>be me
>start talking to this girl from tinder
>5'2, Asian, not very attractive face wise but has a cute little body
>tell her she's cute and would make a good little spoon
>she calls me hot and says we'll have to find out
>one night she asks me when I want to hang out
>tell her I'm free right now
>she tells me to come get her
>ok.jpg
>pick her up from her place, greet her and ask her about her day
>she is extremely awkward
>doesn't make eye contact, hardly talks, tells me she sits at home playing video games all day
>she tells me she browses internet forums a lot
>asks me if I do and I respond with "no not on a regular basis"
>ask her why she doesn't have a license (she's 19)
>tells me she watches security footage of people dying in car accidents and it scares her from driving
>what the fuck
>we get to a secluded place and sit on a bench
>we talk a bit more and I eventually wrap my arm around her
>she cuddles up on me
>continue talking and I eventually lean in to kiss her
>make out for a bit then invite her back to my house
>get to my house and proceed kissing and then I eventually put my hand down her pants and rub her pussy
>she winces in pain and tells me she's a virgin
>tells me no one has ever touched her there before but tells me to keep going
>her pussy is super tiny and unshaven
>start trying to get my finger into her extremely slowly
>after 20 minutes of gentle teasing I finally have my entire finger inside her tight pussy
>eventually I start eating this untouched pristine pussy
>she really like it for a while
>she looks like shes about to cry so I stop and ask her whats wrong
>she says shes fine but wants to go home
>ok.mp3
>drive her home
>when I get back home I find out she blocked me on snapchat and unmatched me on tinder
>tfw
Which one of you fembots was this?
>>39594644
What a ride. Too bad I'll never experience any of this.
If you can't post the convo anymore, could you please type out exactly how you said she would make a good little spoon? I just wanna see how you slid that in and started flirting because flirting has always been difficult for me
This fembot?
>>39594700
Well she deleted me from tinder so I cant post it verbatim but is when something like this
mind you she had "looking for a cuddle buddy" in her bio
>me: hey your super cute *winky emoji*
>haha thank you
>What are your requirements for a cuddle buddy?
>none really you just have to be chill
>well it looks like you'd make a great little spoon
>thanks youre hot
then I asked for her snapchat and it went from there. The next night she snapchatted me at 9 asking when I'd be free
>>39594763
No sorry. They do look rather similar tho.
Daily reminder that only non-whites could be true robots. Especially Mexicans Latinos
>>39594807
what does this have to do with the thread FAGGIT
>>39594839
Take your normal problems/ bragging to another board. You don't belong here shithead. This board is forincels not turbo-chads grapping asian coon over Tinder. Not kys or delete your thread normal white scum
VIVA MEXICO Y VIVA R9K
>>39594949
HAHAHAHAHA INCEL NEET MAD I FUCKED HIS FEMBOT ONEITIS.
I GOT FURTHER WITH A GIRL IN 20 MINUTES THAN YOU WILL IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE