do white people seriously smear shit around their arsehole with

I remember when I was in Italy I used a bidet for the first time and I almost came.

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so what do you use to clean yourself habibi

It's pretty nasty, isn't it. I can't even imagine not washing my anus after shitting. It's so strange that 99% of all non-med peoples walk around with shit between their cheeks.

I never wipe or wash, there's just nothing there without fail. I don't understand it but I'm glad for it.
It also takes maybe 30 seconds to go in total. I am the master shitter

every white person thinks they're clean

but if i shat in their beard they would wash for an hour

your ass is CAKED IN SHIT if you have hair around your anus

Americans have a weird aversion to bidets, I really don't get it. Toilet paper fucking sucks.

I've never had the chance to try a bidet, but I am certainly open to the idea. I've always felt toilet paper isn't really enough.

how does a bidet work? sounds pretty retarded to shoot water up your asshole from a dirty nozzle in a toilet bowl.

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You wash your asshole with water and soap as if you were taking a shower. Or only water if you're in a hurry and the asshole is not dirty.
The way I use it I get my asshole wet with the bidet and then clean it with toilet paper. It's super fast and uses very little paper.
Objectively a mandatory item if you want to have a comfy life.