ITT: Autistic things you've done this year I'll start

22 living in Vegas with a good job
>stay inside all the time playing vidya
>send memes to family.
>went to a bar so I could go out more, just watched YouTube videos in the corner
>went bowling with a friend. threw like 20 gutter balls in a row, wasn't even a competition till he got drunk
he still won't go bowling with me.
>order pizza to my house. quit hiding the fact that I'm alone, I now leave porn playing on my computer with the speakers on to freak out pizza guy.

I lie to my parents all the time to tell them I'm happy here and that I'm outgoing. I haven't spoken to a female for a while.

>>39576126
I'm a lot like you anon. How'd you nail down a job? That's what I'm trying to do right now.

>>39576227
went into a program about robotics and communications. I did better there than highschool. desu that was the only time where I felt kind of happy, the kids i went to college with in my class were awesome. took 3 years but I got out and have a half decent job. once I pay off my student loans I'm gunnar off myself.

>>39576330
Why not do it now? Why let the failed system cuck you out of your hard earned cash?

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>tfw done nothing
>not even non-autistic stuff
>just sitting at the PC

>>39576353
parents. I know how to do it so they don't know if I'm alive or dead. if I don't pay off my student loans then my parents will know I'm dead because I won't be paying them

>>39576486
Not knowing if your alive or dead is infinitely worse desu. They'll be laying on there death bed praying to god they can see you one last time before they go.

>>39576498
sorry. didn't explain. family is very Christian. I'll say I'm going to the middle east to help other Christians. once I get there I will throw my id's away and blow my brains out. that way they will think I died doing something Nobel or think that I'm still over there. no one is sad about thinking someone died a semi novel death.

>>39576585
Check m8 atheists.

>>39576585
Or they think you settled down with some qt and forgot about them. What if they go out to the middle east looking for you just for you to be dead? Please, please and I almost never say this but don't kys. Actually get some sort of help. You making your parents want to think you died of something noble means not all hope is lost. You still care, don't kys anon.

>>39576625
fuck you. I'm a grown man and I have no one depending on me. the only bad thing would be some hurt feelings. if they find out and are suprised then that is their fault. I was suicidal though middle and high school, the only reason I'm still here is because my dad hid his guns. some people are ment to become fertilizer before others.
I'm not a selfish enough to leave my family with a financial burden and kill myself on their doorstep, but I've grown grown numb enough to say fuck it to life.