>walk into your sister's room >see this What do you do?

Close the door and start rubbing her between her legs.

>>39620384
I'd immediately apologize to Finland.

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live in Turkey

>>39620384
Elevate my turret and enter her hatch

Ask her what she is doing with my tank.

Ask her what she is doing with my tank. Take my tank back to my room. Invade Poland.

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>>39620384
you're forgetting one thing i walked with this though.

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>>39621284
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes 280mm gun*

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>>39621669
>>39621284
>dives you
nothin personnel, Tovarisch.

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>>39621682
>blocks your path
Ppsh... it's just too easy

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>>39621717
>I destroy towers and planes
>And I'm all out of towers
*activates X-laser rays*

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Praise her excellent taste in self-propelled guns.
Also, wonder how I suddenly got a sister.

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>>39620384
Take no prisoners, Order 227 is enabled.

>>39620384
I'd bring my kv-2 out and blast it to pieces

>*unzips wunderwaffen*

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why is it winking at me

>>39623594
she wants it, anun

>>39621669
Look up P1500 "Monster"

>>39620384
My heart would stop because seeing/hearing girls in close proximity to military history is my dream

Cool tank sis

>>39621669
That shit would have been easy target from planes and couldnt even get past a bridge

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>>39620384
>teleports behind you
URAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>>39621669
hitler was a fucking moron

>>39623665
This is so stupid, instead of creating massive tanks the nazis should have made 100km/h capable 105mm gun panzer 4's if they wanted to overengineer so much.

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>>39620384
>blocks your path
>fucking turns you into jelly

>>39620384
>delete with 76mm APCBC into the drivers port killing the driver, gunner, and commander

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>>39624767
Are you questioning the superiority of the Ger-*explodes*

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>>39620384
Are you questioning the superiority of the Ger-*explodes*, killing you and leveling the surrounding buildings

>>39620384
go inside, make it nice and comfy with blankets and an assortment of snacks and beverages, chill in my StuG III

>>39625416
That wasnt close to the worst german aircraft.
But they also had some of the best and most advanced ones

>>39623847
Too bad, most of women dont have any slight interest in history, let alone ww2 vehicles. Went to to both RAF and Duxford museum (to see the airshow) this year , and most women were there because of their husbands or parents, damn even the women who worked there didnt have any interest in the area they were working and only did it for the money. The best man who worked there that knew everything was an elder black man who loved his job, props for him

>>39624767
Tank was so heavy, even the small preview figure had mobility issues