Chris Chan gets a gf

>The sweetheart search is over.
Sounds awfully familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqFsLmGSFPM

>>39617506
>the sweetheart search is over
Just like it was over the other 3 or 4 times. This is just another set-up to a huge joke later down the line.

Calling it here, folks.

>respect her as you would respect me
Chis, buddy, I-

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>The moment everything changed

>>39617822
William is always the highlight of the comments

>>39617506

wtf she looks normal

This cannot be real.

>>39617738

Chris can't even form coherent sentences. He just starts talking and hopes it leads somewhere. kek

>>39617673
This, we have seen the great lengths trolls would go to too fuck with chris

>>39618074
Idk if this one is a troll. I have a feeling she is genuine, or at least suffering through a pretend relationship for a very short time to "help" Chris in some way... something she's always trying to do. "Help"0

but Chris is most definitely going to scare her away, if the rest of the internet does't do it first

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>>39618163

She has seen Chris at his worst and still wants to be with him.

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for anyone with questions

I used to follow CWC but I'm tired.

This is a troll. Chris knows it's a troll. Chris is untrollable at this point. He's likely being paid to go along with this, so some bored losers could claim they were part of a saga.

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>Chris is having cybersex and phone sex with this girl
>THIS girl

>>39618398
God is dead.
We killed him.
Fuck

>>39618388
>Chris is untrollable at this point.
lol no. Chris trolls Chris once a week at this point.

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>>39618398
>tfw i look ten times better than chris
>tfw im wayyy smarter than chris
>tfw ive got way more money than chris
>tfw still can't get gf
>tfw im forever alone perma virgin

>tfw this fucking disgusting mentally fucked golum of a human who pretends to be a girl gets 32 GGs rubbed in his face on demand because he made a kikebook post.

fuck this gay earth...

>>39619261

where did you find her bra size m8?

>>39619284
once you see enough you can judge.

>>39619313

I just looked through her profile and she's a titty monster.

There's no chance this is real.... r-right guys?

>>39619589
please post link so i can see

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>>39619261
I don't get it, every pot has a lid but where is mine?
Why am I being left out?

>>39619261
Just get cyberbullied hard and become a tranny.

It's an actual thing. ED has a page on it called TITS (Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome)

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haha good for Chris, this is what you fucks deserve for tormenting him

>>39619906
>haha good for Chris
Just you wait.

>>39619261

Envy is a cancer that eats away at the soul.

>>39620120
So is not having a qt gf when even CHRIS CHAN OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET managed to get one

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>>39620120
noo, envy isn't cancer. being denied any sort of respectable quality pussy your entire life only to wonder on /r9k/ one day to see the lowest male lifeform on planet earth pick up a solid 7 with 9-10 tits at the drop of a fucking facebook post. THATS FUCKING CANCER!

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>>39619261
>tfw you realize ChrisChan is a more competent person than you

>>39620172
>>39620292

Pity titties are appealing to you?

>>39619261
>putting all of your self-worth on whether you get laid or not
I'm not saying it's not important, but that's just plain unhealthy.

>>39620423

Well it is a human beings sole biological purpose.

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I think this is it. this is the straw that broke the camels back. i think im done longing over women. how can i be attracted to something that constantly throws itself onto piles of shit like this. Fuck it, IM DONE.

>>39620406
Certainly more appealing than none at all

>>39620501
i hope youre trolling. i hope everyone is fully self aware itt.

>>39620570
>self aware
>self awareness

when will this stupid meme die?

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>posted years ago in a cwc thread that if he ever actually got a gf before me i would kill myself

i didn't think this day would actually come

Chris chan? More like Chris chad

I'm glad r9k is here to wallow with me

>>39617506
Im glad I went back to r9k just to see this.
Hope its legitimate this time

anyone remember when he "lost his virginity" by buying a pro a gift basket.

>>39620772
>Hope its legitimate this time
you know its not

>>39620488
>not setting out and defining your own goals in life
Pathetic.

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Chris makes grotesque "art" and gets money.
Chris gets a pretty girl...

I seriously want to die. This makes me more of an atheist. This makes me wish for death. i'm going to call a suicide hotline.

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>>39620813
Just be yourself, Chris got a gf because he remained true to his authentic self.

can someone please for the love of god link me to her fb account i can't find it for some reason.

>>39620861

Go on Chris' facebook, she's commented on several of his most recent posts.

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>even EGGMAN can find love

>>39620603

Well, no one likes a fucking liar. Get to it.

>sweetheart
>not heartsweet
It's like you're new or something

>>39620813
you have to ascend ,become a better you

>>39617506
I hope that North Korea nukes the shit out of us. end our misery already mister Kim

>>39620885
Eggman is over 6ft and has an 8inch dick

>>39620885
even eggman is a catch compared to chris

Am I literally the only person on this fucking planet that can't find gf/sex?

I'm just going to off myself. Fuck this.

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To think she fell in love with this man

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>>39621208
I won't fucking believe this "relationship" until these two take a pic kissing together.

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>>39621257
You better believe it, anon. Chris Chan is going to have his daughter long before you get laid

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>>39621307
This cannot be.

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>Chris-Chan got something he can barely call his girlfriend
>I don't

Maybe it's time to hit those helium tanks after all

>>39621307
I'm making it my life goal to fuck Crystal while Chris is playing with his lego in the next room

>>39617506

does this come across as too-good-to-be-true for chris? im skeptical.

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Daily reminder that this guy has a girlfriend and you do not.

>>39622007

>posts that hurt to acknowledge.

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>>39619313
Bullshit. What size are these