What was your first experience getting high anon?

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>smoked out of limited edition mountain dew metal can
>slowly came on
>felt like a dream
>toast
>water
>misplaced water
>where'd my water go
>jock is cuddling with friend
>gay.png
>he's trying rub his asshole through his pants
>this is pretty gay
>chill out, be high, etc..

>>39591174
>smoked out of a can
Enjoy your cancer

>>39591152
DUDE

probably not original

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>>39591152
>be 13
>buy shit overpriced weed from upperclassman
>roll a joint using printer paper
>listen to pink floyd alone in my room the entire time

it was ok

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>>39591152
I don't use drugs mate

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>steal some of my dad's weed
>behind my friend's house
>we have no rolling papers so we use printer paper to roll a joint
>cough like a lil bitch while smoking
>at first I swear I don't feel anything
>pacing back and forth between his couch and table
>all of a sudden it feels like I'm walking through thick walls of goo
>I feel something.exe
>start running through people's trailer lots
>doubling over in laughter
>something is different but I can't put my finger on what
>a couple acquaintances passing by can tell we're high and say something
>no fucks given

>16
>in friends garage with another guy
>smoking out of her pipe
It's was pretty comfy desu, I walked back home around 3 am since her house was close. I've only done it a few time after that with my brother and some other friends. Once at school but my history teacher didn't care.

>>39591152
Am I the only one here who's first time high was with an actual fucking joint?

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>12
>chad whod already had he penor licked takes me to chadland
>have to manuever through the vines and bushes brushes whatever dog there was a lot of shit to wade through to make it there
>chadland is this cuttout in the middle of a random ass park
>as a beta obese child i was looked down upon by the chad tribe
>kind chad, chad johnson graces me with a small pipe with marijuana in it
>every chad jumps at the opportunity to instruct me how to use the pipe for some reason
>finally put flame to grass, keep in mind im sitting down on the ground
>dont really feel anything
>chads are like "BRO U FEEL IT YET U HIGH HOW IS IT"
>i mumble out a "p-pretty good"
>the other chads and i take turns hitting the pipe
>still not feeling it
>chad leader decides we should go from chadland to a nearby gas station for drinks
>stand up
>ohfuck.jpg
>i say "whoa its like im in a video game and u guys are my party hehe" or something like that
>chads groan and ask why i was brought here again
>end up becoming a good customer of the main chad drug dealer, they mustve known i had an addictive personality and swindled me into the drug meme
>end up schizophrenic at 19 from all the drugs
Thanks chad

I was about 14, it was a brownie.
felt a small head change, kinda liked it
second time a few months after I smoked a full blunt and got the spins but really liked it for some reason
9 years later and I just smoked my first bowl of the day.

>>39591694
>printer paper

Enjoy your cancer

>>39591152
bong rip appeared at my face at party, didn't know what weed or a bong was, was just told to inhale like im smoking.
Party was meh but high school me thought it was a blast to hangout with drunk girls

never have
maybe never will

>>39591797
Nah bruv. Me first high me friend and I, we smoked 3 in a row. Was a crazy kind of high. Alternate-universe kind of marijuana high.

>>39591417
WEED

definitely not original

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>put some weed into the bong
>burn it down way too much its basically all black
>bong is full of really yellow smoke
>take a BIG hit
>start choking, spilling saliva everywhere
>feel like I inhaled some toxic shit
>go to the bathroom to vomit
>dont vomit, start feeling a lot better
>feels my legs get weaker and weaker
>get into my bed
>leave this dimension
>everything around me is a really bright white light
>time has stopped
>I feel amazing

me and my frien baked some brownies. 2g per brownie and we each had 3
After an hour I just started laughing hysterically while getting couchlocked. This lasted for a while. all the things people say about first time edibles are true. You always take too much because you are impatient but I had a great time so no regrets

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>met kool kid at punk/metal local show
>we hit it off and talk about death grips
>invites me to a halloween party/music show
>get there, awkward as fuck cause i dont know anyone
>thought the music was pretty cool though so i stuck around
>one huge dude (probably 6'4, 250lb) working the AV pulls out a dab rig and some wax
>offering them to anyone who wants it
>fuck it i'll try it out
>fuck up my first pull, don't know what i'm doing
>ask again a little while later
>tells me how to pull, sets it up for me
>i do it, shit makes me cough so hard i feel like i'm gunna die
>he says "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DABBED!"
>coughing like a motherfuck, he gives me some gatorade
>like 5 minutes later start to see some wacky shit, tessellation/pixelation in the edges of my vision
>barely make it over to the porch, ask to come in and lay down
>dude tells me to sit down on the recliner there
>so fucking high i can't tell when my eyes or open or not, everything is way too fuzzy to see
>someone gets me some water and a blanket and there's some pretty cool anco-like music being played
>high asf so start acting goofy as shit and telling some guy about how when i move I can see more clearly
>text bro to come pick me up cause i was way too fucked up to drive all the way home
It was fun. Haven't dabbed since though, it was ridiculous how high I was.

>be 14
>has hallucinations/panic attacks, and no medicine has helped
>mom decides to let me try marijuana
>i take a few puffs from a bong
>i had a rush of euphoria
>i felt calm for once
>had a nice, long sleep

>>39592051
Forgot to mention that I came up AGAIN in class (community college) around 10am the next day and was high for the rest of the day. Don't underestimate dabs...
>>39591982
One time my sister brought home a giant slice of chocolate banana bread. I'd had edibles before that were weak asf so I ate the whole thing. Fucking horrific idea and ended up puking and shaking, thought I was gonna die for sure.

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>>39591152
>go to friends house to buy weed for the first time
>9p
>nervous
>buy a nug
>friend asks if I want to test the strain. I agree
>oshitit'sreallyhappening.jpg
>hands me huge ass bong about 2 feet tall.
>think that I can handle a large rip
>light that shit up and inhale for as long as I can
>Lift bowl and try to take it all
>Too much for me and lose my shit before even clearing it.
>Extreme Coughing.exe
>cough for 5 minutes. Felt like I was going to die.
>Friend is worried. Gets me water
>Drink it. Feel better but still coughing
>Coughing starts turning to laughter
>Lose my shit
>OHSHITIMFEELINGIT
>Sit down and feel doozy
>Head spins.
>Start laughing again. I spin my head for what felt like hours
>I literally feel like the planet Saturn spinning on it's rings
>Come down and look at clock
>9:30p

10/10 and to this day I don't remember the strain name.

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>>39591152
>at grandfather's funeral
>dad already handed my a glass of Jack Daniels before hand
>sister is present
>haven't seen her in years, know that she is both a coalburner and slut
>she offers me weed in a vape pen and a ride to the hotel we were all going to with my cousin and her husband (as well as her baby in the car)
>accept because I'm 16 and curious
>suck on the vape pen in the SUV on our way to the hotel
>a little tipsy before hand
>get out of the car
>high as fuck
>barely remember coming out of the car and walking towards a restaurant.
>remember eating spaghetti with my cousin and sister right by me, monitoring me and deflecting attention from me obviously being high
>nobody really notices
>retire to hotel room with some other older members of my family
>sitting with my cousin on the couch
>suddenly feel so dizzy and nauseous that I want to puke
>tell my cousin
>they lead me to a bedroom where I lay there as my cousin informs my sister and irresponsible dad
>dad and sister come in
>they aren't phased at all, and didn't censure me at all
>tell me to lay down for bit
>"You're kinda faded" -sister
>laying in the bedroom
>feel as though the whole entire universe were isolated in this one hotel room, and that there is nothing but black emptiness beyond the door to the living room
>feel like pic related
>rest in bed for a while
>eventually get better
>go home and go asleep.
>realize that in retrospect I should have told that race mixing whore and her degenerate friends to fuck off and die.

Best friend had these super ground and compressed cylinders of weed, very strange and he kept them in a box with buddha on the lid. Never seen such a form of weed even 10 years later.

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>18
>in the basement with me boyos
>take 2 bong hits my first time
>instead of getting relaxed all my muscles get super twitchy
>make dumbass faces the whole time
When i smoke now i feel mellow but that first time was fucking weird

I have no memory of my fist time except for blowing into the bong.

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>>39591152
> 15 years old
> act like I've been a seasoned stoner for decades to impress my new friends
> sitting on logs by a fire
> in a circle passing a blunt in my friends backyard
> smoked before but never got high so assumed this would.be no.different
> get the blunt and inhale smoke as hard as I can, many hits in secession.
> blunt goes around and comes back to me
> inhale hard as fuck like theirs no tommorow
> my head goes numb, I feel tingling like ants are crawling in my brain
> I get dizzy and begin to have thoughts and feelings of impending doom
> ask friend for glass of water from.his house
"No"
> I suddenly realized I am.dying, completely out of my mind
> try to focus on conversations
> too stoned to have any linear thoughts
> ask to go lay down inside because I feel like I'm passing out
> " No"
> everything feels surreal, felt like I was dreaming I was so fucked up
> friends older brother arrives with alcohol, I chug southern comfort to chug cotton mouth and do drown out the horrid cannabis induced high I'm experiencing
> eventually go inside and pass out on my friends bedroom floor
> wake up and go bowling the next day. My head felt like.it was full of outer space.

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>be me
>first time getting high for "real" not just two puffs of a joint and quit
>friend has massive bong and explains how to use it
>takes a few hits to lead by example
>take a pretty small hit
>"anon you pussy go bigger than that"
>refuse
>"pussy"
>give in and take another hit, not enough to finish the bowl though
>coughing.jpg
>"not big enough anon, more!"
>finish bowl
>wheezing.ini
>"Atta boy anon, take it like a man"
>feel fine for a few minutes
>start to find things hilarious for some reason
>laugh.png
>laugh.exe
>laugh.txt
>suddenly restless
>need to move
>hungry and need to move
>mcdonalds plz
>3 stoned dudes walk 40 minutes across town in the pouring rain for mcdoubles and junior chickens
>get to mcdonalds, ex girlfriend's sister is working.
>"are you fucking serious anon, you smoke now?"
>mfw just shutup and gimme sandwiches.
>sandwich get, now walk 40 minutes bank to friend's apartment.
>eat food and call a taxi to head home and sleep.

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>few months ago
>on camping trip with brother and friends
>after a long ass walk to our site in the woods, we realize that we forgot the bags of food
>friends give my brother some weed to smoke on our way there
>smoke it with him halfway up there
>exhausting the rest of the way up there and down, and it also started fucking pouring when we were just going down
>later do it in a more normal way in the tent while watching Hot Fuzz

Boring ass story.
>be me
>be 16
>in Sardinia with best friend on vacation(he's 3 y older than me)
>randomly decide one night to buy some weed so that I could try it out
>day after, we get on the terrace, roll a "light" one
>I have no fucking idea how to smoke and don't even inspire the smoke at first
>he explains, laughs.jpg
>have a good time, split between a good talk and watching stupid vids while laughing our asses off
Overall although it was nothing incredible it's just a really sweet memory desu

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>>39592989
>inspire
I meant inhale, I'm fucking autistic

Am I using a bowl properly? I'll pack it, then when I take a hit or two the top part of it is black and burnt but there's some half-burnt half-green still in the bottom and I'll light that and smoke it too, is that normal? Or should I take the whole bowl in one hit?

I'm high on life, I don't need to abuse drugs like a normalfag.

>the never even been drunk

>>39593261
Take it how you like. As long as you're getting high it's fine. I usually smoke until I can see mostly white, then mix up the bowl a bit and smoke again and repeat until everything is white.

>>39593808
Okay, just worried because the smoke feels a little harsher with some burnt shit in it, don't want to fuck up my lungs/throat

>>39591152
>be 17
>ESTP friend invites me to concert
>music is fun, so I go
>my feet hurt etc
>he offers weed and I'm not a pussy, so I smoke
>music is nice, close my eyes and try to enjoy
>weed makes it even better
>open eyes, see ESTP friend all serious and maybe even bored, just taking pictures and not even grooving
>realize he's a psycho who only went there for the instagram likes
>still high so I don't care at the moment
>next morning, feel despair about the whole thing
I stopped talking to him, but sometimes I still go to concerts.

>>39594056
Pipes are pretty harsh, joints the harshest. Might want to look up getting a bong or a vaporizer, much less harsh on the throat.
You really won't get cancer from smoking weed at a normal rate. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25521349

bumped form page lO

>smoke from a pipe
>big fucking fat wad of a bowl
>gnarly shit
>watched youtube video of that old guy taking a massive rip from a bong think i can do a bowl myself first time and hold it all in
>friend warns against doing that
>do it anyway
>lungs feel like they are made of sand paper
>exhale tastes like dirt
>all i can taste is dirt
>everything is really bright now
>lights everywhere
>why is the light so fucking bright
>walls are huge now
>red paint is liquid now
>feel like i'm wearing a lead suit super heavy
>it's getting worse
>friends talking can't hear anything
>worlds spinning
>head feels like it's gonna fly off
>feel like I'm being separated from my body and mind
>heart feels like it's gonna stop beating
>sweating bullets
>finally start to calm down
>pretzels taste amazing
>water tastes amazing

>be 16
>get invited to a party along with my oneitis plus two other friends (both female)
>never drunken more than a sip of vodka, never smoked
>probably 15 people there, we are the youngest
>sitting around a campfire
>"yo anon, wanna hit?"
>ask how im even supposed to do it, get a lesson on how to smoke pot
>less than 15 minutes later im smoking out of a gasmask bong and have taken like 5 shots of gin and vodka with me oneitis
>she drops a bottle on the ground, everyone is pissed and we get kicked out
>other friends are pissed, me and her are just laughing and smiling
>me and her are in the back of my car, someone else is driving
>i get the balls to hold her hand
>"i love you so much anon"
>its my first time making out
>slide my hand up her shirt, her hand is messing around with my dick
>kiss all up and down her gorgeous body
Ill never forget it lads. It was the best night of my life hands down. Sadly, she didnt remember anything, and when her friends told her what we did, she blocked me from all social media, and started saying I "used" her, even though it was both of our first times doing anything more than having a beer or something. She made some bullshit apology like a week later, but my soul was crushed.
If for some reason you are reading this F, I hate you from the bottom of my heart.

>>39592430
you described that feeling incredibly well. My experience was a lot more positive though, lots of laughing my ass off because i cant think of anything.

>got high
>decided to take a hot shower and lay down
>felt really nice
>whenever I closed my eyes it felt like I was accelerating at the speed of light around a planet
>had to open my eyes to stop otherwise I would spaz out