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Y'all ever ding dong dick someone?
>find house with mail slot
>stick erect penor through slot
>ring doorbell
>person gets to door and sees dick
>run away giggling like lunatic
>pray they never have pets
>pray they never grab dick
>pray they never are holding knives prior
>conceal identity with mask or bandana
>expert insane mode is cumming through it before they get to door
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>>39595234
>>pray they never have pets
>>pray they never grab dick
>>pray they never are holding knives prior
>pray
God hates doorfuckers
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Are mail slots a white thing? I've never seen a house with one.
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>>39595296
They're an archaic old-house thing
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No, for the same reason I'd never use a glory hole. I don't wanna ever lose sight of my dick unless its in pants
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>>39595296
No, they're very common, since more secure than an external mailbox without a key, and doesn't get full like a mailbox.
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Chop chop motherfucker
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top kek OP holy jimbus
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