What can I buy to survive the inevitable nuclear apocalypse?

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>>39590894
>he wants to survive the nuclear apocalypse

>>39590894
>>>/k/ maybe?

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>>39590946
They intimidate me
>>39590925
I didn't want something interesting to happen so I can fucking die

>>39590894
Have you ever watched 10 Cloverfield lane? Get to work buddy. Just don't get stupid and horny like john goodman, don't kidnap a female to put inside your underground bunker. Bitches ruin everything, even underground bunkers.

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>>39590894
>radiation suit
>extreme air filter/purifier
>extra oxygen tanks
>compressor to fill them with clean air
>iodine tablets
>guns
>ammo
>shit loads of food and bottles water
>old school generator
>lots of fuel
>1980s diesel pick up truck that can take a beating, and will still work in the event of an EMP.
And lots of other stuff, make a ferriday cage, and keep a radio and shit in it.

>>39591127
I agree with this.

Also don't use conditioner in your hair if you get the chance to clean yourself, it helps radiation stick to your hair.

Find a safe place and fortify walls and make barriers as thick as possible. When done, take off your clothes and quickly find a new pair.

Soft drinks and beer should also be safe from radiation of they're sealed.

>>39590894
Use the rare pepes to fight off the normalfag and newfag cancer

a pistol with one bullet. It's your best option in the long run

>>39590894
you could probably find a reclusive prepper type that has enough supplies for one other person in exchange for sexual favors