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>20 >doing algebra last night at 2:30 A.M. and get message

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>20
>doing algebra last night at 2:30 A.M. and get message from 8/10 friend
>she asks if she can call me
>say yes
>we talk for an hour and decide to go on a milkshake run
>she picks me up
>we head over to Cookout (shitty food but 10/10 milkshakes)
>closed
>then we head over to McDonald's
>we park and see if the lobby is open
>before we get out the car she says I'm attractive and kisses me
>I sit there for a second while she gets out
>we walk up and it's closed so we go drive thru
>"Sorry Suh but da machine is broke and in cleaning"
>fucking big big cant even get her excuse straight
>we go to quiktrip (run of the mill gas station
>she kisses me again but this time makes out with me
>4 mins pass
>we get out and get Icees
>she drives me back to my house
>she takes off her seatbelt
>let's call her Blondie
>"Blondie why did you take off your seatbelt?
>"Because I wanted to do this anon"
>full-on makeout sesh ensues with her hand guiding mine to her boobs
>holy shit
>She then wants to give me head
>say "Why not?" Like the beta I am
>she stops and asks "can I ride you?"
>she's 4'3" so it's easy for her to get on top
>she does and we fuck for 10 minutes
>the moans were 10/10
>I cum inside (Bc for the win!)
>We say our goodbyes and I walk in to my house
>"I just had sex" by The Lonely Island plays in my head
>Can't believe it.
>Still can't.
>mfw I didn't even get a milkshake
>
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>>39621006
You had sex with a dwarf
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>>39621006
Congrats you can no longer use this board
>>>/lgbt/
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>>39621017
Not a dwarf just short af probably not 4'3" but I suck at estimating
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>>39621017
Either that or she was 8
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>>39621026

>the milkshake run

more like

>the midget run
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>>39621026
4'3 is is around how tall an 8 year old would be anon...
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>>39621006
Im happy for you man
You seem genuinely happy
You did what most of us dream about congrats anon
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>>39621103
Maybe when he said 8/10 he meant 8yrs old
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OP, which one is "blondie"?

Pic related.
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>>39621103
>>39621137
>8 year olds are driving now

Society has gone down the drain
>>
>>39621137
>tfw no qt 8yrs/10yr old gf
>>
Cut OP Some slack. So what if he's into degenerated dwarves.
>>
OP fucked an 8 year old and didn't even get a milkshake. Just another night on r9k
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