>orders a ham and pineapple pizza
>remove the pineapples before I eat
>>39557469
You are dumb and also stupid for doing that.
not a very good thread imo !!!!!
>>39557469
OMG how could you do such a thing you ass hole!
>>39557486
>>39557499
I am absolutely diabolical.
>>39557469
*evil laugh*
>Order a pepperoni pizza
>Tale off all the pepperoni
>Take off all of cheese
>Wipe off tomato with hand
>Remove crust
>Eat remaining
>order pizza
>eat the box
>without ketchup
>at store
>thing costs 0.01
>pay in pennies
>>39557469
>go to local pizza place where people have been putting baguettes in the toilets as a prank
>go to bathroom
>open stall
>take baguette out of toilet and dispose of it properly so the pranksters don't get the satisfaction of messing with the employees day
Somebody stop me
>order ten piece of chicken tendies
>after counting them tell the cashier that they gave me eleven
>he tells me it's okay and that I can have the extra one for free
>they actually only gave me nine
>>39557469
>order pizza
>eat the whole thing for dinner while I'm on a diet
>take a penny leave a penny tray
>leave two
>piracy is illegal
>pirate things anyway