If you won $100,000,000 today, what would you do?
>>39625079
Try to make living in your car/in a tent legal. Try to make little soundproof cells that lock from the inside, where anyone can rent for a day free of charge. Give some money to family, retire in some rich gated community for the security and throw all the rest of my money in bank accounts up to FDIC insurance and high-quality bonds.
>>39625079
send my daughter to private school
Drop out of school and become a secret superhero that kills people.
>>39625079
Stick it under my mattress
>>39625079
Quit my job and buy a shit load of property to lease.
Then go really hard on fitness.
Super hard. Eat sleep train.
Sleep for 14 hours a day.
I would totally kill myself.
>>39625079
Creating my own team of programmers for various projects involving psychology
>>39625079
Pay income tax.
>>39625222
>Pay income tax.
Liar.
>>39625079
become a NEET and just play video games with a really good computer, take care of my family, make sure everyone has good medical care
that's it
Buy some properties and claim rents monthly
Buy a vidya company and make vidyas
Hire movie crews and make movies
If successful invest most of profit into science
>>39625079
Destroy my phone, delete all accounts, buy a comfy house in a quiet area and sit in it until I eventually die one way or another
Maybe do some gardening or beekeeping
Nobody would hear from me again
>>39625248
>t. brainlet with reddit spacing
Kidnap my ex and sail to international waters to start a colony on an isolated island.
>>39625269
at least I got a (You) and most other posters didn't
>>39625079
probably neet it away for whatever number of years I can stretch it
>>39625248
Basically throwing your money away with rental propertys
>Brb buy 200k house
>rent out for modest 1500k a month
>It would take 11 years just for you to be able to make a profit off of the home
>>39625313
Back to /r/eddit faggotNot original
>>39625324
safer investment than banks if you're smart with the location of the property
>>39625079
Split up half between my parents, siblings and nephews and use the rest to buy a comfy house out in the country and NEET it up the rest of my life playing vidya on top of the line gaming pcs and watching anime on huge ass cinema screens. Maybe give a mill or two to charity
>>39625324
but property prices go up with time rather quickly. at least that's the case here
kokain
buy my way into contacts in international arms deals
>buy a nice apartment to be depressed in
>prostitutes
>cocaine
>buy some properties for rental income
>hate myself even more
>>39625079
Probably give most of it away. I'd make a foundation for NEET kids who get kicked out of the house for being NEET.
>>39625079
When i went to a anime con in houston I went 40 feet underground into a network of tunnels that house restaurants and stores. basically Id wanna set up a pod hotel like they have in japan in one of those spaces.
>>39625079
invest it and live off it..fuck you teachers even though i failed out of high school im the rich one now
>>39625079
Try to spend everything so I will not be killed by mafia or taxed to death
>>39625079
Fund a white succession from the US.
>>39625457
>kokain
Balkan faggot
>>39625079
Save 50 million in the bank. (that 50M earns 500K in an account with 1%/yr interest rate which should be enough for day to day life, bills, all that shit.
Purchase this (-25 Million)
https://www.prestigeproperty.co.uk/20-bed-french-chateau-limousin-haute-vienne-limousin-france-168254
Rent a ton of the spare rooms out to robots for a very fair price (just enough to make back their cost of living in electricity/heating/ect)
Spend 3-4 mil on a collection of japanese classic cars, and the rest on drugs, vidya, and either pay a nice anon to love me for the next 10 years until i kill myself, or a different hooker every night in my castle until i go broke.
>buy all the third gen Pontiac Firebird Trans Ams I can find
>buy as many guitars, amplifiers, pedals etc as I want
>buy a house
>buy more houses to rent out
I'll start with that
>>39625079
> Secure the money
> Use a couple million or so to hire well acclaimed financial adviser(s) and accountant(s) to put in charge of 90 mil immediately and negotiate with them a generous portion of the capital gains as further payment to motivate them to make good investments for me
> Give a couple million to immediate family for a comfy retirement under the condition that they stop bugging me to go to church every week (lol)
> Buy large tract of wild land with a nice, secluded but modern house
> Occasionally hire orchestra, choir to perform my compositions in large-scale, free or low cost public performances
> Occasionally hire movie/TV crew or animators to produce my strange fictional shows, or even make high budget bushcraft/wilderness films
> Put modern workshop with tools, motors, electronics etc. on my property so I could make a bunch of cool inventions
> Pay the permits that make it legal to own machine guns and blow shit up recreationally
> Generally have minimal interactions with people except for discussing new music compositions, books, shows, etc.
> Legally change my name to that of a comedic fictional character I made
> Generally have plenty of time and money to work on whatever creative crud I want to, eat fine food, drink fine booze, etc.
> When investment starts paying off, find people like me or other non-criminal (or at least non-malevolent) people to give free money to so they can follow their creative pursuits instead of wage-slave.
I would see how the above plan pans out - if it worked well I think the world would get a lot better.
>tech start up to make anime real (or augmented real)
>*loses every last cent*
still worth it
Stop working, spend all day fucking my harem of cute boys and/or looking for new boys. Maybe get a place with a lawn.
Help Jews
>>39625962
not really. just needed an original comment.
>>39625720
I like this idea
>>39626003
If you do the thing with all those robots in one house, at least fund a film company to make a reality show out of it, with all the piss bottles, tendies, hentai and autistic screeching - I'd watch it even if it was a total tank in the normie world.
>>39626008
I would want a new guitar or two as well, maybe even a pipe organ.
>>39626023
>>39626033
Well, some people here certainly have a weird idea of what will make them happy
>>39626034
Shalom comrade
>>39626122
None of that bullshit.
No robots that cant clean up after themselves. This is a historical fucking site, and if anyone disrespects it more than me with my heroin and hookers i'll give them the boot.
>>39626122
I am happy as is. The harem life is good. Money would just free me up to not have to work and fully devote myself to it. I have 2 rooms for me and 3 cute boys, but we all mostly sleep in mine so it's good. A bigger place would mostly be for aesthetics (plus no noise complaints from the people below)
i would transition
>>39625079
>I wouldn't tell anyone
>Quit my job
>Have a mansion built, with class in mind; cherry wood finishing, expensive taxidermy'd animals, and lots of rooms for guests.
>Have it be a private club
>People pay to get membership; all inclusive liquor and cigarettes/cigars.
>Have the best bar built, supplied with all kinds of liquor.
>Hire a full staff of maids, cooks, bartenders, etc.
>Host events all the time
>Revoke memberships of troublemakers.
>Be the center of life
>Invest wisely in stocks
>Make lots of money
>Build a brewery, and sell my beer at the bar (to non-members) for way cheaper than liquor stores
>Strict dress code (no thugs)
>>39625079
Buy a small house in a 100% white area and not leave it until I died.
>>39626003
>Limousin
Don't even think about ordering pizzas then
put it all in a savings account
still live normally
>>39625079
Share with mommy and my brother and get a much better computer. I'd put a lot of it in banks. Not sure what else tbqh.
I'd refresh the catalog.
>>39626122
>Shalom comrade
I just wanted to see if what I typed was original
Buy a laptop that can run modded fallout 4.
>>39625079
buy a few properties
move to one of them
buy a ton of top-tier clothes
go outside literally wherever I want until I meet my perfect ideal girlfriend
buy guns and maybe drugs
buy my own gym or join the best and most expensive weight lifting gym
join the best place to do MMA and jiu jitsu
always buy the best quality foods and top-tier supplements
eventually become world's champion MMA fighter
I can only dream
I would buy a MASSIVE plot of land and then make the 4chan mansion.
>>39625079
>buy leddit and make it even more pc
>give 10mil to random warlord in africa
>buy a ps4 because don't have one
>buy a couple hundred acres of land
>buy a couple slavs and proceed to hunt said slavs on my land
>after a long day of hunting slav subhumans and vidya i invest in bitcoin and donate rest of my money to Israel charities because i am a good goy
>tfw nothing i ever do will make me happy
>no one will ever understand me or love me
>these goals i set out for myself are just lies to give me a reason to live
>>39625079
get a tiny apartment in a nice area and live out my days alone
>>39625324
>>It would take 11 years just for you to be able to make a profit off of the home
You still have the value of the property itself though, which is likely to increase in value over time
So after 11 years, you've probably more than doubled your wealth
>>39625079
>1-2 million into a home
>5 million into bitcoin
>5 million into precious metals
>Hire a personal trainer
>20 million into real estate and rent it out to wagecucks
>1 million into my hobbies
Idk what I would do next.
>>39625079
Ofc our glorious landowner which is state would take really big part from it, but if I would win a huge amount of money, that's what I would do with it:
25% spent to buy silver and gold
25% spent to buy antiques (seriosly, I love old and valuable stuff) (my job for the rest of my life would be to keep them in good shape)
10% to the bank accounts
20% for the company I want to establish
rest 20% for comfy life of me and my closest family
get a semi-automatic gun
>>39625079
set aside 50,000,000 for gubmint sure to fuck me over to take whatever they'll give me right away
2 mil on house
begin descent into hell of hedonism
feel further isolated as people only value me for my money
sex and drugs until i die
build a mansion out of rolls royces, then kill myself in it
Take over the world
Give it all to black people because I'm white
Get a small apartment in the city, get my parents a maid and a hospice nurse when their health gets worse, travel across Europe and Asia. Other than those things I'd continue living as a cheapskate as I do now.
>>39625079
rejoice!
100% originally
>>39625248
No, it would take you 1 month to make 7.5x profit
>>39629529
was meant in the most original way for
>>39625324
>>39625079
get robbed by the goverment/my parents
>>39625079
Give them to my parents. They deserve them much more than I do.
>>39625079
> all these cucks wanted a "modest life"
100mm is a FUCKLOAD of money. You have no idea the influence you can garner with such wealth.
I would immediately set out on building a real estate empire of course, and make incredibly risky and aggressive investment decisions with a significant portion of my wealth under the supervision of a team of wealth advisors and analysts.
Run commercials openly questioning the spherical earth fallacy that liberal establishment has been pushing for the last 50 years.
>>39629639
You can take over the world with that money
>>39625079
fund terrorism
>>39626003
>Save 50 million in the bank
If the banks go under, all of that is gone.
>>39625269
>unironically thinks Reddit spacing is real
Found the newfaggot
>>39625079
Take out $5000 in singles. Divide it into 100 stacks of 50 dollar bills. Fold the stacks in half and rubber band it so they form little hard balls. Buy a Ferrari. Drive around my hometown throwing balls of money at people who said i ain't shit.
Buy land in the middle of nowhere, probably somewhere in rural Texas or Northern California. Build a mansion on my land. Buy a helicopter and landing pad. Build fence around my land. By now I probably still have over 90 million left. Invest half of it in companies and save the rest. Retire into my mansion to do drugs and fuck escorts.
>>39630221
You know what. Actually I do the money ball thing every week until people start to expect me to throw money at them and get happy when they see me. After about 3 months of doing this I stop throwing money and start shooting paintballs
>>39625079
Pay off my parents' mortgage and buy myself a nice house and an airplane.
Put the rest of the money into safe investments, putting 2% back in every year to account for inflation and using the rest of the increase in value to subsidize a lavish lifestyle.
Split $10,000,000 amongst my family, $75,000,000 into a trust fund, and the rest to live an easy life of never working off of so I could raise a family of my own with a woman who I'd never reveal my wealth to until I knew she loved me.
>>39625079
Get some 5-layer burritos from taco bell, renew my weed card and get some good bud, go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of cheap vodka and a 2 liter of sprite and go get fucked up and eat my food and listen to music and podcasts while laying on this comfy tree branch I found at the nature preserve trail thing.
>make a facebook account
>add all the people at my old school
>people who said i wouldn't amount to shit
>cousins i rarely see and that don't give a fuck about me
>post pics of me living the homestead life
>give no one a dime except my brother mum and dad
>live in a rural area and raise my own food
>post pics of chicken eggs and healthy meals
>go into monk mode, get fucking shredded with the best personal trainer and nutritionist to count macros for me
>keep posting pics of the barn and the garden
>normies will be infuriated because i'm not buying Big houses or cars
>keep posting compost piles and fishing trips
>normies start seeing blood red and unfriend me out of pure anger
i would finance the beta uprising
>>39625079
Talk to a big lawyer first and foremost. I wouldn't tell anyone I had the money, and I'd invest the money in the American dollar, and probably a lot of other monetary systems in case ours goes to shit. I'd do that until I had a stable income of about 1 million per year, and I'd use the rest to help my parents and donate to my church.
>>39625079
Hide it in parts in different places.
I would try to buy gold with the american dollars, but it would be extremely hard to turn them without suspision. I am pretty screwed, but I would get all of my family to turn 20-30k from the usd into my currency and buy gold with it and stash it somewhere.
I really have no idea.
Buy a comfy little home and a 10k gaming rig. Invest the rest and use the dividends to live off/donate to causes I support and local politics.
>>39625079
I'd pay off my debts and buy that stupid comic book
Maybe have a little more courage to approach that girl I like but the question is would she let me approach her...would she approach me?
Seriously though I'd buy that stupid comic book
>>39630519
This is the best post in this whole thread currently. Very nice post.
This whole thread is fucking retarded and if you acted like that you wouldn't have shit and/or would wind up dead or in jail in no time, but
>>39630519
is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard the these 5-6 months.
>>39625255
You dont really need 100M to do that...
Thats actually the Powerball jackpot today.
When I will I'll immediately mail in the ticket and take the annuity plan. Enjoy an abundant NEET life but inconspicuously, no mansions or flashy cars, but lots of vacationing, good food and entertainment.
I have a feeling that, as the world becomes both more complicated, and there is less habitable and arable land, the cost of living in peace and comfort will become very expensive, and on the other hand, all sorts of new technology will emerged, much has already, that can mitigate the diseases of aging, all sorts of regenerative medicine advancement I want to take advantage of.
>>39625079
First split it into various accounts so I don't have all that money sitting around in one place.
Then I'd basically invest and build businesses, including helping NEETs who can't get jobs even if they do try. Before I build my dream house, I'd buy out my apartment building (so I don't have to pay rent) and upgrade the units so I can flip it for a profit.
I'll also take over a small town I like by investing in new businesses, infrastructure, civic buildings, and local charities, then back anyone who runs for local office that will do what I want to do.
All of this will be done with an assumed name and a Chad who I will hire as an actor.
>>39625079
Pay half of it to the government in taxes, then post angrily on /pol/ about how they took my money to feed useless niggers and spics.
Then I would probably just go about business as usual, spending very little--but the catch is that I would (concealed carry, btw) make it known in a subtle way that I won the money, just so I could rant at all of the inevitable roasties that would finally give me attention.
It would feel great, being the one doing all of the rejecting for a change.
>>39625079
Invest money and whatever I get back, I'll do what Batman did but kill people and destroy the globalist.
>>39625079
Give 40% to parents
10% to sister
40% to people I care about
Blow the rest on drugs and alcohol until I die
>>39631101
Or take the batman route and become a globalist myself but fuck them over and replace them, controlling the world from the shadows for the better of humanity.
>>39631126
>giving money to other people
fucking cuck.
>5 million to parents.
>2 million to my sister and brother.
>100 thousand to a bunch of friends
>when I go out with friends and family always pay for everything
>quit job and open a game development studio to make all the games I've always wanted to make
>try and advocate to awareness of the male suicide rate, especially among young men
>1 Million + pay off the House for Dad
>1 Million + comfy apartment for Mom
>1 Million and a few nice vacations with me for Grandma
>1 Million for my uncles
>lets say that shit ammounts to 5 million
Then I would flip off the useless cunts my fathers new wife calls Family. Maybe give them each 10k or something because they actually were nice but these aren't people that should be rich.
>5 million for various friends and other people (100k for a practice gf that I treated like dogshit for example)
Most of them wouldn't receive the Money directly. I would invest it for them instead because I love them but they are hopeless degenerates unfit to handle that kind of money.
Now we are at 90 million.
>50 million
I would invest that shit with the help of experts for a steady income.
>10 Million for Consume
A nice flat near my Uni. A nice comfy Mercedes. A gun collection. Degeneratly expensive battlestation. Nice clothes etc.
>7 Million into gold, 3 Million into Diamonds
>2 Million as stockmarket capital for me
>18 Million as a reserve
Then I would finish my law degree and travel for a year or two. After that idk. Maybe my own law firm.
I'm floored at how many of you would actually have any kind of job after being set for life. I probably wouldn't even finish my finance degree if I got it now.
>>39626445
That sounds pretty good desu. I had an idea to build my house next to a lake and then build a three story restaurant (probably with a theme, like a riverboat or something) next to it with a family steakhouse, an excellent brewpub, and a classy white tablecloth seafood restaurant. A tunnel would connect my house to it (probably be used for mostly deliveries or whatever).
Cry from happiness because I no longer have to contribute or interact with society.
Buy a sexdoll and make u jelly
I'd buy a couple of gfs and drop out.
>>39625079
i would phone up benefits and tell them to fuck off i don't need their pittance any longer, i would leave the UK forever and live in warm weather country that can speak english/spanish since i taught myself spanish.
i'd buy a nice big house, have servants, a huge pool with wave machine, gardener to keep my big garden looking neat. i'd learn to drive and buy a nice car. i'd buy myself a girlfriend or 3.
i would never again have to talk to someone from the UK and i wold never return to this shit hole ever again, what a shit country with shit people.
>>39625079
Build a zombie/nuclear blast-proof underground bunker, enough land for a minor farm, learn how to purify water, stock said bunker with as much non-perishables as I can, my rig, my SNES, NGC, PS2 and everything I'd need ala sewage, manual water pipes, solar energy etc.
I'd finally be free of the need to socialize, gaming and browsing the web as I will until shit inevitably hits the fan. As as everybody dies from a world-end event, most likely caused by humanity itself, I will emerge and say I told you so to your ashes. And kms once I can't take it anymore ofc.
>>39625079
Pay off my $1800 in student debt, fix my car. Also, buy a pound of weed to say I have, probably get some coke too. Then I'd probably find property to invest in, with help of course. I'd use my riches to buy something or do something for everyone I remotely care about.
I would keep working because I don't wanna be a story about the broke lotto winners in debt.
invest somewhere, move to a new place.i would need some aids to help me with stuff.
>>39625079
Pay all of my parents bills, pay for my mother's medical treatment, buy my brother a nice house, buy my parents their dream house, buy a car for my parents and one for my brother, be a safety net for my parents and brother until i die.
I would also like to buy a few nice things, but nothing too fancy, i think i would spend like 0.5m the first month and then save the rest until i need to spend it, i would keep my lifestyle, i would only improve my family's life conditions.
Life in my country is not really expensive compared to the USA, so i would probably live 2 lifes with that money.
Buy 4chan.
>4chan gold will actually exists
>You can only make 10 posts a day without paying but you can't post pictures and you can't start threads
>4chan Bronze: 20 posts a day, can posts images below 1mb, jpeg/png only, 10$ a month
>4chan Silver: 50 posts a day, can post at the 3mb limit, and allowed to post .gifs/webms, 25$ a month and you make 10 threads a week
>4chan Gold: Unlimited posts, 10mb upload limit, 50$ a month and you have unlimited thread making
I was originally going to say something stupid like "Building a shop that converts cars to electric", "Starting a company that builds solar towers", "investing in electric bikes" and "Starting a Itch/Github style website where people can collab easily over gamedev projects in web-based engine"
>>39625079
pay off my student loans then with all the money left maybe get a meal from mcdonalds if my coupons haven't expired
>>39625079
buy a house
marry my gf
drop out of college
start doing research on businesses to create
do a bunch of different shit
>$200 worth of various drugs
>new car
>new clothes
>pay off mortgage, new roof/fix appliances and shit
>go to favorite sushi place with my friends/bf/family in 3 separate trips, so they don't have to spend time with each other and also I get sushi 3 times
>more drugs if there aren't any left
>more food/clothes/drugs/fun trips/alcohol
>repeat until I die or go broke
>>39625079
mail 100m people a blank envelope
cap was 100m walk
>buy a harem of chinks japs and gooks
>never work again
>buy a lot of nice things
>invest everything else on safe investments
>>39625079
$100M sounds too easy
realistic mode
$25K won today
wwyd?
>>39625079
Buy 4chan and delete it
>>39626445
This would make a dank animoo
>buy a small house and land innawoods
>buy GTR
>buy Vz 58 and USP 45 tacticool and fucktons of ammo
>buy house for parents wherever
>go back to school
I'm a simple man
fund a show about /r9k/ robots all living in a single house together.
If that doesn't work out I'll just invest in stocks or some shit and live the shekelstein life.
i guess buy a house and pay girls to let me lick and kiss their feet
>>39635327
Give siblings 5m each, give parents 10m each.
Float cash around rest of family, 100k to each.
Then buy 1m+ value properties around the world (4 or 5 total).
Buy techy shit, try do some startup around controlling secure wallets for cryptocurrency.
>>39625079
Ask the few people that care about me what they want for xmas or just in general, tell them to make a list so i can pick one. But what i do is treat them to all that's on the list and give them a letter thanking them for giving me a chance at feeling human and that i love them for who they are.
Then i'd probs just go about life as normal but rich as fuck. maybe see if myinternet BFwould wanna come over for free and finally kiss.
can't do any of that though cos i'm poor as fuck to the point where i could maybe spend $60 total on family AND friends combined.
>>39625079
I would make a thread and give the first quads $1m
I would give my mother and father $25m and then just use the rest of it within reason.
>>39625079
Nothing. it's too late
>give a couple million to my parents, siblings and nephews and nieces
>buy a large amount of property in my home town,especially offices and retail buildings
>incentivise meaningful technology companies to help my town grow and develop
>retire and spent my days driving expensive cars
>>39628845
>buying leddit
>with 100 mil
I think it's gonna take more to buy that abomination
>>39635376
>a big brother show based around autistic neets
fuck, i'd watch it.
have a bonfire then pretend it never happened.
>>39630603
Which comic book originally anon?
>>39636036
>>39635376
Nobody would star in it but normalfags posing and maybe someone with bad assburgers like chrischan.
>>39625324
The house itself is an asset you fucking retard. It'll just go up in value.
>all these biz tier posts about investment plans and how to turn it into even more
I'm more interested in the last lines were you guys say "buy a house and do whatever I want". What is the whatever you want?
I'd become a composer. For movies and vidya and stuff like that. I have no idea how I'd do it from my current situation, and no way to go to college or whatever for it, but with enough money to not worry about having an income I could put all my time into creative stuff like composing and sculpting, and it'd keep me occupied enough to not want to kill myself in my enormous mansion.
>>39625079
I would buy a traditional southern home with a wrap around porch somewhere nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Preferably Virginia or West Virginia. I want a bit of land too--40 acres. With the rest I would invest half and squirrel the other half away to be used as needed.
Then I would be able to work because I love what I do, not because I have to.
pay off my debt, contract an accountant to tell me how much I'd need to set aside for taxes on it, then just dump it all into various funds and live like a god damn king until I died.
2% of 50 mil is 1 mil. If literally all the fund managers I invest in are brain dead I could still live on ONE MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR and never run out of money. Holy fuck.
>>39625079
>invest some
>use the rest to buy some properties- a house for myself, one for my parents, and some more for rental
>still finish uni just incase some huge disaster like a war happens and I go bankrupt, but take it easy in my classes and focus more on socializing
>buy a muscle car, a glock, and a pet lizard, because I've always wanted these things.
>>39625079
buy some semi rural/suburb land with a not crazy sized house but neat house. i saw some metal homes that looked really interesting. either way i would want to as eco/self sustaining as possible.
probably invest some in my friends homelessness project and see if they can start up a chapter in my home town.
>>39625079
drop out of university, pay the most expensive college around here for a degree that i won't actually have to study for. buy a house for my parents in the city we live in and buy 2 vacation houses for my parents in the countries of their choice. buy my parents a car of their choice. give my parents 2 million so they won't have to work a single day for the rest of their lives. do some shopping for myself, new clothes and little things like that. put the rest of it in a savings account.
>>39637602
that was meant to say *20 million, as if i'd only give my parents 2% in cash.
Buy a workshop/laboratory and replicate the experiments of Tesla. That probably wouldn't go anywhere, but I am sure I could find a productive purpose for the lab.
>>39637650
you could turn it into a tesla museum or tesla science camp after youre done fucking around with it.
>>39625172
The hero we need, not the one we deserve. Bravo Nolan
>>39625079
You know the answer to that one.
>buy nice $1M-$2M comfy rural home with lots of land that is secluded
>buy 2 or 3 modest apartments in various cities around the world I like
>collect really cool historical artifacts and store them in my private collection
>buy a modest but decent car and motorbike
>buy a nice home gym
>get perfect nutrition and training regiment in check
>have 3-4 kids and give them the perfect life without spoiling them, ensuring they got the best tutoring/high schools etc. basically having the life I never did
>spend all day gardening, training, taking care of my main property and probably studying something cool at a University without the worry that I wouldn't be able to get a job to support myself after
no clue what I'd do with the other 95M, really makes you think just what little difference there is about being on $10M as oppose to $500M, Martin Shkreli was right. I suppose you can buy power but they poured $1B into Hillary and she still lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFxnD9ZT7w
>>39625079
>Start a business
>Start a family with bonus prenup
>Make sure my lineage never has to suffer again and can grow into being competent upstanding normie adults, instead of autistic deformed NEET's.
HURR DURR INVEST IN LAND XDD
what the fuck? are you guys retarded? you don't need to invest shit if you have that amount of money
>>39638146
>you don't need to invest shit
This is why most people who win lotteries end up being poor again within a couple years.
>>39625079
>buy a nice house in some remote, cold area
>get a couple pets to keep me company
>have a bunch of books, a lab, a gym and some nice computers to keep me occupied
>buy a lifetime supply of drugs
>live out the rest of my days alone in paradise
get my finances in order and open accounts in multiple different East Asian banks
become technically/literally homeless (no fixed address) and just roam around China and Japan with a backpack, laptop, phone, and motorcycle. Buy clothes and food on a day to day basis. Crash wherever, I heard you can sleep safely in the streets there and not get robbed or murdered (cops might make you go away though)
If I ever got bored of that, I would go back to university to major in Astronomy and fund my own giant telescope in Hawaii and hire actual professional/academic astronomers to come work at it. I would also probably buy or start up a video game studio (more indie-ish and pixel art rather than AAA) and become the "creative director" and hire artists/programmers to make games under my direction (and they wouldn't even have to sell well).
Get the most expensive college degree I can and help others pay off their student debts.
>>39625079
I'd buy a $100,000,000 worth of alcohol, cigarettes, weed, and CDs.
>>39638185
no they become poor because they think they need to buy 10 Lamborghini and 10 mansions
>get 100,000,000
>buy house pay in full
>deck out house
>still have 99% of my money
>oh wait I didnt invest so its all magically gone
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this took too long to be posted
>>39638278
>get a house for less than 100,000 dollars
What fucking backwater do you live in?
>>39625079
Probably give all of it to my mother then finally feel okay about killing myself. She could afford to hire some to help her with my grandma.
>>39625079
Buy a house in Vermont, a nice car, buy my family a house, and live for the rest of my life as a NEET.
>>39638043
I like yours best. This is probably what I would do.
>>39628856
fag, you're a fucking fag
>>39638146
I want land to hunt, fish, camp, hike and shoot guns on.
I don't give a shit about the value
>>39631238
>make all the games I've always wanted to make
i would want someone to make an open world rpg game with Gambit from the X-MEN.
>>39625079
Hookers and blow. The rest I would use to fund a terror group.
>>39625079
Save it, because the taxes on that shit are going to be astronomical.
>>39625079
Continue to be NEET
Build an underground bunker to survive the apocalypse
Spend all my time on kickstarter looking for pledges that let me create myself as an NPC
Find cuties on 4chan and invite them to live with me as part of my harem
If I still had the close friends I used to have, I know I definitely would have spent a lot of money of them if I won the lottery, so that's a lot fewer people living in my wallet right there. I miss them sometimes because we did have a lot of good times together, but they were cunts in the end and I'm better off without them.
I'd help my family a lot. They don't have terribly many problems, but money would make their lives so much better. No more struggle. No more barely getting by. No more car that's falling apart. A vacation more than once every decade. My grandma can't live alone anymore, needs to be in a care facility for the rest of her life and wouldn't you know it, those places cost an arm and a leg. Both arms and both legs from what my mom's been telling me.
That being said, I've obviously got a lot of shit I'd want to buy (clothes, instruments, computers, cars, houses, etc.), but I would spend a fuckton on travel and education. I would see the world. Learn from the best. Make what money I had left over after I'd had my fill really work for me.
>>39625079
>*dials boss' number*
>"Hey <name of boss here>, I'm sorry to tell you this but I quit, effective immediately."
>>39625079
I would find the most putrid, vapid, vile, undeserving, irredeemable Stacy on the face of the Earth and I would give her every last cent. Just to make /r9k/ more miserable.
>>39625079
Nothing. Absolutely nothing...for the rest of my life.
>>39630978
>Put $20 in the lottery vending machine at CVS to buy Powerball and Super Lotto tickets
>The touchscreen doesn't work at all
>Long as line at checkout
>Don't want to deal with the waiting and talking required to get my money back
>Scratch-off tickets have separate buttons
>get 4 $5 scratchers
>win nothing
>go someplace else with a lottery vending machine
>make sure the touch-screen works before I put in money
>buy 5 Powerball and 10 Super Lotto tickets for $20
>win $17 back
>at least no one else won the jackpot
>much less worse odds of winning the $13 million super lotto
>much rather win the powerball jackpot of $115 million
>even better, would be perfectly happy winning the next mega Millions jackpot of $76 million and wake up Wednesday financially set for life
Pay off my parents mortgage and other debts, buy/build a comfy home and buy a few vacation ones, give 5 million each to both my siblings and put 10 million in trusts for my nieces and nephews, invest another 20 million in diversified but fairly safe investments. then live a dream life as a comfy workless existence doing whatever the fuck I want.
>>39625079
Start my own company.
Move to America and shoot guns. Travel around to shoot other guns, especially in Russia. Find some good games. Be NEET. Basically it.
>>39625079
invest it i guess or move out and live humbly and get my own place along with buying fair amount of property and lease it, dunno what really because i'll never see that kind of money in my life nor a check with that many zeroes
>>39625079
buy an island and make it my own country
>>39641517
The "international community" will never allow you to do that
Hmm, I guess I'd just buy a helicopter, redecorate home, a chunk on investing and a chunk on donating.
I don't really need faggot rich-only stuff like hoverboards and goPro and iPhones and shit
>>39625079
Stop going to work. Progress my hobbies.
>>39637937
That would be extremely foolish
>>39625079
Finance anime that panders to me specifically. Give a few of my favorite authors money to finish their fucking books faster. Set up a few trust funds for my old HS friends and the local library, making sure they always have new computers and the newest shit plenty in stock, also upgrade their building so it isn't so shitty. Buy house in the woods and make it self sufficent, but with good internet so I can keep shit posting forever. Invest the rest and live off the interest until I die from a drug OD, in which case my money goes to a few people and a few other local organizations like the food pantry, library, and homeless shelters.
>>39641543
>abiding by UN rules
UN dignitaries will be shot on sight. Everyone not a citizen of my country will be shot on sight and melted against the fences.
>>39641825
And you would be hit with missiles and sent to Guantanamo Bay
Quit my job and buy a one way plane ticket to eastern Europe and fuck 9/10 eurotrash chicks while drinking champagne and eating caviar every day.
>>39625079
buy a lot of pizzas
>>39625079
Buy a really nice grand piano and build a music studio. Teach kids music. Make sure everyone in my family is taken care of and my friends. Try to help my city and the poor people who have nothing. I'm not poor but not rich. A 100m wouldn't do much for me cause I don't have any big desires. I'd buy some nice shoes and a couple cars and a cozy little house I can call my own. Other than that, I'd spend my time and money making other people happy. Help them because nobody else does. Everyone needs support.
travel the world and drink myself to death while doing it and impregnating as much women as i can
>>39625079
I would just pay off all of my loans and then use the rest to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
>>39642330
faggot
>>39641807
faggot
>>39641671
based
>>39641517
based
>>39641256
faggot
>>39641160
faggot
>>39640112
only true answer in this thread
>>39639998
nice
>>39639997
normie movie tier
>>39639786
absolutely fucking based
>>39638366
nice and comfy
>>39638348
self hating worthless faggot
>>39638258
second best answer
>>39625079
I'd most likely just spend the rest of my life being a very fancy NEET
Live a modest life devoted to science, attend top universities, and become a renaissance man. The only wealth I seek is knowledge and wisdom.
pls gib money pl0x, im a starving college student w/ big dreams.
12 hour fuck-fest with the most beautiful escort I can find
Build a castle on a cold, secluded island
Invest a large portion to stay rich for the rest of my days
Buy some dapper all black brooding-recluse outfits
Hire 6 gorgeous females to be my live-in maids and sex toys
Keep them in line with sublte psychological abuse, rumours, and favouritism to keep them politiking against each other
Replace them when they start to get on my nerves
Spend my days in solitude as a rich NEET, whilst getting my dick wet when I feel like it
>>39630741
of course but anon is a retarded daydreamer who can't see life as anything more than a wageslave job
give most of it to various homeless shelters and free speech advocacy groups, then buy a rural home with lots of land and an urban apartment building. I'd live in the rural one most of the time, growing various things, and rent out all but one apartment in the urban property, just so I have somewhere to stay when I feel like being in a city
ok are you all fucking faggots? OP said 100 MILLION USD, not 60k, so why the fuck are you investing and not just immediately retiring and living off it, its practically unlimited money
and dont give me that retarded shit: "rich people do it so i'd too"
fuck you none of you are robots