>mom found the "mashed potatoes" under my bed This

>>39551129
>"mashed potatoes"
wat

>>39551129
>"mashed potatoes"

Cocaine?

>"mashed potatoes"
what did me means by this?

What if i dont have a code?
How does one even get into bitcoin?

For shits and gigs I may as well post a reason anyway. Ive been thinking about getting a street bike and riding around at night just for the thrill, to maybe feel alive again or crash and die. Unfortunately I could never afford a purchase like that.

My address is 1Ng4ooEgAmzSXfeY6yfewa5EcSLHCEyoPV
I live in Florida and this hurricane is about to ravage me. I have no money for any supplies and I can't evacuate. I don't have a job and my parents are with me and they're broke too. We've prepared all we could but on the off chance you're being truthful here and do have BTC, it could really help

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>>39551239
Cuck scum.

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>>39551129
14ca6qaVAZtNKTfxTcyN1Z7miJrHfwAKvQ

I can't afford to pay my University tuition, which is due by the end of the month.

1AqV7jKXTe9FTDmEXsaimyzVJaGUBvqjFQ
I'm a fucking NEET khhv with diagnosed autism and have to give 95% of my bux to my poorfag parents for bills. Literally ANYTHING would help.

>>39551288
After all this is over I just may be 20,000 keks under the sea too

>>39551306
Exactly Jimbo.

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>>39551129
1KEguvbiEmfEssZFav56neghsacPEwJy9r
I need to fund my drug addictions and college tuition

most other people probably need it more than me, b-but if you're feeling generous

I don't want money but what the fuck do you mean by mashed potatoes

if I get dubs you have to send money.

1X134UMc4NEwA6bsCNcMCZ1CbbGcmraXR

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I need to buy food. After my bills I have 50 dollaridoos to feed myself and I'm tired of losing weight to a total skeleton. Also my rent went up by $5. My wallet is 1JNJGXwaLR7Gc2uexVvyoe48wzSzQoYroL
Also have a christmas cake.

>>39551443

Double dubs = double money. Don't be a fag, OP.

>>39551237
all you have to do to get started is install a wallet. There are plenty of resources that go over the pros and cons of different ones.

>>39551459
>>>39551443
>double dubs
>being this new

1Cv2AKJzU1SL6eKdFki4gSeHDCAKv3FtC1
im a bipolar fag with schitzo any amount of money is truly appreciated
hope your life gets better op

>>39551129
you fags eat this shit up everytime its posted
ur not gettin any fuckin money

>>39551237

Try rushwallet. Takes like 2 minutes.

1BvRJN1wxPkGv4ao8MLWdNRyHZ5utZ6ESX
Thanks op

OP i need money for colledge books and rent
if you help thank you so much
18ZaCy2sBzyErDU7nyWwXxvPWLGw8YQMZ

>>39551129
13b3gGjCPWLav8AdUDSa8jP3uKYm299ku7
Im a man struggling trying to make it, 92 yro grandmother is suffering from extreme Alzheimer and Dementia and my mother 70 is trying to take care of her.
I visit frequently and give money to help with bills and sitters but fucked up and paid too much and now im lapsed on 1.5 of my rent, owe a minimum of 50$ to internet of the 150 i owe and 400$in electric bill and im still sinking, this isnt accounting dental surgery ill need to take time off for due to the enamel my mother burned off my fucking teeth so my teeth have eroded badly on my right side.
Not enough money to cover having to remove all 4 of my back molars, right incisor, right center incisor and right canine.
Im positive im going to be legitimately fucked, cant even take out a loan due to shit credit (my fault due to no money).

I dont deserve the money no, but anything helps.

1DyLo5ZX9WdN3aGYxJFyKgTBRsezTbnbLs

Poor robot here. Need money for rent and to get a therapist for my crippling anxiety. If you arent just trolling I really appreciate it. Thanks OP.

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I would like to use these funds to commission a wax seal to be used for sending anonymous letters to strangers, the contents of which shall not be exposed here.

The remainder will go towards a better tablet to be used for my art. Pic related.

19uPHwN1JtabrR5D3TvhFPJBXba4zbdArb

WHAT THE FUCK ARE MASHED POTATOES???

what are mashed potatoes? bls answer op

>All these pathetic losers scrambling for 'money' because they don't recognize copypasta
DUUUURRRRR

>>39552028
Itd be dumb not to take an offering but this thread depressed me.

>>39551129
OP, if this is real, you could help me so much. right now my dad is in the hospital, he's 67. In recent years he's had a heart attack and got cancer, but now his legs have been starting to become less capable of walking. about 3 days ago he lost his leg in the hospital, and I really wish I could do something to help. at the least make his last days on this earth better.

We are not good financially, my dad and my 18 year old and 30 year old brother all combined and we still struggle to pay rent, my dad taking loans for $300 dollars each month to pay them and even then we barely make ends meet.

OP, I really hope this is real, if so I only need 1 bitcoin, but more would really help. thank you so much if you do help.

bitcoin address:
1FhyxhNoekL67GAHuAKDZVGrxo6vVVzayS

>>39551129
TELL ME ABOUT MASH POTATOES. WHY DOES IT BELONG UNDER THE BED

>>39551129
1GRDMr3vqWY9T2Bi4jFv5KRSEHv9hyPqUL

I'm a graduate student studying in a city that charges way too much for rent. Student loans, electricity, and rent weigh on my mind constantly and make it difficult for me to enjoy being alive.

1EQZFfR2RTdsLKRVfLmDSmSq6qYMdAQ2jw

probably gonna end it all soon so i want too experiment on le deep web

>>39551129

1HrMbmJaDqHPd4vr7iZn1YFmKvAbdTJmHr

I'm from eastern Europe. People saying they're poor have no idea what poor means

Holy kek, half of you guys struggling to pay tution/have to pay student loans. i sincerly feel bad for you guys, the system failed you and you did nothing to rise against it. why do americucks act like it's normal that paying for education is the same as paying for a mortgage?

>>39551129
183PnYUQgy4SabRqm5KT7vqLGfKrH2WTN
I got fired from my job 2 months ago and I'm running out of savings for rent.

>>39551301
> uni tuition
Get the fuck out normie, only NEETs allowed :)

>>39551496
Degenerate faggots deserve to rot in a gulag not get money

>>39552729
Because 18-20 year olds have no concept of what these financial burdens mean. School is required in order to be middle-class, we get no choice.

1Kqwc1FasBF7usgdkoozU842NxHQ5LDbuf

I'm a 19 year old mexicunt, parents brought me into US when I was 3. Since I was brought here legally I was able to apply for DACA, daddy Trump is trying to abolish it, won't be able to work/live in the US soon if this is true.

Don't have the money to submit my application for residency even though I qualify since both my parents are citizens now, only have til i'm 21 to be able to apply for citizenship through them.

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>>39552873
>implying everyone here including OP isn't bullshitting

>>39552922
Trump isnt repealing it, just posturing to try to get congress to put it into law the proper way. Calm your tits

1HiQXV7AeDnRQaJ9hbzThFC9bVh2Ls9FkM

i have no real reason, im just a poor autistic retard that doesnt want a slavelike 9-5 job again just to be able to live

also good luck i guess

>>39551129
FUCK YOU. THESE ALWAYS GIVE ME HOPE THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DO IT BUT NOBODY DOES IT. AND WHY WOULD THEY. STILL, FUCK YOU MORON, FUCK YOU. DIE.

>>39551129
I ALSO HOPE SHE FINDS THE CURLY FRIES AND THE TATER TOTS, FAGGOT.

>>39551129
Fucking 57 bitcoins wtf nigga
WTF!??v?v?vcv??c??c?c?

Even if I did have a bitcoin account or w.e I wouldn't want your money cause then my life would be in ez mode and then if my life still sucked then I would no excuse but to finally kill myself

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>>39551129
>everyone falling for this meme again

>>39551239
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Holy fuck, kek. Spotted the newfags.
This thread was only a couple months ago

Now get the FUCK off my board.

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>>39553784
>tripfag is complaining about newfags

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>>39553839
t. salty faggot that thought anon with a diddler uncle would actually give him buttcoins.

>>39553784
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TRIPFAG CALLING THIS HIS BOARD. THINKING HIS OPINION MATTERS. BEING SO OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN MORE HATED THAN ANY OTHER AUTIST HERE.

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>>39553882
"i cant handle the fact i was called out for begging for cryptos from a pasta almost as pathetic is "my pervert uncle left me 6million roll for 2K in your paypal""

I dunno man, id consider that suicide too if i were you.

>>39553928
Except that I wasn't one of them you fag. Do you want me to screenshot and show you no yous? Not even joking when saying you should neck yourself for tripping on 4chin. I bet you buy gold passes too faggot.

>>39551129
my mom is 64, and she has cancer. my dad died already 3 years ago and im scared for my mom because she's anorexic so the cancer spreads and everytime they think its gone the find it somewhere else. All my brothers dont give a shit and have always treated her bad even though she's never done anything to them to deserve it. OP I hope this is real, i wanna help my mom because she can't afford to pay for the treatments and food, and im worried shes gonna give up and just pay for me, letting herself die. please OP just one bitcoin would save my mom's life. help or not i hope your situation gets better OP and thank you if you decide to help me, she's always been there for me and i wish i could give back to her. if you help and there's someway i can return the favor I'll give you my contact

bitcoin address:
1CPFcUYLAC57VvurJjg3p1ywWL9zjDNdKa