25+ Thread
Good looks, romantic success, money... choose one, maybe
>>39569777
Good digits for a good thread
>nice digits
OP is 100% correct, I am ugly and poor but at least I am not a virgin.
>woke up at 1 am again
Good thing I'm a neet.
>made $4000 in past two days
>still feel the same as I did working a shitty min wage job
I'm doomed to be a negative nancy
>>39570595
Hey, and I make 300k a year, because I have a mtah degree and get any job I want./
>>39569777
Enjoying cold molson and a nice sativa and getting wasted because it's my Friday from my wagecuck IT job.
>>39569777
>romantic success
I wish.
>>39570676
Please kys
>employed
>stonerfag.
>probably has a 3/10 gf
Fucking normies mane.
I'm thinking about how to talk my wife into getting breast implants. She has A cup, wanna ramp it up to C cup. I was thinking we could either
>do it in the US, drop $10k on the procedure
>take some time off work, go to colombia, drop $4k on the procedure, and 6k on a three week vacation at some resort
not sure she'd go for either one desu
but ugh i wish her boobs were bigger
>>39570907
10k sounds pretty high. It would be 8k for someplace pricey, and as low as 6k for a good place. Breast lift is the pricey part and you can't get one without the other
>>39570742
2bh my life is pretty comfy other than >nogf
>>39570907
I'll be soon in this position. Prolly gonna search for a good clinic, not a cheap-o one.
Sup oldbots, 29 in a month. Stuff's been all-in-all pretty well, not spectacular, but slowly getting better. Moved to a new flat, finally got space to make my own little workshop.
Work is fine, I'm actually taking a huge ass break and hopefully searching for a better one. Still 0 friends in the vicinity and I feel way too old to just make new ones.
Going full gymbro mode soon, since it's the only thing that takes my mind off different shit.
Everything just feels so fucking dull.
>>39570999
>>39571099
Idk I was searching in my area and estimates were at 8500, so I just round it up to $10k to account to all the bullshit
>tax
>anesthetics and prescription meds not included in price quote
>etc
My thinking is, since I'm reading that recovery can be as quick as 1 week, we could do it in colombia, stay at some whatever hotel watching netflix for a week, and then hit up a nice resort for the last two weeks so she can show off her new breasts in some banging bikinis, get some travel pics for bragging rights on insta/facebook, etc, you know get her mood up
high school dropout and i've done nothing but watch anime, hentai, and play shitty gook mmos every day for the past 8 years, throwing tens of thousands of dollars into p2w garbage
broke into some family's home while they were on vacation and stole a PS4 and bought destiny 2 so i got that going for me at least
>>39571431
>>39570907
>>39571099
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU POS NORMIES!!!
>>39571431
Good luck, anon! Really hope it'll work out for both y'all! Just make sure it's a quality shit that won't go POP in a month.
>>39571500
Fucking grow up. it's 25+ thread, have to wait at least 5 more years to participate.
Stuff's not always(RARELY) sunny and great, some of us are having a break for once - be happy for fellow bots.
Just got back from CS club meeting. >tfw going to make it
>tfw qt hispanic grill in class
>tfw two years from graduating
I was a full on NEET not three years ago after getting kicked out of the military.
>26, 27 this month
>balding 5'3 manlet
>neet since finishing high school
>never had a job, degreeless
>managed to learn the english language during my years of neetdom
>live in a third world shithole, english is not the native tongue
>taking a course at a language school to be an english teacher
>turboautist, sperg out every time I try to present something in front of the class
I'm trying lads. The Anons gave me some advice (better than all of the therapists that I went btw), so I've postponed my suicide from this month to the end of the year. Gotta at least finish this course before I put the necklace of rope.
>>39571500
your time is up faggot
>>39571431
I don't get why you'd risk complications in colombia for a shitty vacation but okay
>>39571617
Can you please just accept my offer already to get married? I'm actually willing to pay for everything including taking care of our housing, food, and marriage license. I just need you to wake me up with a blowjob every morning. Seriously, I don't know why this is so hard for you to accept.
>>39570595
Want to explain to the class how you made this $4000?
>>39571554
No. Screw you. I'm 29.
This is r9k. Home of the robots. Go brag about shit on
>>>/out/
>>39571631
You mom's time is up faggot
>>39571617
Hey, at least you're not just wasting your time, anon. Improving yourself and actually having ambitions!
Just practice more, I used to be freaked out by crowds of people, so I went to a school theatre and made myself participate. (sperged quite a lot during, but in the end it workd out). No more fear of crowd.
Believe anon!
>>39571669
My job
>>39571714
>You mom's time is up faggot
that was mean...
Why am I falling apart I'm only 25 years old why why why
>>39571510
thanks man but like how do I talk her into it? she's already hinted that she doesn't want to do that because it's frowned upon in her culture
>>39571646
i thought colombia was a reputable country for cosmetic surgery since everyone did it there and their surgeons are world class? and it's just cheaper because of third country? just trying to get the most bang for my buck you know
>>39571663
M-me? But Anon, we're both boys!
>>39571759
Thanks Anon. Maybe I'll live long enough to become an employed wizard. I wish you the best, brother.
>>39571714
Sure you are. These threads been here forever, are you so butthurt over people actually trying to get better and not stay complete autismo mode until kys or dead of diabetes? Fuck off or join with your life story, this is the only time somebody's actually interested in it.
>>39571826
if you don't have your life in order after 25 is game over
>>39572003
That's not true tho, i'd say 25 is the age when most people start to get their lives in order, and 40 is peak
>>39571846
That's a good question. She must want it as-well, so if you'll "surprise" her it won't sound like you just want to forcibly fix something in her.
Prolly try approaching it from the side of happiness, would it make her happy and if so does she value her happiness or following the culture.
>>39572131
It does depend on where you live and your background. A lot of UK ppl I know only started figuring their lives at 25+, on the other hand - slavs. These guys got it tough, you're forced to act and have your life at least mildly figured out by 18.
>>39572131
If by 25 you don't have your life on track to some place you will be broken because your friends will abandon you orr you will stop meeting with them because you compare with them and you feel a loser. Same with the rest of your family. Then you are broken and you lose hope, you don't even think in the possibility of someone being with you (gf) so it's the end. And then you feel bad because you make your family lifes miserable. Then you either suicide or just don't care about nothing and lose hope like myself.
>>39572196
I thought slavs were drug addicts and squat on sidewalks? When i think of getting your life together i think of starting on a career path or at least making more than min wage. Or anything that isn't drugs and doing nothing
>>39572478
Yup, but you have to have at least factory job to get money for Vodka, no welfare to NEET on. This is actually goes as "mildly figured out life" for slavs of that type.
Or a comfy IT job.
>>39569777
MONEY, as it can get the other two.
>Good looks
>Spoil good looks with mental issues, so no gf, plenty of hook up options
>stable income, enough money to survive
alright for 25, but obvious will kms if this continues more than a decade.
tfw 26 and broke as fuck
i keep telling myself "just find any job and work part time" but its so depressing, so so depressing looking for jobs. i have my own business but im pretty much over it at this point. its arts related and the perception of art by most people is fucking depressing. i have a bunch of projects i want to do that could eventually become lucrative, but i need money to pay the bills and pay off my credit card. maybe i should just sell my car but it has problems right now so idk if i'll get that much for it.
>>39573020
you ever consider killing or getting killed for money?
>>39569777
I have average looks, romantic success but no money. Fortunately my wife earns 140k-ish.
>>39573085
>you ever consider killing or getting killed for money?
yeah
>>39571795
elaborate you fucking faggot
>>39573136
>>39573085
>Getting killed for money
How? Why? What the fuck is the point of the money.
>>39573115
Hey, not that bad. What kind of relationship you guys have?
>>39573183
It's alright. She doesn't trust me though. On the plus side, she went off the pill recently and she doesn't want a kid so all the sex we've been having is anal.
>>39573143
I sell stuff. I lucked into it and have a specific skill. It's a very unstable job and i'll probably be back to retail in a couple years
>>39573179
>he wants to die poor
lmao @ u my nigger
>>39569777
I know this probably isn't the best place to ask it but like do single decent women exist in the 27-30 age range? And I don't mean decent in the born-again christian anon way, I mean, the not mentally ill or hideously ugly way.
Cos I swear, maybe it's just where I live, there seems to be no single girls below 7+/10. It's like every average/ugly girl cashed in their chips at this point.
>>39573439
I'm 27 and I'm quickly finding that all the good prospects are gone by now. Bear in mind that I'm a fat robot, but I've been on Tinder and Bumble all summer and everyone still out there has major issues in their life.
>>39573439
I'm enjoying connecting with all of the single mothers on OkCupid. Expanded my search range to international and broadened my horizons to chatting up dog-faced gooks in the Phillipines and Indonesia now too. Might actually pay for one to come fuck me.
>>39573439
Eh, fatties and coal burners, but those are always around. You're probably going to have to do what every man does and date a girl 5-7 years younger.
>>39571617
>5'3"
Jeez, that's bad. You're shorter than a lot of women.
26 and already erectile dysfunction because of anti-depressants.
>>39574277
I would guess he's asian, but that doesn't explain the balding
I can't even get a job at McDonald's. Haven't had sex in almost a year either.
>>39570595
Will you hire me? I am willing to move
>>39574315
Are you a girl? I'll hire you to be my gf
>>39574381
No, just a dude looking for a paycheck
At once as far as Angels kenn he views
The dismal Situation waste and wilde, [ 60 ]
A Dungeon horrible, on all sides round
As one great Furnace flam'd, yet from those flames
No light, but rather darkness visible
Serv'd onely to discover sights of woe,
Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace [ 65 ]
And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
That comes to all; but torture without end
Still urges, and a fiery Deluge, fed
With ever-burning Sulphur unconsum'd:https://www.dartmouth.edu/~milton/reading_room/pl/book_1/text.shtml
What's the longest you've ever been without going outside?
>>39574705
>What's the longest you've ever been without going outside?
Like a month without leaving my yard area. I have a garden so i have to go outside and stuff
>>39569777
27, never had a gf. Am I at the age where I'm going to have to settle for a single mom or no one at all?
>>39574791
idk. what are you doing to fine a gf?
>>39574803
I really have absolutely atrocious social skills and don't even know how the hell you even meet women after high school (didn't go to college).
>>39574705
2 weeks...
>>39574308
nice try
>>39572431
i'm 28 going on 29. i still meet with my friend who has a full time salary job. it depends on the person.
>>39571482
that's all you took?
>>39571295
at least you have your own house
>>39574839
Okay, well your chances of getting a gf are next to none at the current rate, even a single mom, because you have to actually interact with them
>stumbled onto alan watts
>started listening to his lectures
>feel a complete connection with what he's saying
>tfw I've been thinking these exact thoughts and have viewed the world he envisions my entire life
>patterns and relations in everything
>perspectives as effectively as you can imagine
>would autistically write papers and essays about all the relations I could see
>bullied in school and people calling me retarded
>tfw finding alan watts made me realize that I am not crazy
>none of this is in my head people just dont see it
>all my anxiety goes away
>remember what I already knew: I am the universe and its center
>tfw never felt this happy and at peace before
>>39574881
I honestly don't see myself ever having one, I've kinda learned to cut my losses, accept defeat and move on, even though I still hope some kind of miracle happens
IT faggot here
New job is okay. Lots of money, still saving for my GTR. I really don't care much for the big city and miss the country
>>39574791
If you're not extremely good looking (which is a safe bet considering you're 27 and never had gf), then your options are going to be fatties and single mothers. Hope you like raising Jamal jr.
t. 26 year old guy in same position
>>39574914
Your first step is to make guy friends.
At our age, bars (and the like) are where you meet women. But you can't go by yourself, otherwise you look like a creep (who doesn't have anyone to go out with)?
So my suggestion is to join like a rec sports league to make guy friends. Then get one of them to go out bar hopping with to meet women.
Good luck.
>>39574791
>Am I at the age where I'm going to have to settle for a single mom or no one at all?
dude you can still fuck younger girls. The date girls you age is a meme pushed by bitter roasties.
>>39574925
I'm not even asking for a hot girlfriend. I just want an average looking gf, just as long as she's not hideous
>>39574955
I don't even have many irl friends. I'm so fucked at this stage in life.
>>39574993
It's honestly not hard to make friends, especially guy friends. You just have to put yourself out there.
Go on Google and type in "(your city here) social meet ups" and just go to one.
Again, it's very hard to get a gf without any friends. You almost always need a friend to go with when you go out pussy hunting or you'll give off creepy vibes to a girl. If by a miracle's chance you get a gf going out by yourself, you'll eventually scare her away when she sees you literally have no friends or social life.
It's sucks, but the first step to getting a gf is to make friends.
>>39575041
Even making friends is hard because I'm such a sperglord. I'm not much of a fun-haver so I don't even know what the point of going to a meetup would be for.
>>39575041
Not them but this is pretty helpful. Any other tips?
Good looks, have a good job. But I have no friends and I don't go outside, so no chance of running into a GF for me (online dating in my city is a bunch of single moms and fatties)
>>39574980
The dating game is heavily in favor of women. So even average women are treated like they are 10/10 Staceys.
>>39575121
I'm really quiet and even I made friends at various social events. You're really overthinking it. All you have to do is shoot the shit. Try to talk about something in the news that's socially appropriate. Like if I was going to one this week, I'd just say something like "man, Irma looks like a really bad hurricane, huh?" Go to a few events, talk with the same people a few times and ask for his phone number. Bam, you now have someone who you can ask to go out with you on pussy patrol.
>>39575132
Get a nice car if you can afford to. You don't need a $50k car, but a muscle car like a Camaro or Mustang is pretty worthwhile if you're looking for pussy. Girls love that shit.
And they usually don't know the difference between a V6 and V8, so if you can only afford a V6, that should still be good enough.
It's me again, the assburger man in adult high school. Gonna attempt to talk to that shy aspie girl in school again. I realized she reminds me of 1976 Carrie, maybe that's why she fascinates me so. She's such a qt. I can see why some normies wouldn't appreciate her, but I think she's perfect.
>>39576204
>I have a boyfriend
post yfw
Money for sure.
I'm going to get moderately wealthy and save up as much as possible and give everything I own to my niece when she comes of age.
>>39576294
>tfw
I hope she's exactly the type of shy girl I have always dreamed about, she looks like one, but one can never be sure. I personally look like semi-Chad, but honest to god I'm khv wizard candidate with diagnosed asperger's syndrome, so I of all people should know not to judge people by their looks.
28 today lads
comfortingly not original
I'm really sick watching horror movies alone at my mom's house right now and its freaking me out. Whats good fellow 25+ bots?
Currently watching Resolution.
>26
>Work Overnight at Walmart
>A 50 year old coworker (F) wonders if I have a girlfriend or any
>Say no to both
>Wonders why I don't have any since, according to her, I'm a good looking guy
>Wants to set me up with one of her daughters
>Politely decline since my main focus is on being financially independent, and that's not happening until next year probably
I swear my mom is putting her up to this since she works there too. Ma wants grandkids for some reason now.
>>39576500
You should trick your mum into being raped by you for her treachery. Just as a prank though.
>>39576314
>niece
Have your own kid dude... jeez
>go to psychologist
>tell my things
>get diagnosed with ADD and assburgers
>read the full diagnosis papers
>the papers falsely say that I'm planning to *continue* my education, when I'm just about to start to get educated
>send notification to psychologist that they have made an error in the wording, and they should probably fix that
>"k, glad you reported that :)"
>month passes
>start school, the very first thing I do is I get the paper from the school office that proves I'm enrolled in that school so that I can get gubament aid for school books and whatever
>send the paper to government office that handles autismbux
>few days later get a reply from that government office that hey also need my original school documents from that other school the psychologist papers were talking about, and I have to deliver them before monday
>mfw psychologist didn't change the error and now I'm supposed to deliver a document about school I never went to
>send a text to psychologist early this week, tell her that the error has not been fixed
>"k, glad you reported that :)"
>check out my psychological profile from online
>mfw it's still not fixed
If I can't get the goverment autismbux, I can't continue school. Mostly because the books are expensive as fuck, and I also need some little stuff like scientific calculator which is fucking expensive as well, clothes, and other typical stuff that students need. It's almost as if the system doesn't want me to get educated. Fuck, and the school has been going so well so far. No money, no school books, no school. I can't get a job either because the school I'm currently going is high school (for adults) held in the evening, so there is no time for job. Even if I managed to get some shitty daytime job that doesn't require high school education, it would just take time away from my studies. I spend all my morning and afternoon on doing schoolwork, so it would be extremely bad for my school career if I didn't have time to do school stuff.
Money is all I'm working towards.
I'm too autistic to ever be a romantic success. Any looks I might have are canceled out by the autism.
It sucks watching a woman who meets me for the first time discover I don't have social tack or charm.
>people already making charities exclusively for Florida
Sucks to be Puerto Rican.
>>39576838
If you really have difficulty buying books ask reddit to find a PDF for you, I'm sure some robot or another would do so aswell. As for scientific calculators, there a couple of free online ones and apps aswell.
Other than that you be fucked, less they fix the shit.Try and go in person for them autybuxx
>>39569777
I have good looks, romantic success, and a bit of money. NEET btw.
I'm 30 and my life gets worse every year.
Wanted to kill myself at 21, parents intervened, went to a mental hospital. Things are so much worse now. I live at home, still a virgin. My sister 32 and her husband 36 live here at home, and they're fucking weird obese sacks of shit. I only have a couple friends and they're retarded. I'm too socially retarded to get or keep a job. Started getting drunk and now my parents are on my ass about it. There's really no hope for me, i hate my family, i hate people in general. Even if I could get a GF I don't trust women, and my cousins and aunt & uncle have all gotten divorces. I don't see the point anymore
add on top of that the crusade against white men. just end my suffering
>>39577223
Sounds like you live in 100% shit environment, any way you could change that?
>>39577223
Just keep spiraling the drain til you work up the courage to kill yourself
Or grow the balls that thousands of years of white men died for to make you and take accountability, move out, and live an independent life
But nah who has the willpower for that shit
>>39577223
you sound hypersensitive, which is something i actually think therapy could help you with if you could find a good therapist.
has anyone else completely lost passion for everything? the past few weeks I have. don't feel like doing literally anything. not vidya, anime, normal hobbies, nothing. have no attraction to girls but fap out of habit. sure as hell don't have any motive to get a job or go back to college, since money seems pointless too.
>>39577309
Happens to me at times, but if I don't do anything for a few days/weeks I start feeling the urge again.
>>39577309
Yeah, I've been like that for about three years now.
>>39577309
Yes, but i know its because im on the wrong path
27
had perfect gf
lost perfect gf
dead soon
>>39569777
>25/m
>reasonable looks
>or that's what soc tells me....
>money
How do I get rommantic success?
I have no interests and never meet anyone, where do I go for women?
>>39577791
You better hurry up before time steals those reasonable looks. 3 more years lad
>>39577791
One of the way is to try to go to a club or concert which plays music you like, dance to it (or just act like you are enjoying it) and believe me they will notice you.
>>39577897
I'm not a woman lol
>>39577900
isn't that hookup only?
then again, might be fun to do that once and post what happens live on r9k...
would be fun for you, an autistic 25yo alone at a club trying to get some...
>>39577897
Not true, i am surprised how many younger girls (20-25, 29 myself), notice me now that i am older (beard and that "older" look)
>>39577932
Most of them don't bother that you are alone (if you dance/move to the music, but if you stand and sip a drink like an autist that might be a problem...)
>>39577938
Same, I'm over 30 and some barely 20 girls are into me.
>>39577959
well nobody would even notice if you're with other people or not when drunk and dancing
>>39570742
Mad at a guy who works and like to smoke some weed.
"probably has a 3/10 gf"
jesus man, even for r9k standards youre bitter
t. mentally failed normie who manages to keep up his facade. (i also am employed, smoke weed but my gf is a decent 8/10) Im still extremly unhappy, nervous etc pp.
>>39577966
>>39577969
True that!
>>39577932
Just to add don't get your self drunk to the point where you don't function (get it right so you also have a good time)
Why are there so many normalfags in these threads.
If you have a wife go to fucking /soc/, stop trying to butt your asses into these comfy threads.
Like legit fuck off
am almost 26 and never had a real job
i have an associates in computer science but don't know where to start
what do?
>wake up at 9
>have breakfast
>go for a walk
>chill on the computer
>have lunch
>go outside for an hour or two
>shower
>chill on the computer
>dinner
>vidya/anime/movies
>sleep
>repeat
NEET life is the best
>>39578052
I did this for 4 years.
I can barely remember those years. It's like coming out of a cloud and i look older
>>39578102
>im 17
got some bad news for ya pal
>>39578118
SINCE im 17, im 30 now. since the 5th.
Learn to read.
>>39578139
learn to speak you fucking reptile
>>39578146
Learn to talk to a women without fainting ya dipshit.
About to be unemployed with 30k in the bank.
Read some stories about how people blew through that money in no time at all, was just wondering how they managed that.
>>39578139
*since I was 17
>>39578219
Being retards. Its like these lotto winners who get 10+ million and are broke in 2 years.
They spend their money on bullshit with no resale value.
If you actually only buy what you need and treat yourself once or twice a year with a big purchase it shouldnt be a problem to live comfy of 2 million.
I dont know abotu the housing situation in your part of the world but maybe buy a small flat? Once you dont need it you can rent it out to students. thats what i did with 60k inheritance.
>>39578219
Buy shopping every day, on just little things too.
My gma spends 1k a month on cookies, no joke.
>>39578219
I lived over a year with my girlfriend with 10k I had saved, and she had 0 income. A lot of people spend tons of money on stupid shit they don't actually need.
>>39578219
when you've got all the time in the world and nothing to do, your self-control starts getting tested hard...
>>39578219
Food. If you eat good everyday you blow 30k in no time.
>>39578478
I know how to cook, so I make my own meals or my mom/grandma will make them, since they also love cooking.