Robots I found the secret to getting a gf. >Make more than

>>39627141
>They will abandon whatever nigga they're currently with
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with him yelling in front of your house.

>>39627220
Uh dude who cares, cucking another man is the most satisfying thing you can do in life.

Being so irresistable she drops another man for you. You are literally dominating another male and forcing him into the beta role. Take it with pride.

This is why some of you are still virgins, because you only ask out single girls. Single girls are the hardest girls to fuck which is why they're SINGLE. Date a girl who already has a boyfriend, she is 100x easier because all you have to do is compete with the guy she's currently with cause everyone else is too pussy to flirt with girls who have boyfriends.

>>39627141
I'm not fucking a nigger just to lose my virginity

>>39627270
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with him yelling in front of your house.

>>39627270
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with two niggers yelling in front of your house.

>>39627845
Plz no I'm a lanklet let me work on my gains first

>>39627974
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with a congregation of niggers yelling in front of your house.

>>39628004
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with an entire jungle yelling in front of your house.

>>39627141
This isn't a valid suggestion though retard, beastiality is illegal in most countries.

>>39627141
>They will abandon whatever nigga they're currently

lol no

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>>39628022
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with everyone from /b/ in the past 10 years yelling in front of your house.

>>39628077
>It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with the entire city of Chicago yelling in front of your house.

>>39628101
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with 10,000 neonazis and one guy in a spandex bodysuit yelling in front of your house.

>>39628137
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with OP from a thread we rerailed yelling in front of your house.

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>>39628186
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with all of Seiren yelling in front of your house.

>>39627141
it's all fun and games until news years eve

>>39627141
Its all fun and games until your awake at 7am on New Years Day with AIDS.

>>39628383
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with a an auctioneer yelling at a crowd of people trying to sell off a dozen niggers in front of your house.

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It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with the I35W Bridge in front of your house.

No, that's how you get a gold digger. To get a gf you need to have a physical appearance and personality that is compatible with a girl.

>>39628339
It's all fun and games until you're awake at 7am on New Year's Day with moot yelling in front of your house.

>>39627141
how are her kids tho?

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It's all fun and games until a wizard turn you into a whale.

>>39627141
>Basically make as much as a manager and ask out any girl with a lower income

Power of the promissary note

>>39627141
I don't want herpes

This comment isn't original

>>39628461
You can't genuinely believe that most people in relationships are compatible personality-wise do you? Most people cheat and end their relationship. It's why almost every person who has ever got laid has fucked more than one person

>Make more than $30k/year

Guess I'll never get a gf.

>>39628514
Itto allru faun ando gameru until you ah avake atto sevren onna New Years Dayseru witto Hiroshima banzai in fronto your hauseru

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>>39627141
>forcing a relationship on the basis of a financial situation, fucked up shit yo
If i were ever to date a black chick it would have to be premeditated relationship, but i just don't see myself dating a black chick because they are too rowdy and obnoxious, if i could find one that could see things my way i could love her but i doubt that