>ywn have a view like this >97% of people in the world

>>39556758
A bit jealous, I got my dicked sucked twice before but both girls were really bad at giving head, none licked my balls like that either.

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>>39556758
Only 3%? W-wow, I guess I'm pretty special.

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>>39556788
>I'm jealous I'll never get that view I've gotten that one time

>>39556823
wasnt quite that view anon, both of them were fat too.

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>>39556758
I could probably pay a hooker to do that for me.

>>39556788
Getting your balls fondled, licked, and sucked are literally unbeatable.

>how does this make you feel?
Female.

>>39556903
Seriously?

>>39556903
I bet it feels amazing, and having the girl gaze up to you while she doe's, I get rock hard just thinking about it.

>>39556758
getting your dick sucked just wasn't meant for everyone. Like how some people aren't meant to be a doctor or an athelete

>>39556964
99% of people aren't doctors, so being a doctor is exceptional.
99% of men do get their dicks sucked.

>>39556788
>>39556903
Honestly, I've never liked the ball stuff. Dunno why, it's just never appealed

>>39557016
99% of men get sex, but the number getting their dick sucked is less. Probably no statistics exist, but there are for sure many men who have only been with a few girls in their life and none of those girls wanted to suck dick.

>>39557046
What.
Why would someone have vaginal intercourse with you but *not* do oral as well?

>>39556788
Sure normie, you must be really jealous

Kind of bad but I am slowly coming to terms with being one of the few who will never be a sex-haver.

In order for there to be winners there must also be losers. That is my role, and I must play it

>>39557020
Everyone has there own tastes. Its alright anon.
>>39556917
>>39556924
Its incredible.

>>39557058
Believe it or not, some girls find it gross. I have fucked girls who would never do it.

>>39557228
The fugg?
Do they still expect oral to be done to them though? I mean how are you in a sexual relationship with someone and willingly miss out on the best part?

>>39557259
I have fucked such girls, not dated. I'm not going to continue with a girl if she will not suck dick. Point being, such girls do exist.

>>39557279
Fair enough.
Seems pretty crazy to me but I guess there's crazy people.

>>39556758
Are you saying most women got their balls sucked ?

>>39557312
> he doesn't suck his girlfriend's (male) balls
Look at this idiot

>>39556924
i like it when the girl is being very vigorous and then pulls away and jerks it with her hand, panting audibly and looks up at you with a dirty expression in their eyes, then giggles and starts again.

>>39558200
> tfw she jerks it slowly with the tip on her tongue and you can feel her breath and she looks at you
10/10

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>>39558226
o fug

>tfw she looks up at you after taking it into her mouth and swallows slowly then opens her empty mouth, then smiles

>>39556917
Would you lick and suck a boy's sweaty balls?

>>39556758
>97% of people in the world experience
97% seems a bit high my dude. Whatever the percentage is, as feminism continues to grow, the number of guys getting laid will shrink.

We are rapidly moving towards a beta/chad society. Us lower tier men are the ones who are feeling this first, but make no mistake, even the average guy will be denied in the future.

>>39558612
> what is having a shower

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>>39556758
It makes me want to kill myself op. But unfortunately i cant.

>>39558612
No, because I'm gay. But I assume men shower occasionally.

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>>39556758
Rim job is better than blowjob desu senpai

I just hope my gf will do it in the future, i just need to tease her more

>>39558826
why are gay girls on /r9k/ talking about balls

>>39559095
I was wondering why getting your balls sucked was something guys would enjoy since I was thought they weren't very sensitive to erotic touching. Learned something new.

>>39559450
Come suck my balls and you will see first hand. I promise to be nice :)

>>39556758
the size of the dick in this pic makes me feel more secure about my own.
thank you OP, i hope you have a very nice day.

>>39559495
How big is yours? OPs is average looking, same as mine

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>>39556758
To be fair a lot of sexually active women don't do oral even in the year 2000+17, a majority of them are not good at it and will ignore the balls altogether, and then there are the women who aren't sexually active - several of my coworkers haven't been getting any sex from their wives for years just for reference.

>>39556903
This is true. A good oral experience is mind blowing. Even more so if >>39558877 this is involved but is still rather taboo so chances are slim.

>>39559450
It is confusing because yes they are very sensitive and won't actually make you cum or anything, but they enhance the experience if you are gentle.

>>39559495
Thought I was the only one going to mention the giant elephant in the room.
His penor is looks really small

>>39556758
I don't give a fuck, I have porn and my imagination to cope

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>>39559514
about the same too
maybe a little bigger

porn is bad mkay

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>>39559530
>tfw too big to have a "good oral experience"

>>39559541
Yeah for sure. Only women experiencing body image issues is a meme

>>39559541
>>i fucking hate that game

>>39559541
>>39559514

What are your guys measurements? Is that really the average size?

>>39559493
Pass, thanks.

>>39559530
>they are very sensitive and won't actually make you cum
Doesn't sound half bad. I always figured they'd just hang there.

>>39559565
I'm (>>39559555) about 5.something long and about 5 in circumference, from memory. It's been a while since I measured.

And yeah, it is. 5.5 long is average. So if you're beyond that, congrats

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>>39559558
hella

orginal

>>39559574
But anon of you do you'll make a friend for life

>>39559586
That guy in the OP looks like its really thin though, doesn't look 5 inches circumference.
I always look at mine and think its small, but this puts things in a different perspective

>>39559621
You're ok bruh. I still feel inadequate, but hey, my gf seems to really fucking like it, so that helps.

>>39559621
she can just fit her whole hand around it so that's p good
as long as it's not pencil thin

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>>39559594
The people that made that game need to be shot

>>39559629
Makes me sound like a humble bragging idiot, but I'm actually a little bit concerned I might be too big. Even though it looks small to me, if this is the average, I imagine mine might be too thick to be enjoyable.

>97% of the world experiences this

i'd put that number at more like 20% when you remove the youth, elderly, the willingly celibate, and the apathetic from the mix.

and there is a small handful of that mix that is having sex multiple times a month

>>39559706
Girth is more important than length. Show a pic somehow. Not on here, because I assume it's against the rules, but idk, post on /soc/ and link

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>>39556758
>97% of people in the world experience this
>most women in the world know what it feels like to have their balls sucked

>>39556903
I wouldn't want my balls sucked because I would be afraid of getting a torsion.

>>39559839
That's still bigger than mine, bruh. You'll be more than OK with that.

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>>39559691
but then we wouldn't have qt cosplays like this desu

>>39558684
That is the most retarded thing I have seen today. Getting sex is easier than ever for anyone who wants it.

>>39559928
yeah, its 7.5x 6.25, which I've read is possibly painful for girls/too much effort especially if they are small

Most girls are shit at blowjobs. The only good blowjobs I have ever received have been from prostitutes.

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>>39556758
I used to be a normie

I have experienced this view

It's pretty great, I miss it

>>39556758
>>97% of people in the world experience this
You do realize that most people who take part in those sex/virginity surveys are nearly always normalfags?

They pretty much only ask the people who are always outside doing work or something, it's not a valid metric

>>39557020
idiot

oregon

>>39559979
Just make sure they're wet and use lube if you need to. Stress less about the size and more about how long you last.

>>39556758
I had sex only 2 times, and both times I got a bj before the sex part, and both times I was too scared to look down

>>39560002
Yes, they ignore the 0.01% of loser shut-ins, therefore all their statistics are invalid.

>>39560018
oral sex is pretty much off the cards, are enjoying it is at least

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>>39556758
dead ass looks painful

I'd never trust another human enough to literally put my testicle in their mouth.
No. fucking. way.

>>39560144
It's only painful if the girl has no idea what she's doing

>>39560117
Nah, just probably not deepthroating

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Daily reminder to bully and harass ALL females on /r9k/. Every single one, make them feel like roastie whores. No mercy, just harass them everywhere you see them on the board.

>>39560196
robots are already doing this to the few that visit this board anyway.

>>39560196
Like the girls who visit this shithole would let a bit of verbal abuse get to them.
Half of them probably get off on it.

Getting your balls licked is good. Getting your ass licked is awesome too.

Also a tip for all the virgins/unexperienced guys out there - you just have to tell her you want her to do it, most women haven't tried it and won't try it unless you ask.

>>39560167
>>39560117
I'm 5.7 in circumference and most girls are scratching the hell out of it with their teeth. With half an inch more a guy needs to find a woman with a detachable jaw or something.

>>39557228
>being with girls who don't give head

Whats even the point of being with a woman that vanilla

>>39559691
frog girl a best

>>39560242
> Getting your ass licked is awesome too.
Seems a bit homo.

I wouldn't want a girl licking my hairy balls either.

5.7 inches my ass man and I don't mean into my ass... or do I?

>>39556758
>want view like this
>from that angle
sounds like you want to fuck up your spine

>>39556758
I haven't been caring as much lately because I've been visiting this shitty board a lot less, and I've also been smoking a lot of weed.

>>39556758
I've had the opposite view from the giving side. It's quite nice.

>>39559899
I don't think they suck your balls that hard, anon. It's a mouth, not a vacuum cleaner

>>39556758
That looks just like my sister...

>tfw peanut-sized testicles and tight nutsack
A girl couldn't suck my balls even if she tried.

>>39559530
>and then there are the women who aren't sexually active - several of my coworkers haven't been getting any sex from their wives for years just for reference.

If they're not fucking their husbands, they're fucking other men.