embitiay (aka the infamous mbti)

>>39601063
taurus mercury retrograde reporting in

orig, somehow

>>39601122
>taurus mercury retrograde
>not orig
wew

orig

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>>39601063
First for INFP.
Life's good.

>>39601419
>Life's good.
can you elaborate?

>>39601063
INTP here
>tfw you tried chasing what I thought was an ENTJ girl thinking you could get to her emotional side but it never happened and you just ended up emotionally destroyed when she bullied you daily for weeks

REEEE

>>39601588
>she bullied you daily for weeks
its like you didnt enjoy

>>39601604
>its like you didnt enjoy
I did at first butit ended up very cruel near the end and she didn't stop.

Now I want to purge all Fi users from the planet.

>>39601419
INFP here, but life sucks.

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>>39601710
well as a Fi user, i find this rather offensive

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>>39601063
INFJ 1w2 here, who else /INFJandkillingit?/ Life's become more and more easy-mode by the day!

>>39601766
>INFJ 1w2
arent you supposed to be fighting for justice? you homo

>>39601821
Why the hate, friendo? Something going wrong in your life? What's your type?

>>39601744
>well as a Fi user, i find this rather offensive
Nothing personnel kid, it's just the time has come to cull the selfish and self-centred that hold us back.

>>39601841
I-INTJ 8w7 sir!

>>39601859
you want some theme music with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4JXvP-yHbw

>>39601869
Well, son, all you need to fix your life is go up to God, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake and ask him to give your life meaning! Memes aside, why the hate man? You know this won't accomplish anything, right?

>>39601929
>told im 8w7
>asks why the hate
i thought the summer was over

>>39601907
Thanks anon, I'll make sure you get a good spot in the Fi camps.
I can't bring myself to kill you though so just enjoy a happy but infertile life until you all die without leaving any more Fi behind.

>>39601950
Looking at type 8 I'd advise you to cull your natural edges and take up a more positive mindset anon.

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>>39601961
>I'll make sure you get a good spot in the Fi camps

>>39601766
I'm unsure but I think remember being 5w6, INTP
>tfw life's becoming more and more hard-mode by the day as I slowly slip into total isolation from getting fed up with all the bullshit I have to deal with if I try to socialise

>>39601987
im glad that they dont pay you for this

>>39602019
What's your position in life anon? Student/ job/ NEET?

>>39602039
Been NEET for 2 years, about to start uni for Marine Biology.
I want to pilot deep ocean research submarines so I can run as far away as possible from all human contact to the crushing darkness of the ocean depths.

But ironically to do that I need to interact with people before I can run away from them.

>>39602078
Just remember that interaction with normies is a temporary thing. Learn some small talk, basic body language etc. and keep all your interactions to a minimum. Get as many good grades, accolades and extracurriculars as possible and you can let them do the talking for you for the most part.

>>39602078
>Marine Biology
kek

>>39602127
Why the kek anon?

>>39602039
>What's your position in life anon?
who let this normie in?

>>39602139
some episode from seinfeld

funny shit

>>39602144
I let myself in anon. And technically, everyone has a position in life. What's yours?

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>>39602207
GEEEETT OUUUUUTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omirig

>>39602381
Why the anger anon? Are you unsatisfied or ashamed of your life? It's O.K. to open up every once in a while. What type are you?

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Are INFJs the most passionate and emotional type?

>>39601494
Don't know, I just really like being alive. I've been through the "I want to die" thing too, mind you.
Honestly, the only thing INFP males are really bad at is getting a girlfriend. Everything else, we're pretty good at. We INFPs are social chameleons, we can blend into almost every social circle and pick out the people we like. Every INFP probably has been told how he appears somewhat cold and distanced to the outside. It's just a protective mechanism for us, basically all INFPs have insanely high EQs, they subconciously know which people they should maintain an emotional distance from, which people are worth being around and which people deserve to be raised into their inner cirle, where the stereotypical INFP, the devoted, supportive, philosophical, loving and caring friend who shows up at your door at 4 am if you have trouble, resides. Talking to normies, or anyone, really, is retardedly easy, we're insanely good at feigning interest without anybody noticing and carrying on a conversation with as little words as possible. While the person we're in a conversation in is talking about his Harry Potter-tier normie stuff, we prefer to check out that nice ass behind them and just reply with one-liners that keep them talking. I've done that so many times and it just works, it's literally no effort for a huge profit. Also, INFPs tend to have great humour, ranging from the most autistic 4chan memes to the most dumb children jokes and normies love people they can laugh with.
On top of that, Te is an insanely good inferior function to have. It's our big red emergency directive button that allows us to get shit done with crazy efficiency and assertiveness.

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>>39602739
holy shit son
whose gonna read that?

>>39602739
Cont.
Also. If you look at our function stack, you'll notice that it's seemingly designed about getting to know people and understanding how they work, when I talk with somebody, I essentially put all the information I get off what they said, put it an a drawer with the person's name on it and analyze it to create a picture of how this person works. This is why we're often compared to unpaid therapists by our friends, we just know how people work, it's ingrained into our brains. We were the advisors of the greatest people of humanity, of great kings and great thinkers. Oh, and we can also be surprisingly witty cunts.

>>39602739
>we're pretty good
>pick out the people we like
>insanely high EQ
>>39602739
>which people deserve to be raised into their inner cirle
>great humour
>get shit done with crazy efficiency and assertiveness
>we just know how people work
>were the advisors of the greatest people
>surprisingly witty
its funny you forgot to mention about your ego tho

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>>39602860
I'll bite, have that sweet (you).
Strong argument, my man. I said that INFPs actually have pretty desirable soft skills that are definitely worth something this world, both regarding work and interpersonal contact and that live actually doesn't have to be horrible for them. I can't stand that defeatism any longer, someone's got to take up the cudgels for INFPs. But it looks like you'd rather cry in your room about how horrible everything is, right?
I should really try to get off this forsaken board once and for all.

>>39602739
>>39602790
>Fi fag has a huge ego and only comes in to talk about himself
Holy shit INFP people are the fucking worst, go die already.

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>>39603180
>live
kys my man

>mfw INFP singlehandedly kills a thread

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>>39603744
>>>tfw anon is a complete sack of shit faggot and didn't sage thread

>>39603744
INFP's: when will they ever learn?

>>39603779
Why would I sage when instead I can make you ragey

>>39603744
>>39603779
>>39603834
>>39603852
OP here. i want all of you to get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ-Z_DW0AuE

>>39603922
The dubs speaketh truth, but I won't go; just commenting on the inability of the INFP to process new, objective information due to inferior Te.

>>39601063
oh cool neckbeard horoscopes
I've always gotten INTP

What's the worst type and why is it ISFP?

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>>39602641
> the most '''''''passionate''''' and '''''emotional''''' cunt
Fixed that for you :^)

>>39604091
Hey hey hey ENTP, if my horoscopes are correct, it's your type that should fall for INFJ's the quickest. Did one of them hurt you? Did they tell you that your thousand and one ideas are impractical and infantile?

>>39604115
>implying that ENTP avatar fag is really an ENTP at all
Besides INTP x INFJ is a better pair

>>39604158
I disagree. One of my closest friends is an ENTP, and I vibe extremely well with him. One of the girls I've gotten along with the best was probably an ENTP. In fact, according to typology, INTP x INFJ pairings tend to be very one-sided, with the INTP being extremely interested in the INFJ while the INFJ does not reciprocate. If I were looking for a girl I could cuck and use as a slave, I would find myself an INTP girl, but otherwise I would go for ENTP any day.

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>>39604115
>Hey hey hey ENTP, if my horoscopes are correct, it's your type that should fall for INFJ's the quickest. Did one of them hurt you?
I'm assuming that since this ENTP-INFJ thing goes vice and versa, you've proven their actual correctness with the other ENTP already? Oh, I'm sorry, the sight of him dumping you into the trash bin must've been really painful, but what can I do, he just did what he had to do :^)

>>39604184
>INTP x INFJ pairings tend to be very one-sided, with the INTP being extremely interested in the INFJ while the INFJ does not reciprocate.
>If I were looking for a girl I could cuck and use as a slave, I would find myself an INTP girl, but otherwise I would go for ENTP any day.

D-DELETE THIS YOU FUCKER
DELETE IT RIGHT NOW

>>39604187
Not at all. As I've said in another post, I clicked very well with an ENTP girl. What I didn't mention (because there was no need to), is that I dumped her like a sack of bricks when she didn't play nicely. Took the time to destroy her sense of self-worth on the way out. Just interested if your opinion of INFJ's has been formed by a similar interaction.

>>39604214
What's wrong, anon? Recognize your own interactions with the opposite sex in my post?

>>39604229
What do you mean by didn't play nicely?

>>39604229
>Took the time to destroy her sense of self-worth on the way out.
And here I was thinking INFJs were a nice person type.
Truly there are no good people on this earth I can trust.

None of you are alright. Don't wake up tomorrow.

>>39604260
>Hitler
>nice person type
Really gets the noggin joggin.

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>>39604229
>Not at all. As I've said in another post, I clicked very well with an ENTP girl.
>I dumped her like a sack of bricks when she didn't play nicely
Seems like she didnt click that well on you :^)
Lemme guess, you did this out of rage because she cuck'd you into friendzone? My oh my, I'm so sorry for you guys, such emotional and passionate beta-orbiters :^)

>>39604260
Don't you worry anon, I'll wake up. Just for you.
>>39604257
She started deliberately giving mixed signals and attempted to manipulate my emotions. As I was just finishing up a stay abroad during my studies, I picked her over another girl I was basically cucking with the idea of her. I eventually realised that I wouldn't get what I wanted from her, so I lured her in with the standard "do you like me?" response and, when she had answered "as a friend!" I answered "a, thanks for my freedom! I'll go and do my alternatives now!" Never got another message, and she liked all kinds of female empowerment and feely posts on her Facebook for two months afterwards.

>>39604275
See >>39604299 I just decided I had about enough and a friend offered me some other girls. Shame I couldn't take him up on the offer though, had to fly back home on the day he wanted to present them to me.

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>>39604317
Oh wow, I was so accurate, but since my inner Nostradamus is on full power-mode right now, I'm assuming she's already forgot about you! When you'll Fe faggots learn that beta-orbiting isnt a good thing for you?

>>39604362
Oh, it was not me who was the orbiter, my dear friend, not at all! She was just the best looking girl who I had the easiest access to. I had about 3-4 backups, but most of them weren't to my tastes. I regret nothing in dumping her. And I'll ask again: why did you refer to INFJ's as cunts? Did one of us hurt you?

>>39604389
And as an addendum on the forgetting part: yes, being apart for four months when you didn't even know each other that well does tend to do that. You've spotted the foregone conclusion quite nicely. Did get a nice reputation out of that little affair, though, so hey, we're all winners here (except for her).

>>39604158
>Besides INTP x INFJ is a better pair
Tell me more
My oneitis is INFJ

>>39604389
>>39604299
>>39604317
>LARPing as chad on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving imageboard

>>39604420
>Tell me more
I've just seen a few posts in these threads by INFJ girls saying how much they love their INTP bfs and it's often listed as a very good pairing.

>>39604420
See >>39604420 . I think you should give up on your oneitis.
T. INFJ.

>>39604450
Now why do you think that is? Because INTPs make easily cucked and loyal slaves who can and will take a very large amount of punishment willingly.

>>39604435
Hey, I have to spend my time being sick in some way, so why not tell you some fun stories? Also,
>going for the ad hominem. Knew it.

>>39604485
Aren't INTPs supposed to be very emotionally detached and apathetic? That's sounds more like an INFP desu.

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>>39604389
>Oh, it was not me who was the orbiter, my dear friend, not at all!
The fact that you think that way doesn't change the actual reality, and by that I mean, YOU GOT KEK'D HARD BRO :D
>I had about 3-4 backups, but most of them weren't to my tastes.
Well, but since it was HER decision to dump you into friendzone and you had no equal alternatives, I'll say that again, YOU GOT KEK'D TWICE.
Damnit, man, you were appeared so edgy, I've even got quite scared of INFJ-s for some moment, but holy fuck, you're even more pathetic even then INTJ-s! I'm sorry bro, you'd better kys in hopes that in next life you'l get a better type :^)
>Did one of us hurt you?
Why are you so circled around this issue, when there was an ENTP who actually caused your buttblast?
You'd better ask some advice for future, cough cough
>>39604413
>we're all winners here
Damnit, man, but again, as KHV, and you had a pretty solid chance to bang-a-rang some cunts! I'm eager a bit, rly.
>Did get a nice reputation out of that little affair
Telling your friends of that lil story and listening to their approval you considered as a good reputation?

>>39604547
>KEK'D Hard BRO
No, it was her who got Kek'd, because she expected me to hand myself to her on a silver platter.
>Better kys
I don't want to; I'm very happy with my type and where I am.
>ENTP who caused your buttblast
She didn't buttblast me at all; as I've stated already, I wanted to see the girls my friend would present me with, but I had to return home the same day he wanted to show me them. By the way, I think you get the idea I'm buttblasted due to the fact that I spend so much time on the story. I honestly don't care any more about her, but I enjoy telling the story due to her pretty funny behaviour and the fallout it caused. I'm quite proud of myself for that one.
>Circled the issue
I'm not circling any issue; I'm really interested if an INFJ was the cause for that comment.
>I'm eager
You know, you shouldn't be that eager to have sex. Think about your self-respect above all. If you lose your virginity to a girl who took twenty chads in college, that isn't going to do wonders for your self esteem.
>Good reputation
My friends thought it was hilarious, but it didn't affect my standing with them. It did, however, affect my reputation among the ENTP-girl's colleagues, who came to see me (undeservedly) as some kind of hyper-alpha Chad. This I find pretty funny.
I have to give it to you, while your arguments are weak, you are really fun to argue with. No wonder INFJs and ENTPs get along so well.

>>39604544
That's a common confusion, mostly because the other primary Ni-type, INTJ's, are notoriously unexpressive with their emotions. INFJs are deeply emotional, but they only show their deepest emotions to close friends. Fe is actually our secondary function, which is all about recognizing and working with emotions. If an INFJ is unemotional, he is either unhealthy or a mistyped INTJ.

>>39604544
Whoops, fatally misread your question and thought it pertained to INFJ's. INTPs are very emotional creatures under the intellectual covering. INFJs are very good at breaking their armour and accessing their repressed Fe (which is the INFJs secondary function), opening them up for a lot of emotional blackmail and manipulation. INTPs are often willing to tolerate this because they are so interested by their INFJ partner/oneitis.

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INTP here kill yourselves and also if you defend refugees you should also literally kill yourself you fucking commies

fuck

you

retards

fill

post

INTP who lost an INFJ gf
and i'm crashing
hard

>>39604912
INFJ from above here, how did you lose her? What was the relationship like?

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>>39604547
I'd like to be as high as that guy

>>39604950
As high as the guy in the picture, the ENTP or the INFJ? To be honest the guy looks more shellshocked than anything.

>>39604932
>both schizo
>it was magical
>things going great until our insecurities being surfacing
>she tries to pull away and i reassure her
>i try to pull away and she reassures me
>one day she gets tired of me
>break up with her "for good"
>still not sure if she was talking to someone more engaging or if i should have just let things be

>>39604991
Looks like you've become a victim of the infamous INFx door-slam. It's a phenomenon that allows INFx's to ghost someone or end a relationship at the drop of a hat without feeling any remorse about it. Please don't think about it too much, you'll find a nice ESFJ to mother you soon enough.

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>>39604964
Well, I'd like to be as high as he without the losing of a squad buddy and near death experience part then.

>>39605045
guess i'll throw my life away now
thanks for the perspective

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>>39604807
>No, it was her who got Kek'd, because she expected me to hand myself to her on a silver platter.
She friendzoned you bud, she didnt even care about you in the first place. Notice that I've sniped this issue even well before you told about this story :D
>I don't want to; I'm very happy with my type and where I am.
kk
> enjoy telling the story due to her pretty funny behaviour and the fallout it caused
Something tells me that it wasnt even related to you... And seriously duh, I've never met anyone over whole fucking web with such ego as yours man, but its not a my problem, enjoy who you are :^)
>I'm not circling any issue; I'm really interested if an INFJ was the cause for that comment.
You think I even remember fully my first crush in elementary? It was pretty E**P-ish grill tho, as far as I remember. But she didn't even know what all this friendzoning crap is, she just told me that I'm a massive weirdo, kek
>Think about your self-respect above all.
404 - not found :^)
>affect my reputation among the ENTP-girl's colleagues, who came to see me (undeservedly) as some kind of hyper-alpha Chad
Still kinda sucks for you, if you're not that interested in them as much as you were with that first roastie :^) But have fun anyways
>I have to give it to you, while your arguments are weak, you are really fun to argue with.
Well, this is an interesting issue right here! By hiding the massive walls of purest edge you create the required impression, meanwhile ENTP-s just dont care at all, jej
>you are really fun to argue with
You too lad. I'm not kidding, rly. Just, ehh, seeing someone with such over-induced self-worthiness is also funny to look from aside.
Also, you thought that I'm ENTP in the first place? Hey, I'm that one boring INTP guy! HAHAHA, gotcha!

>>39605128
>Sniped the issue
It's an angle of attack, one of several you could have taken. You didn't so much as snipe the issue as take this one. To rebut it: we dated, she promised she wanted to go on a second date, she broke her promise, this I couldn't stand, I threw her out.
>Something tells me it wasn't related to you
How, exactly? While you are getting this from a stranger on the internet, I can assure you this is all true. I sadly can't pull anyone to corroborate it without compromising my or my friends anonymity.
>not found
Why don't you have any self respect, anon-friendo?
>Not interested
I'm not interested, more bemused that they all treat me like I'm some kind of ultrachad. The behaviour of the woman is always sadly comical when you see it for what it is.
>Pure edge
I'm not really trying to hide, just telling you like it is. You, on the other hand, do play up the whole "I am the ENTP master debater, all bow before me!"- angle very well. Sadly, if you think you are that great and unique of a debater, I have to disappoint you: I've seen better than you come and go. Still, you're very fun to argue with. Got a Skype or something?
>Over induced self-worth
Rather over induced self-worth than no self-worth. You can't have too little of this stuff.
Also, >secret INTP
Hey friendo, fun arguing with you!

>>39605511
>she promised she wanted to go on a second date, she broke her promise
And after that you're still assured she did really care about you? You know what, but its easier to understand that roastie-toastie cunt then you, lol.
>How, exactly?
My hairy butt just gave me a full rundown on this issue in form of prolonged fart :^)
>Why don't you have any self respect, anon-friendo?
I'm absurdist. Simple as that.
>You, on the other hand, do play up the whole "I am the ENTP master debater, all bow before me!"- angle very well.
Thanks I guess, you play your role pretty fine too!
>f you think you are that great and unique of a debater
I dont even think lol, I just type random shit out of pure boredom
>Rather over induced self-worth than no self-worth. You can't have too little of this stuff.
Maybe I suppose, just being materialistic isnt my notable trait, for good or for bad, who the fuck cares?
>Hey friendo, fun arguing with you!
Maybe, maybe, also thanks for some insights for INFJ-s position, now I'm sure whom to avoid IRL :^)

>>39605705
>Cared about me
She cared about me in a purely exploitative sense, hence why I dropped her like a ton of bricks.
>How exactly?
Please drop the childish stuff, it doesn't help your position.
>Don't even think
That's a shame, you probably could accomplish some great things if you thought about them.
>materialistic
How is self worth materialistic?
>insights
Much obliged anon, but don't forget, you can't avoid us and you will need us.

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>>39605759
>She cared about me in a purely exploitative sense, hence why I dropped her like a ton of bricks.
Well, any normal man would've do the same, why are you evaluating your position, is what is the greatest fucking mystery here.
>Please drop the childish stuff, it doesn't help your position.
Duh, we're on 4chan, do you seriously expect someone to explain all the shit and taking care of you?
>That's a shame, you probably could accomplish some great things if you thought about them.
No reason in bothering if everything you do will be eventually forgotten and replaced, I suppose
>How is self worth materialistic?
I'll tell you what, is is materialistic just like absence of self-worth is non-materialistic :^)
>Much obliged anon, but don't forget, you can't avoid us and you will need us.
I'd have a higher hopes for a gun to blow my brains out, lol

cringe threadd

>>39605987
>Taking care of me
I don't expect you to take care of me, it just makes you look immature.
>Evaluating your position
I want to explain the situation to you in a short and concise way, but if you don't care I'll just stop.
Also, I've got a question for you: why are you an absurdist? How did you get into contact with absurdist philosophy, through Sartre/Camus et al.?

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>>39606057
>I don't expect you to take care of me, it just makes you look immature.
Okay.
>I want to explain the situation to you in a short and concise way, but if you don't care I'll just stop.
I said numerous times that I didnt actually care, but oh wow, nobody actually did!
>why are you an absurdist?
I share pretty big chunk of my worldview with what is considered absurdism, I suppose that makes me one.
>How did you get into contact with absurdist philosophy, through Sartre/Camus et al.?
Personal observations.
Philosophy is for girls anyways :^)

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>>39606024
It's R9K, what do you honestly expect at this point?
>>39606153
You should check out Berdyaev, Shestov and Kierkegaard, they all have a unique take on existentialism/absurdism. Also, I have to bail on the thread, got to spend time with family, but I enjoyed our little argument. Drop a Skype or kik, maybe I'll contact you.

>>39606233
>You should check out Berdyaev, Shestov and Kierkegaard
Perhaps, lol.
>Also, I have to bail on the thread, got to spend time with family, but I enjoyed our little argument
Sure, GL outta there!
>Skype
Hive Mind, negro SJW on avatar

>>39603852
>>39603922
@39603988
You're all fags kill yourselves