i fucked a dog once and it was better than human pussy
>>39551179
I stomp dogs
>>39551179
I shot my neighbor's dog in the head
I put a puppy in a blender
I cut a dog's head off
>>39551179
Pussy, sure.
Never fall for the meme that is dog ass though.
What disgusting ass human pussy have you been putting your dick into?
>>39551697
i really do believe that dog vagina is cleaner than human vagina because they dont sleep with 60 different men a year
>>39551179
What kind of dog was it?
I smashed a dog's head with a rock
>>39551179
how does a dog that big even allow you to fuck it? or is your dick that small?
>>39552784
>how does a dog that big even allow you to fuck it?
she likes it maybe?
>>39551179
damn straight, OP. you have good taste.
1) When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27. Her grandmother had a stroke and they asked if I could stay with her while the family went to the hospital. She was non-verbal, and had severe Downs Syndrome. She didn't walk or do anything, she mostly drooled and was in a bed of in her chair, she just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her. She wiggled around and moaned a lot, I put my dick in her mouth and she sucked it like a baby bottle. It was fucking great, better than jacking off. I lost my virginity to her. She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent.
2) A year later, when I was 14, I fucked my Mother's Aunt, so my Great Aunt. She was 49 or 50. She was living with us while she got a divorce, he husband used her as a punching bag. She drank, a lot, until she passed out, She ran everyday and had an awesome ass and pretty huge tits, saggy but huge. Parents went to the movies and she passed out on the living room floor. Helped her to bed and all she had on was panties and a t-shirt. I tested her with a safety pin and she was out cold. Fucked her 4 times, not very long, but it was great. Did this 6 more time over that summer, best 3 months of my life. Never used a condom, didn't know what they were. Heard her crying to my mother about missing her period all summer, she thought it was stress, so my mom got her that piss stick and she was knocked up. I packed my backpack and was ready to split. My mom told me I had to be extra nice for a few days, she took her to get an abortion. Only kid I might ever have and my mother helped to kill her only grandchild/cousin.
Only times I have ever had sex, 29 now and I still jack off thinking about those times.
>>39552997
>She just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her.
>I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent.
>>39552997
great story I hope these were made up
>>39552997
How did you even get away with that second one? Both your mom and great aunt must be stupid as fuck to not be able to piece it together: her not consciously fucking anyone; her passing out drunk all the time; and you presumably being the only guy around when she was passed out.
>>39552997
>1) When I was 13 I had sex with a neighbors daughter who was 27. Her grandmother had a stroke and they asked if I could stay with her while the family went to the hospital. She was non-verbal, and had severe Downs Syndrome. She didn't walk or do anything, she mostly drooled and was in a bed of in her chair, she just stared out the window and made noises. So I took off her diaper and fucked her. She wiggled around and moaned a lot, I put my dick in her mouth and she sucked it like a baby bottle. It was fucking great, better than jacking off. I lost my virginity to her. She died when she was 31. I laughed at her funeral when the pastor claimed her soul rose up to heaven since she was a pure, untouched innocent.
>2) A year later, when I was 14, I fucked my Mother's Aunt, so my Great Aunt. She was 49 or 50. She was living with us while she got a divorce, he husband used her as a punching bag. She drank, a lot, until she passed out, She ran everyday and had an awesome ass and pretty huge tits, saggy but huge. Parents went to the movies and she passed out on the living room floor. Helped her to bed and all she had on was panties and a t-shirt. I tested her with a safety pin and she was out cold. Fucked her 4 times, not very long, but it was great. Did this 6 more time over that summer, best 3 months of my life. Never used a condom, didn't know what they were. Heard her crying to my mother about missing her period all summer, she thought it was stress, so my mom got her that piss stick and she was knocked up. I packed my backpack and was ready to split. My mom told me I had to be extra nice for a few days, she took her to get an abortion. Only kid I might ever have and my mother helped to kill her only grandchild/cousin.
>Only times I have ever had sex, 29 now and I still jack off thinking about those times.
Bump
>>39551179
I read that in Butthead's voice.