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It's been a long time since I last did one of these threads.
I just got back onto Tinder last night after several years. Using my real FB profile, name, and pictures.
My bio is "Go fuck yourself." I don't expect many matches, but I already have this first one.
First clear response decides messages.
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"Why haven't you fucked off yet you pretentious little slag?"
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>>39562886
I say she's a bot. Trips will prove it.
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>>39562928
We're off to a good start.
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>>39562963
>tfw something I did affected something in the world today
wow i suddenly feel significant and of worth
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>>39562963
Rain, sea, big chin... You a pelican?
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>>39562952
Seems real enough.
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will you teach me how to put on makeup so i can be pretty like you?
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>>39563093
how many llamas have you fucked, maggie?
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>>39563093
>>39562886
>no selfies
amazing
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>>39563522
She does have one, actually.
No response so far, and no mew matches yet. I guess the middle of the day on Wednesday isn't the best time to do this.
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>>39563811
Or maybe you completely fucked up with your opening line.
That was your only chance at happiness anon, and ya blew it.
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>>39563853
>happiness
>real
>achievable
I'm sorry to break this to you, friend.
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