>chaotic hurricanes >solar flares >Yellowstone eruption

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Jaden Smith anime as well

>some shit that happens every year
>some shit that doesn't affect us
>some shit that is not even close to happening for hundreds of years
uh

i sure as fuck hope so anon

Also Russia telling the US you won't be attacking the Korean peninsula, Trump getting trigger happy, and the nk going all out

>>39592509
>>some shit that happens every year
Yeah. Record breaking super storms happen one after another every single year.
>>some shit that doesn't affect us
Yeah, fuck that power grid and all electronics not in a Faraday cage. Who needs food at the grocery store lmao?
>>some shit that is not even close to happening for hundreds of years
We're overdue for eruption, sweetie.

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Y'all looking for an easy way out?

Shit's been terrible since forever, we just got more coverage now and filling our head with useless info and worries.

>>39592550
>Record breaking super storms happen one after another every single year.
2005 was much worse
>Yeah, fuck that power grid and all electronics not in a Faraday cage.
oh I'm sorry, are the flares that strong? are they even close to that strong? they aren't you retarded doomsday prepper.
>We're overdue for eruption, sweetie.
sweetie we've been overdue for hundreds of years and there are no signs of it even being close to eruption besides "it's overdue". we will know well in advance when it's close to blow.

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>>39592481
that would be fucking dope desu

>>39592481
Imagine being in the small percentage of people who lived at the end of humanity, anon...

>>39592689
>2005 was much worse
More stupid niggers might have died, but the damage from just Harvey is much worse, and there are already two hurricanes on the way that will be at least as powerful as Harvey and make landfall in actually populated areas, not just flooding damage.
>oh I'm sorry, are the flares that strong? are they even close to that strong? they aren't you retarded doomsday prepper.
Read a book and read the reports that there are bigger ones constantly.
>sweetie we've been overdue
You just said it won't happen for hundreds of years, you intellectually dishonest nigger. You don't know what you're talking about and that alone convinces me to ignore your dumb ass from now on.

>>39592497
>"anime"
literally just western trash with big eyes
that piece of garbage is not anime

>>39592689
>X class flare
>Strongest in 2 decades
>G4 storm
literally kill yourself you retarded jew shill

>>39592481
Don't forget the man-made forest fire in Oregon/Washington.

>>39592481
Who cares?
oridgnain

>>39592481
Originally hopefully

>>39592800
>strongest in 2 decades
did anything happen then?
>cme hits the top of the globe like normal
no one will even notice.

>>39592923
Watching people like you die and raping your women in front of you is going to be fun.

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>>39592962
>it's a "retarded edgelord thinks he'll survive the apocalypse" fantasy

When will we run out of oil and water?

>>39592977
>apocalypse
Sorry, Ezekial. There is no such thing.

>>39592980
Soon. We've already passed peak oil by a fucking longshot, peak water is coming up next. I would not be surprised at all if we were to see the complete breakdown of "civilized" society within our own lifetimes.

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>>39593040
And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!

>>39592481
>Aliens
>Ghosts
>Flying Monkeys
>Free Cable
>Pets that receive better medical care than people

Well some of these are missing so can't help but wonder...

>>39593078
lol I hope all the Chads survive the apocalypse so that they have to live and "enjoy life" in the hellhole which comes afterwards

>>39592550
we are overdue, but consider 100 years in geological time is just about a second and then it doesnt seem all that dangerous

Oh relax, this shit's only happening in America and everyone will forget about it after a week

Do what I do and accept Death when it eventually arrives. Wish for a quick one. Even if you get nuked, youre finally free from this shithole

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>>39593198
>the entire cast will forget about major plot development with the protagonist

>>39593240
Made me kek, but I ment America too.
EVERYONE will forget about those gusts of air named after mexicans and black people

>>39592481
please god yes

>>39592689
>We will know well in advance when its close to

I dunno how possible it is to prepare for a surpriseThe game

>>39593240
>Side characters

There arw a bunch of other crazy things that happen on the sidelines and other countries that people don't pay attention to

Stuff that happens in their own country that is outside the norm happens everyday with people not noticing

>>39592521
>Implying NK won't have a disco rave instead
>Implying the US won't join in

Anonymous joined the party

>>39592481
We can only hope, Anon.
You know i was thinking the same as you today in the morning.
Seeing how both nature and men are causing enormous struggle and suffering worldwide.
But i'm not affraid, what comes next is better.
If God decides i'm not one of his sheeps, i would accept my fate and perish. After all, death is what awaited most of us anyways.
And the ones who can be saved, i will bless them, God judgement is never wrong and they deserve paradise

>>39593403
They will still be rebuilding from these storms in the 2030s. We might not think much of it in the future, but they won't be gone from memory.