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this is going to be a long story
>be me
>11 years old
>in cub scouts
>transfer to boy scouts
>like half the troop is autistic
>theres a kid named dawson
>after the tv show dawsons creek
>fucking hamplanet
>220 pounds (thats what he ADMITTED to)
>he's autistic as fuck
>be youngest in troop so get the duty of sleeping in the same tent as dawson
>first night of my first outing
>lying in tent
>dawson starts talking about catching his own farts on fire by himself and roasting marshmallows on it
>next day
>troop plays zombie tag at this old army base near our campsite
>actually really fun
>enter sam
btw this is my first greentext so this might take a while
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>>39618434
Sounds like a good ol' Tard story!
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>>39618434
>sam is the most autistic kid ive ever met
>spends most of his time muttering unfunny memes to himself
>best friends with dawson
>so anyways
>playing this game
>been going on for a while now
>only a few people are infected
>sam is one of them
>base, called fort flagler is multi level
>sam runs to top where grass is
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>>39618489
>sam is running
>slow as fuck though, and even my fatass 11 yr old self could outrun him easily
>running alongside sam just to fuck with him
>sam lunges for me
>i run faster
>sam collapses on ground and doesn't get up
>poke sam
>mutters some gibberish
>asks me to get him his water bottle
>seeing no danger, i agree
>he hungrily gulps down all his water
>no movement for like 10 minutes
>bring troopmates over to laugh about this
>sam fucking leaps up
>"now that im HYDRATED WATCH OUT" he screams
>he gives a fucking shrek roar
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>>39618572
>fast forward to end of game
>we get back to entrance
>dawson brang a fucking bag of cookies on this activity
>sam growls
>i want one
>dawson doesnt give
>sam forgets about it
>sam looks at water bottle
>sam sees its empty
>forgets that he drank it
>gets REALLY angry because he thinks that someone drank it
>spends the whole hike back making threats
>everybody makes fun of him
>i feel kinda bad for this tard
>only kinda
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>>39618434
>>39618489
>>39618572
>>39618627
a very long story indeed.
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>>39618627
>enter elliot
>elliot is my age, from the same cub scout pack
>make fun of him a lot for being a tard
>hes still my friend
>we get back
>everyone is playing with sticks
>he tries to wrestle a stick from the most fucking muscular guy in our troop
>ohshit.jpg
>elliot gets whacked
>screams "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs
>starts crying and runs into forest
>everybody dismisses him
>continue stick fighting
>sam goes into forest to find elliot
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Ok, OP. This better be a good story.
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Why don't people ever prewrite these things?
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OH FUCK I NEED TO LEAVE welp ill repost and complete tomorrrow sorry im fucking retarded
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Bump
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>>39618936
if this is really you please link this thread
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