What kind of girl would you be? > cute vs ugly > outgoing

I'd prefer to be cute, outgoing, smart, and qt, but in reality it would be ugly, shy, smart (really lazy though), and qt.

I'd take a beta over a chad any day.

id probably be just as socially anxious and might even still be fat.

>>39571067
>ugly if i retained my physical features?
>guess
>smart but there is always dunning and kruger effect
>stupid question that doesn't make any sense, why would anyone choose to be roastie?
>would you date ppl like us?
Hahahahaha no
>chads and tyrones
never

If i had the misfortune of being born a woman i would probably devote my life to a religion and live as a hermit somewhere far far away from civilization until i die of infected scratch

I dont think I'd date. Too much commitment. I'd just play video games and invite guys over to fuck.

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> I'd be pretty cute imo, most ppl say I would make a qt girl
> I'd think I'll be outgoing but probably pretty shy.
> If I retain my current brain, I would be at least above average intelligence
> no idea who I'd date, tyrone is not out of the questions desu

i like to imagine pic related farts loudly when she falls over onto the bed.

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>>39571245
> mfw grs=irls like this don't exist irl

>bit above average
>shy (duh)
>iq of 850
>qt, roasties are revolting

i actually wish I was born a girl (female), life would be a lot easier
also get boobs to play with (that aren't hairy)

faceapp tells me i'd be an uggo, which is not a shock
my mom was outgoing, so probably outgoing-- except i'd probably be outgoing for the sake of getting dick
smart-- intelligence is highly associated with genetics
my mom is a manipulator, so roastie probably

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>>39571067

<Her

cute, outgoing, smart, cute, neither i'd only be into feminine women.

>>39571364
>>i actually wish I was born a girl (female), life would be a lot easier
>also get boobs to play with (that aren't hairy)
most of the time you are in public and can't play with your tits even if inclined, so they are just in the way-- bumping into all sorts of things

>>39571438
>in public
try again

>>39571188
s m a r t b u t l a z y
oriental

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>>39571364
>I was born a girl (female), life would be a lot easier
Only if you're qt, if you're ugly, it's worse than being an ugly man.

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>>39571067
idk, I like women like Fiona Apple, Daria, and Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse.

We all know Fiona Apple (pic on the left) and Daria.
I heard Camille Rowe (Victoria's Secret) is a model who "impersonates the effortless style". She actually was cast in a french cafe, while she was in film school. So modelling is certainly not a thing she puts *effort* into.

She went with guys like the Strokes singer or MGMT singer/songwriter.

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>>39571613
Casablancas and VanWyngarden. Wew I managed to remember this useless trivia.

>>39571503
>Only if you're qt, if you're ugly, it's worse than being an ugly man.
ugly girls can get men immediately on tinder and the rest of those apps. many guys will just swipe on every girl who is breathing. ugly girls still have access to white knights and every bit of the protections and support that society provides to them. ugly girls still have girlfriends to commiserate with. ugly girls have more privileges than an ugly man would even know about. ugly men are disposable and forgotten. ugly girls always have the love of their parents.

>>39571674
>ugly girls always have the love of their parents.
There's truth in that, but to be honest with you lad, I had a girl who used to be very pretty, and she killed herself in february.
Her little sister had just become an attorney, and she was unemployed or doing menial jobs.
History of abuse and trauma.

So sometimes the grass is not greener.

>>39571067
plain, cute with makeup
shy, i'd probably get raped at some point
i'd either overachieve or underachieve

>would you date ppl like us? Or go for chads and tyrones?
only chad

>What kind of girl would you be?
But I am a girl anon

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probably stacey as fuck, only a robot because I've built up a lifetime of guilt over my fetish and everyone knows girls dont have fetishes so

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>>39571613
>>39571657
<= Fiona Apple with film director Paul Thomas Anderson

>>39571067
fun mode, be a smart grill and go max thot, cuck as much chads as humanly possible, but play it well to minimise reputation and destroy as much happiness as possible.

Slightly more real: just not ugly and smart, avoid ultra-normies but no faggot orbiters / super betas.

>>39571721


i'd love to sympathize, but...... i'm hideous, was abused every way you can possibly abuse a kid as a kid, school i was treated like the elephant man, never had friends, never had a gf, 90 IQ so its not like i could evolve into some guy who i ugly but has the good job/career meme.

someone gets even a little taste of my sewer water life,

they are like waaaaaaaaaaaaah i cant go on. i just carry on, mainly cause i want to watch WW3.

But an ugly girl cant get a bf it's everyone get out the hankies

>>39571772
what kind of grill are you?

>>39571856
Ugly shy and dumb

>>39571866
the best ones, great choice.

>>39571775
>and everyone knows girls dont have fetishes so


^ LOL go on fet life or collarspace

>>39571844
oh well it's an old debate. Just saying the grass tends to seem greener in other homes.

I won't recommend the book (true horror story) "One Child" by Torey Hayden, because the girl actually had a high IQ, which saved her.

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>>39571915
just roasties trained by previous bfs

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>>39571915
>>39571958
oh and just being a general sub is not a fetish for a woman its just natural

>>39571958


i've been into BDSM a Long time, i thought maybe i would meet a girl freak there who would over look my ugly face. Met plenty of weirdo females who were either les or never had a bf who were into weird sick shit.

oh but as soon as they saw my face, instant blocked LOL ahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cunts

>>39571928


i really did draw the worst straw in life, horrible abuse, my family hated me and disowned me, ugly as fuck, no friends, never had a gf, etc.......


you would think i'd get somethin, good at a sport, good physical strength, a high IQ to get a good job, i got Nada.

i want to kick my dad's ass,

>Ugly
Would still be fat, but if my family's genetics are anything to go by I'd at least have decent tits
>Shy
I don't like socializing now and I doubt some estrogen could make me a smiling partying normie
>Dumb
I'm only average and extremely lazy, yet everybody thinks I'm really smart for some reason I will never understand.
>Neither
I wouldn't be pure or sweet but I wouldn't be an Instagram thot either. Would probably be a textbook fujoshi.
>Neither
I would hold men to the standards of bishonen anime romantics and would sooner fuck other women than lower my standards. Seriously doubt I'd ever have a non-plastic cock inside me.

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>>39572098

if we turn into hot women we can date Anon

>>39571067
Well if we flip everything about me
>lazy chubby girl in high school with glasses
>probably big butt since my ass has always been there and almost seems worse with weight loss
>long black curly hair
>latina boobs?
>would be open to lesbian shit but then back out because is straighter than an arrow
>flip between wearing pjs, comfy workout clothes and nice clothes (female equivalent to button ups and nice jeans I guess?)
Haha and I'd still be in debt with no family or career even though all I want is to successfully raise a family. I would love to be a twitch whore but I know I couldn't ever go through with it. I'd still be on /d/ though and would be obsessed with breast expansion/hucow/weight gain/mind break shit. Probably try and off myself but not really because girl.

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>>39571866
Shyness and stupidity are forgiveable, but not unattractiveness. That's the first item on the checklist.

You may find this hard to believe, but attractive girls are my favorite.

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>>39572089
At least your dick hasn't been cut off yet.

Things can always be worse, anon. Unlikely they'll ever be better unless you consider how much worse it isn't.

>>39571067
ugly
shy
smart
qt

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>>39572371
>At least your dick hasn't been cut off yet.

well there is that, although if i had my wish i'd rather be young hot girl.

things can always get worse, but for me they never seem to get better. The things that keep me going, i really want to see WW3 in person. I would be so happy to see terrified normies as the nuclear war happens LOL, if not that maybe the fall of capitalism, as a consolation prize. if neither if those happen, i hope the retards in silicon valley finally make holograms and robots that you can fuck. if i live long enough get some fancy technology to make me a 10 permanently stuck at age 18, although if such a fancy technology gets created id be tempted to get turned into a chic.