why you haven't killed yourself yet?

>>39578475
too stupid to tie a noose

>>39578475
vidya, books and music

>>39578475
404: balls not found

>>39578475
My parents are still alive.
Thanks to alcohol and tobacco they probably don't have long left.

>>39578475
pan frying ham and eggs with toast

haven't found a good train route yet that won't scare too many people

i had the opportunity to jump 5 stories down but it didn't seem like it'd be effective enough

i'm also considering nembutal but that's hard to get my hands on

Because of my family. If they ever all bite the dust though I'd be free of obligations and depressed enough from their absence that I'd just end it there

>>39578739
You can hang yourself from a door in your house by tying it on one door knob, tossing it over the top and just hang yourself that way. If you do it right, you will pass out in 15 seconds or so.

>>39578989
really?
i'm gonna look further into this

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>>39578475
Because of my Precious and Pure Wife Felix Argyle.
He is the literal only reason.

I have a sense of duty for some reason

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>>39578475
Too afraid of half doing it and ending up a root vegatable.

My psychiatrist indirectly asked me this question and when I gave him this answer, he waxed lyrical about why he didnt understand why this was such a common answer to the question.

Also, it would wreck my brother, we only have each other family-wise and I love him and couldn't do that to him.

And despite having the perfect storm of both schizo and bipolar 1, I've still had a rich life and at the very least, I feel satisfied that I've done and experienced everything I want to do in this life and that gives me some kind of existential calm.

>>39578475
Feel too guilty about the dog that i bought and have to look after, parents and some of my friends would miss me, havent achieved anything yet, hoping to join in the upcoming racewar.

Before i kill myself i at least want to do something even kind of noteworthy like skydiving

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>>39578475
Because I'm based

My family all hate my guts and would actually be happy if I were to kill myself, so I'm staying alive in the hopes that I can cause all of them as much pain as possible. In particular, I hope to watch my selfish abusive scumbag of a father die and laugh in his face when the last drop of life drains from his body.

>>39578475
There are video games I must play.
Kingdom Hearts 3
Monster Hunter World

Can't think of any others at the moment.

>>39579079
Schizo?
>Rich life?
h..h.h.ow?

Schizo here

>>39578475
Guilt. And I'm too much of a pussy.

>>39580714
Oh and my dog. Someone needs to take care of her.

>>39578475
I've found hope OP, I found hope :^)

>>39578475
I have anime to watch and my oneitis is still talking to me. That's good enough of reasons to not die

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>>39578475
Because I have to promote my mixtape on pornhub so I can get a qt animu waifu gf

>>39578475
I keep hoping an attractive girl will take an interest in me someday

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>>39578475
Because Donald Trump is going to MAGA!!!!!

>>39578475
>why you haven't killed yourself yet?
The pedo who molested me has to die first.
My family who stood by her has to die first as well.
I'm not gonna die knowing they'll sweep the pedo incident under the rug as soon as I'm no longer here.
I'd also like to survive them all if only to piss on their graves.

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For all intents and purposes I am no longer alive.