Last human on earth

>>39557527
I would kill everyone on Earth.

>>39557527
Go to a place with a bunch of stores and use their printers and computers to start printing out everything I can find on the internet before it dies.

I guess I'll fap.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

U mad green boi?

>>39557527
Ma nama a Jef

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Accomplish the feat recorded in this image.

Sit in my apartment and play vidya and watch porn.

Go to a sperm bank and try to make more humans.

>>39557527
go to r9k and post "last"
>inb4 your comment was not original

>>39557527
I go to the secret lab that the aliens don't know about and activate the secret "alium buster" weapon. You know the one I mean. The one we don't let the aliens know about but we all know about just in case they ever try something like this.

>>39557527
live in peace while nature reclaims the earth slowly adapting a feral lifestyle and jerking off in "public"

>>39557527
Celebrate and then kill myself.

>>39557527
do I get electricity?

>>39557527
shit on things i normally wouldn't be able to shit on

>>39557527
wait as the worlds nuclear reactors begin to fail
and a nuclear winter ensues and I'll likely die from either the frigid cold or radiation.

Break into women's underwear drawers and spill my seed

>>39557527
With no one maintaining the power grid the electricity will probably be gone in a few days..Most perishable foods in stores would be spoiled/rotten within a few weeks.

Gasoline for cars will be useless after 3 months. Where the hell would I even go.

I'll be left drinking water and some really shitty canned foods I guess. Probably kill myself after a few months.

>download google maps in its entirety
>make my way to the nearest amazon warehouse
>take medical supplies, blankets, water, and any sex dolls
If I know I'm going to be alone, I'm not going to masturbate with my hand the rest of my life
>make my way to Las Vegas
it's likely it will have electricity for quite some time, due to the hoover Dam, and there are very few weather hazards (no tornados, hurricanes, or blizzards for me to worry about)
>scavenge for electric vehicles
they are the most likely to still work after the gasoline supply runs out
>scavenge for solar panels
the hoover dam will fail eventually
>start gardening
>scavenge for more sex dolls
I'll have my own little slice of paradise where I can live out the rest of my life

>>39560648
Nigga you dumb as fuck.
Log off the internet.