a job in whatever worthless shit you studied if not just fail miserably

You're all a fucking disease

>>39633552
>70k+ in debt
jesus christ anon
I hope your parents didn't sign on your loans

you're completely fucked with no degree, 4 dropouts, and that much debt

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>>39633552
>>dropped out of University 4 times with 4 majors. (its difficult to explain how high my expectations and low my work ethic is.)
Can you talk about what the process of returning after leaving was like?
Did you have to re-apply completely or how did that work?
Basically i left uni 2ish years ago and want to return next semester. Whats my first move?
Also interested in what your major choices were.

>>39633552
>tfw goebbels understands you better than your family

>>39631286
what state please

>>39633782
Brazil. Positions are open only for nationals though.

>>39631181
>>39631245
>>39631281
shoulda studied math if thats what you wanted.

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Tried going mtn biking. Despite be8ng in pretty good shape I just kept asking myself why im doing tgis and went home. I though exercise was supposed to help.

>>39633999
its supposed to be fun, more fun with friends

did some work for a guy i know through friends who people i know said liked me and i thought he was cool, but he hasn't paid me. he owes me hundreds of dollars and when i text him about it hes just like oh yeah i'll get it to you in a bit but never does.
wtf. its not worth going to court over im mostly just hurt. it would be nice to get paid soon though because im fucking broke.

>>39634092
Man fuck off with that shit.

>>39634221
I had this same situation. I ended up getting it after like a month and a half. On top of that the dude gave me an attitude like i was being unfair.

>>39634354
ok?
just saying its not even great for exercise, i mean its better than nothing for sure but its more supposed to be fun.

>>39634354
Wtf. I'm in exactly the same situation. It's not even that much, like eighty bucks. Fuck, normies are shits

>>39634221
Threaten to take it to court and he'll probably cough the money up pretty quickly

>>39634402
people keep telling me to fight him over it but i'm a really introverted depressed loser so i just don't even want to... i hope he pays me eventually, i'll text him again soon.
i thought working for myself more would be cool but it turns out you just have to ask people for money more which i hate doing...

>>39630133
>Well at least I'm not a western degenerate
>Posts a fucking meme artist
Not impressed

>>39634479
Oops, meant for>>39634221
Ugh. This comment is Original

>>39633552
You should try just getting a job. If social anxiety is fucking you from doing that, then god speed anon, you have it bad.

>make fun of meme game LiS prequel
>keep playing to make fun
>it almost makes me cry

I'm too old for this

Waiting to hear back from that anon from yesterday that had that tinder date with the bartender. Hope it went well.