How old was your mom when you were born?

Very unoriginally 21

>>39621362
He is probably wondering if becoming a robot has anything to do with women having kids at a later age.

>>39621337
39. I want to die
I growed with no father obviously

>>39621362
To determine your likelihood to have been born with autism

Once a woman hits 30 the risk starts to increase

My mom had me when she was 33, I'm likely on the spectrum.

62
dad was 37, and i'm now 24 and my mom is basically a grandma without grandkids.

>>39621337
Low thirties.
>>39621383
You mean autism, champ.

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38.
No wonder I was born autistic and with health problems.

>>39621404
Jesus Christ, what was your dad thinking

Was he just a massive loser or did he have an old lady fetish?

>>39621421
my mom looked like a hot 50 year old milf and dad just wanted to smash, needles to say he fucked up and she got fucking pregnant at 62.
he never had a wife but fucked everything that moved so he stayed single until i happened.

So it's not too late for me, lads?

>>39621337
16
Only got to get to know my dad when I was about 24. He and my mum were together for a few weeks in highschool.

>>39621441
does she have any children from a previous partner?

>>39621337
26

awseoinvieowpa

37, dad was 40. no wonder I'm fucked genetically.

42 and my dad was 50.

Autism

>>39621441
I don't think that's biologically possible. I'm pretty sure no women over 60 have ever conceived naturally.

18.
She always told me to not get kids at such a young age, but she doesn't have to worry. I'm turning 26 this year and I haven't even held hands with a girl. I don't really even want to anymore. I lost all interest in romance and sex years ago.

>>39621528
World record is 66

My own mother was 31

32. I was the youngest of 6 brothers so I probably slid out all nice and smooth like.

>>39621337
>birthed me when she was 12
We dont have a good relationship and i refuse to ever go see her. Its been a decade and will continue onward.

>>39621403
This desu senpai. The welfare of the baby is dependent on a whore's body. This is why guys want younger girls by instinct.

...39

am I an autism now

>>39621337
17.
Lived with my grandparents while she went out getting drunk and shit.
Whenever we were together she was unnecessarily strict and my grandparents hated it...
She's better now. She's a high school teacher

>>39621337
...19
originally originallo fuckinghell

>>39621570
Was she a child prostitute or something?

40

Yes, I'm originally autistic

13. I never knew her and was raised by my grandparents.

>>39621337
22 or 23

original comment

Mom was 27 and dad was 32.

>>39621337
41
i have problems socializing but i'd say i'm ways off from being autistic

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>>39621337
21, she is still confused to this day as my sister.

This thread kinda fills me with hope, since I'm a gfless 26 year old but I'm at least average looking.

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i dont even know old is my mom

Mum was 42 but almost 43 when i was born, my dad was 58 (the sixteen year age gap surprisingly worked out well). It's probably why I got autism, neither of my siblings who were born in her 30's have it. I managed to get the retard genes.

25, father was the same age.
I feel bad having passed the age my parents had children, and I have not even kissed a girl.
I wish I could give them grandchildren.

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>>39621747
>confused
yeah so am I.

>>39621337
26 when she had me, 24 when she had my oldest brother, 28 when she had my youngest sister. IMO that's about the perfect age for kids, you're not still fresh out of high school / college but still young enough that my parents were ever to old to do anything. 22 now and her being about to hit 50 seems insane to me. Like some people I knew had parents that had them at 50, I have one friend whose dad was 57 and the mom was 53 when he was born.

>>39621983
He means people think his mom is his sister. Used to happen a lot to me and my sister as well. My mom would pick us up from school and teachers and other moms asked her if she was our big sister.

32 when she met my loser father.her first husband had dumped her schizoprenic ass and took his daughter with him.I met my half sister when I was 28

36, have two older siblings though. (2 and 4 years older)
Parents got together in highschool

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This is gonna be fucking weird but 14

I legitimately remember the day my mom was able to drink legally. I'm 22 now

38 yrs also I'm the product of incest , pretty sure this is why I'm fucked mentally

>>39621337
She was 24. I am 24 and i've not told her yet that i do not want kids. Well i have but she didnt take me seriously, she thought it was a joke and laughed it off. She will not be happy.
I despise how its expected, its just assumed that everyone wants to.

I fucking hate kids, i always have. No way i want my vagina destroyed by a fucking child coming out of it.

Why you would want to bring a child into this horrible fucking world is beyond me. Its a cursing the poor thing to a life of suffering in an increasingly chaotic and fucked up world.

I'll pass on the kids, thanks.

>>39621337
11
For the longest time I thought she was my older sister and my Grandma was my mom, didn't find out the truth till I was 18. It's still weird as hell.

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>>39622182
doubt doubt doubt

>>39622093
Holy fucking shit i found the ultimate robot

38, dad was 47. No wonder I'm an autist.

mom 19, dad 21. They ran away from home together and never went to college. Everything turned out pretty well in terms of our lives considering that.

>>39621337
about 41 f.a.m

>>39621337
she was about 20-21. fresh off college.

i'm not deformed and i'm kinda good looking. but they rushed and now they're divorced.

>>39621441
how are you not clinically dead?

>>39621337
Either 28 or 29

Mom was 29. But my grandma had my mom when she was 15.

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39. Doctors said she wasn't supposed to be able to have kids, but i was still somehow born. You can imagine how much of a fuckup i am.

>>39622345
Literally nobody fucking cares

>>39621337
43 desu. I was a mistake

>>39622503
You cared enough to get angry at his post specifically, in a thread full of similar posts. What's wrong with you?

40 i was an accident not original

>>39621337
20

I'm perfectly healthy, just on the skinny side.

Still ugly though

>>39621337
34
Dad was 40

>>39622138
Yeah i agree with you and my mom reacted the exact same way when i tried to tell her.

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>>39621337
42 originalorino

>>39621337
mine was 35

>>39622503
i was mildly interested while reading his post desu
42 for me

39.
But the thing is, if your mom wants multiple children at least one of the siblings will be born late.

No one has kids until at least 25 anymore because it's not feasible.

>>39621403
The risk is only nominal when your mother is over 35. Your autism is your own problem.

>>39621337
21 years old

im a 23 year old autist now

>>39621337
42
Father was 52 but he didn't stay around long

44, and she was a single mother. What do I get?

40, and an 'old' 40 at that. Strangers would routinely call her my grandma.

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>>39621337
24, my dad was also the same age, they started dating at 18.

I'm 22 neet virgin weeb.

>>39622945
same on the grandma thing

>15

Mom was trying to drown me in the bathtub. My grandma had to bust down the door.

>>39621337
She was 35. No wonder I ended up with a long list of disabilities.

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>>39621337
>19, my father was local mafioso criminal
>tfw 25 KHV

My mom was 32 when I was born and all throughout childhood my dad denied I was his because I look different from my dad and all my siblings. I inherited all of his health problems, though.

>>39621337
33
I have aspergers
originally

>>39623120
God I love that art style. Just look at the effect the artist creates with his hair, with just a few highlights.
The whole thing is very aesthetic

37, my dad was 48

>>39622625
Jontron has that jew bogpill look in that picture. Look at the way his chin and cheeks and nose are sticking off his face.

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>>39621337
>20
sure i dont have autism but the lack of father figure and upbirnging by her bitchy and immature self really fucked me over
pretty sure im schizotypal or something

My grandma had 4 kids by the time she was 22. Grandad got the snip so she would stop getting pregnant.

My mum had me at 25ish. She's late 40s now and divorced

>>39623120
are you the person that always claims to be a khv because everyone is scared of your gangster dad

>>39621337
dad 34 mom 32

41 fuck you original comment you piece of a fucking shit

>>39621337
both parents 34

My mom was 22

Mom 20, dad 18.

22 and so was my dad. Which means when they were my age now (28) they would have had a 6 year old son already. Feels weird because I'm a manchild KHV hahahahaha

hahshsjahhahahahahaha

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>>39622257
Whenever me and my mom go out to drink people think we're dating. It fucking sucks but we're really close because of how young we both are, we do everything together, whether it's going to the gym or drinking or whatever. It's awesome knowing it's legitimately possible to die of natural causes with my mom, and she has accepted the fact that we'll be growing old together.

It has its drawbacks, but when I think about it, it's so fucking cool knowing she'll likely be in my life forever

Trying not to blog here but it's really cool

Married at 26. Had me at 27.
>Tfw I'm 27 and a kv
I've lived as long as it took them to have a full life with various relationships and jobs and degrees and I've had none of it.

>>39625600
>>39622093
Lad is your mom still single?

>>39621337

She was 43, dad was 45 or so

Guys, don't do this

>>39625714
I would be a good stepdad friendo

>>39625729
I would never let someone from 4chan touch my mom

>>39625739
So then she is still single

>>39625761
Yeah but no robots allowed

She was 30 and my dad 28.
I'm a 30yr-old autist now and still live with my parents.
Life is good.

26 when she had me and my sister. 23 when she had my older brother.

>>39625832
I am a normalfag anon

>>39621337
Early 40's and my dad was 'round early 50's

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>>39621337
37 I think that is part of why I'm so fucked up.

my parents were both 28

35. I blame this for the autisms. Dad was 40.

>>39622182
Ted Bundy had a similar family situation. He was told his grandmother was his mother and his actual mother was his sister.

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She was 26, and now I'm 30 with no kids. But at least I wished her a happy birthday today.

21
>had older brother at a month shy of 18
>dad was thirty something
>grow up poor
>vow to never have children until i can pay for them to live not in poverty
>tfw 31 and childless
enjoy not having grandkids mom :^)

My mom was 20. She's 43 now

Regarding autism, maternal age does not appear to be a factor, but advanced paternal age can and there does appear to be a slightly increased risk of autism in babies born to fathers over the age of 40.

>>39621337
if i dont fuck salma hayek by the end of this sentence im going on a spree

>>39621404
I'm calling b8. No way a woman can get pregnant at 62

>>39626112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_over_age_50
>In the United States, between 1997 and 1999, 539 births were reported among mothers over age 50 (four per 100,000 births), with 194 being over 55.
>The oldest mother to date to conceive, was 71 years, and the youngest mother, 5 years old. According to statistics from the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority, in the UK more than 20 babies are born to women over age 50 per year through in-vitro fertilization with the use of donor oocytes (eggs)

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I'm the byproduct of 4 generations of incest, my parents were twins.

>>39626266
Is that why you're on r9k?

>>39621337
40
All my younger siblings had major developmental issues and 1 downie younger sib

Dad was 36

26, but I still have a mild case of the 'tism.

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>>39621337
32 or 33.

I was technically removed therefore not born

17, Stacy af

19, the same age I am now. She got knocked up in college, they got married, my dad turned out to be an abusive asshole, who is now in prison for what he did to my mom and me.

>>39621337
>tfw youre adopted so i woudnt know

19
Pretty poor growing up, but that isn't really an issue seeing how much people had it worse here.

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30 and I have no autism. Been tested.

>>39621337
28. she's now 50, and she's not as strong as she was.

How do you guys face the fact that as you grow older, they are growing old as well, and you know what I mean what happens next. It always scares me especially because im living abroad visits home like once a year.

>>39626657
my mom has been ill for the last decade ~40 to ~50
the seizures have really done a number on her brain function.
>tfw youre really feeling the heat about not having a grandchild for her because she could easily croak at any min.

>>39621337
37. She already had three other kids before me, and all of those kids had fathers who left so they were put into adoption. I stayed with her though but it sucked balls. Growing up in poverty was no fun.

Mom was 37, Dad was 39. Many such cases.

>>39626657
It hurts. I love my mom.

>>39626657
become a doctor and care for her

>>39621337
41 I think. I honestly don't know how old she is. I do think I'm on the spectrum though

>>39622124
Have you ever fucked your mom?

>>39627500
Not everyone can be a doctor you know.

>>39625600
This is the only bright side of birthing at 14.

I hope you have your mom and she has you until that very end of your lives. You have a good life anon.

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ITT neets justify their social inadequacy by blaming their moms.

Seriously, stop pretending autism exists, it's just being too dumb to learn the social code.

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Mine was 39. And I came out alpha.

>>39627720
That and lifting some heavy shit and trying to look at least half decent.

39, dad was 45. She died from stomach cancer when I was 13.
>>39623054
Was she sleeping around?
>>39626235
Looks like cripplechan hebe wasn't bullshitting on a girl's age to get pregnant.

>>39626536
Hello my felloe mistale

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30 and I came out with literal Asperger's syndrome.

>>39621337
30, she had severe MS and I was taken out of her custody immediately. Family never met the father so I was raised by my grandma who I just call mom now.
>tfw your mother was likely too mentally unfit to consent having sex with your father

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>>39627786
did we meet before?

>>39621337
39. My parents were together 15 years and only decided to have me when they moved to a abo and druggie infested shithole and divorced two years later. Life sucks

>>39621337
iirc she was 21

>>39627691
if you love your mother you will

>>39621420
What kind of health problems?

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>>39621527
Uncanny I'm exactly the same. How on earth did they think it was a good idea?

38. Parrents were married for 14 years, then i was born and they divorced. And that was quite stupid of them. They satisfied their lust to reproduce but did care what would become of me. egoistical monkeys.

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I turned out better than average though

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33
pretty sure i had a twin die in utero

>>39621337
My mom was 26 when I was born

She was 17. She was 19 when my Chad brother was born

She was 20. But who cares?

>>39621337
21,
divorced dad when i was 5 then left me to the grandparents

28 just coming up to 29

>>39626657
Mine was also 28 when she had me and is 50 now. She is very scatter-brained, which annoys the fuck out of me most of the time because she always forgets important things or just generally acts like an fucking idiot.

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>>39626266
Found a pic of anon

>>39626266
Holy fuck anon. That means your parents basically selfcested and created another twin sibling essentially

Do you have any genetic defects or anything?

>>39621337
They were both 21 when they had me and 19 turning 20 when they had my older brother. They were kids raising kids so they really had no idea what they were doing and I turned out to be shit. Haha I hate myself.

29, I was the last of 4.

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>35
>smoked while pregnant
>got me circumsized

I lost before I even got a chance to begin.

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>>39626031
>1998 was 19 years ago
fug

>>39621337
15. She was one of those whores. My mother had a child earlier than I have even held hands with a woman.

She's 35 now, for the record.

>>39623054
Well thats fucked anon. How was your childhood?

>>39621337
38, and dad was 39


I never stood a chance.

>>39621337
27
It's the perfect age for giving birth to a healthy child. To bad she was on cocaine all the time when she was pregnant.

>>39621337
to old to have children

>>39632567
and you're 20? is she hot?

>>39621337
30 in 1993, would explain my mental illness

i want to say in their late 20's

i'm 29 they're 62

28
Dad was 26
r8

>>39634609
Same here I don't even exist

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