Who /international/ here?

>>39563474
How the fuck do you manage to be a virgin in a foreign country?
That's impossible unless you are fat.

>>39563662
1. I rarely leave the house
2. Even if I did leave, I'd feel severely out of place plus I'm not very attractive

>>39563706
Well if you are white you shouldn't have gone to switzerland (unless white latin american), probably should have gone to east asia for easy pussy.

>>39563791
After I dropped out of college I flew over to my grandma who lives there. Pussy didn't really have anything to do with it to be honest but the quality of life here is a lot nicer.

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I'm a Canadian living in Canada. Since Canada is the first post national country I can post.

>>39563474
I'm a kiwi living in Finland. Most of the people I interact with are non-finns, or speak English only to me. So I hardly practice my Finnish ever.

I went on a date with a Finnish woman earlier this year, but she ignored my messages after the second date.

I'm pretty much resigned to be single. But honestly I'm ok with that, I would be a terrible boyfriend.

>>39563474
I'm going to be like you soon. How does it feel to adapt in a foreign country? Do you think it's hard for you to fit in a completely different society?
Good luck with your life, Anon. I'm pretty sure you'll get used to it, and be able to be succesful there.

>>39563996
Why did you move?

>>39563999
>How does it feel to adapt in a foreign country?
Not hard at all, I like it here better than America.
>Do you think it's hard for you to fit in a completely different society?
Honestly it's not that different from back home but maybe my perception is skewed since I don't have a job and live with my grandma kek

Also thanks for the kind words

>>39563910
>Since Canada is the first post national country I can post.
what did he mean by this

>>39563474
I lived in America until I was 11 and now in the UK. It's okay. I have friends now, but they live hours away so I can only see them once in a while.

>>39564161
>Why did you move?
First moved to England because I wanted to live in/near Europe. The range of history, cultures, lifestyles, and climates all being so close just seemed so novel and amazing to me, having grown up on a tiny island that neighbours a big desert(ed) island, with the next closest countries being indonesia or an even tinier polynesian island.

I ended up in Finland because I fell for a Finnish woman and got accepted to a degree programme I thought sounded interesting. Plus Finnish people have a very compatible temperament, and their nature and seasons are super comfy.

>>39563996
I heard that it can be hard to practice the native language in Europe because the moment people notice an accent they'll switch to English.

>>39563474
Scandinavian living in South of France. I like the climate, the food, and the nature. I've got lots of international and French friends, I speak the language.

Like OP I'm a KHV and much of this place is so not made for me, at least in summer. It's normieville 2000 - rich people, roasties on vacay getting Arab cock, night clubs...

If you scratch the surface or just go off the beaten path, much of it is chill though.

>>39563662
Then move abroad and start an amateur porn blog, show us how it's done.

There can be many reasons:
>culture difference
>language barrier
>lack of social life
>locals not associating with you
>undesirable nationality

Scandinavian cuckfags aren't that popular with the Southern European chicks, we're way too timid for them.

>>39564192
Canada is a post-nation, a nation which has transcended notions of nationality. Thus, being Canadian is irrelevant, he is by definition a foreigner in a nation which is not a nation.

>>39564276
I hate this meme, it rarely happens

>>39563474
I was born in Russia, moved to Israel when I was nine, now 18. planning to move away after my army service is done with.

every one here in Israel is so nationalistic. you should listen to the kids over here. in elementary schools, it is not rare to hear kids saying stuff like "death to arabs" and other horrible things directed towards the arab people, and the teachers don't discourage it.

the mandatory conscription drives me mad as well. like it's basically slavery; involuntary work, for minimum pay, with the freedom of choice and movement being taken from you. and people think it is normal, and even take pride in their military service.

hoping to move away from this place as soon as possible

>>39565314
Israelis and Arabs are notorious for being mortal enemies in every sense of the word so that isn't so surprising. How long are you into your service? You IDF or something else?

I'm an Italian existing in Germany, I do not leave my room except for working and going grocery shopping.

I do not speak German and do not need to, I'm basically living as a NEET except I get paid.

>>39565651
>except I get paid
how?

>>39563474

Born and live in Poland, but travel extensively, especially throughout the Schengen area. I also lived abroad through much of uni.

>>39563474
Got back from Wroclaw last week, was pretty nice.

>>39565314
DON'T MOVE TO EUROPE, AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA, KIKE!

>>39565939
>born in russia
>moved when 9
>somehow a kike
You're a retard, Harry.

>>39563474
Is Switzerland nice though?

I am an italian originally from italy.

I'm pretty sure I'm in Slovakia right now. How peculiar

>>39565651
Do you not need to speak German for your job though? Or even to talk to cashiers at the supermarket?

>>39563662
American accents sound like utter shit.

>>39563662
Everyone in Europe thinks Americans are loud, obnoxious fucks (despite consuming tonnes of American media)

>>39563474
What language do you have to speak? German, French or Italian?

Mfw when Syrian in Birmingham. Can't wait to get back to home soil.

>>39565754
I'm a programmer, learned while being actually NEET, moved out of parents at 27 to work for this company.

>>39566048
In the company we all speak English, only a couple people are German, most are from all over the world.

If you're out getting food, you just point, at the grocery store they're only going to ask you if you want the receipt or if you want a bag for the items, so just always buy a bag and they will only ask you if you want the receipt.

>>39566091
I speak swiss german and my high german is cringey at best

>>39565997
it's my favorite place in the world so yeah

>>39566152
Can't wait for you to go back

>>39563662
Swtizerland is one of the few places in the world where Americans are not richfags by contrast. The reason whores throw themselves at you burgers in eastern Europe or Asia is because they want that sweet sweet $$

>>39566383
Not until I shag me a couple of sluts. Brit chicks are pretty nasty but they're a good fuck if you're bored

>>39566414
Shag as many of the skank birds as you want, just bring them back to ISIS with you after you impregnate them

>>39564192
He means Canadians all want to commit suicide so they aren't technically a nation.

>>39566171
Fellow italian here, where do you live?

Ti trovi bene?

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>>39563910
it's funny because it's true
original

>>39563662
people always got to put that
>unless you are fat
part the end of a comment.
Fuck why do I gotta be fat!? My life is so fucked :(((

>>39566560
Berlin, I have no idea, I actually do not leave my room, I've never visited the place, people say it's nice.

All I know is that the kebab is cheap and good, and there are way too many turks as far as I'm concerned, but if there weren't as many turks the kebab wouldn't be as cheap, so I guess it's okay.

>>39566635
Thanks for replying me, I'm planning to leave this shithole soon, can't bear anymore being there.

Colombian in Barcelona.

Although Barcelona is an amazing city I can't say the experience has been 100% possitive. I've been here for a while and although I'm working legally my life has not improved much (at all) from my life in back in my home country. I lived a pretty comfy life back there.

I have been fucking an insufferable local and I'm ready to drop it. I don't particularly like Catalans and they dont like me. They also tend to have a inferiority complex they dress as nationalism, so anything you say criticizing their culture is met with quite some animosity.

>>39567240
sounds like sjws

protip:if people ask about your accent, say you are Canadian.

>>39565314
STAY THERE KIKE

>>39565981
why would a non jew move to israel? there are russian jews.

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>>39568168
Why should he say that?

>>39563474
Just say you're Canadian, OP. They hate burgers but they like Canadians, and they won't catch it since their accents are pretty much the same anyways.

White American male who's lived abroad for 12 years:
Philippines
Hong Kong
Germany
Hong Kong again

The Philippines (Angeles City) and Thailand (Bangkok) are amazing for no bullshit pay for play. I've fucked probably about 200 bar girls between Angles City, Subic Bay, Manila, Bangkok and Pattaya. Did a couple of whores at this big sauna place in Shanghai too.

The only times I got laid while living in Germany was when I went to Warsaw and Budapest for vacations.

South east Asia is fantastic for pussy. I'd imagine Brazil is just as good though.

I also forgot to mention its very easy to fuck Filipina and Indo slaves, I mean domestic helpers, in Wanchai (Hong Kong) on Sunday afternoons.

>>39568942
GOTTA
GET
AN
ORIGINAL
GOOK

>>39569008
Visit Angeles City for a week and head to Fields Ave. You'll have so much 18 year old pussy (it's 20 USD a night) that you won't need to bang again for a year.

Sex tourism is nice and all but what if you just want a mother for your future kids?

>>39569072
Well, a good number of my buddies have married young Filipinas (I'm over 40 and so are they). Hell in the Philippines it's common to see a 60 year old white expat with a 20 year old girlfriend or wife, and he then puts 2 x kids through her.

Just be aware (this should be common sense but this is 4chan so I have to state it anyway) that those age splits only work if you never take the girl back to your western country. You have to remain in The PI (or Thailand) for those 30+ year age split marriages to work.

There's actually lots of nice girls in those countries that will throw themselves at an older white guy simply for financial security.

>>39569072
If you're young though, I do understand it's tough to be financially secure. So just go out there and have a great time and leave. Great place to retire tho.

649am in Bangkok and been out all night. Going to bed. Good luck anons!

>>39569146
yeah man, create more self-hating mixed race mongrels.

>>39569247
They're actually fine as long as they never leave the PI or Thailand. You kinda failed to realize the part where I stated the secret to this formula is to NEVER LEAVE here.

Half white kids are looked up to in the Philippines and Thailand. (Japan and Korea.... not the case however)

>>39563474
PH

Ever got that time when you were sharing your experience and the people who asked you to do so don't even get what you're talking about?

I'm an American and moved to Japan.

I've been here for 17 months now and I haven't had a single bad day. If ever I go back to America, it'll be because I'm hauled off. Literally everything is better here, maybe because I had such low expectations after countless weebs came here and ranted about how it didn't meet their anime ideal.

>>39569468
Are you or were you a robot?

>>39569468
I lived in Japan for two months over the summer and kaeritai desu yo

>>39569494
I had zero friends throughout school and only a couple of acquaintances in college. My parents always told me that they didn't want a son. I lived as a NEET for 2 years after college, only going out to get food. It was easy for me to pack up and move because I had zero ties to cut.

Here, people don't talk to me because they don't talk to anybody. Whenever I do talk to people, they're respectful, especially when you can show that you speak their language. I don't feel judged for anything and it's easy to be left alone if you want to be. Living in a small town in Japan is the ultimate robot life.

>>39569498
how could you afford it?

oriblox

>>39569593
I was going for a class and my mom is rich now.

going back for longer will be more difficult.

Brit living in US here. Actually like it quite a lot.

>>39563860
Grandma does have a pussy tho, am i right?

>>39565651
Frociodellanike