Funny, isn't it?

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Anon 1: I'm dead.
Anon 2: You look remarkably animated for a cadaver.
Anon 1: No, inside.
Anon 2: Has a woman stolen your heart?
Anon 1: Ha, never!
Anon 2: Why, are you a virgin?
Anon 1: No, but I've only been with one woman legally.
Anon 2: Were the rest prostitutes?
Anon 1: No, I raped them.
[both laugh]
Anon 2: A fine wit you have.
Anon 1: And they say wit is a sign of intelligence.
Anon 2: Well, you've proven them wrong.
Anon 1: I'll have you eat your words.
Anon 2: I could only eat them if they were minced and I'm no butcher. But tell me, why are you so upset?
Anon 1: My dog died.
Anon 2: Was she a bitch?
Anon 1: Yes.
Anon 2: Then what's the problem?


You kinda have to be smart to appreciate it.