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> be me
> work in supermarket in coontown, Florida
> day is more stressful than usual due to hurricane threat and tyrones and stacies bitching about how I do my job
> go on break
> 30 minutes
> lines are too long in the store, try checking the store next door
> dollar tree doesnt sell any edible food
> go back in store, grab coupla ravioli cans and head for a check out
> line starts opening up, first one in express line
> theres an old lady who was just in the store for like 2 mins grabbing fucking mayo off the specials display in front of the register
> beaner juan behind me interjects
> "ladies first, anon, that's how it goes"
> old lady butts in front of me
> only after she's in front, i.e. too late to say no, does she pretend to feel sorry for me
> beaner juan starts trying to pretend to feel sorry for me, tries appologizing
> too much of a beta cuck to stand up and say anything this whole time
> i only shake my head with a disgusted face to make them both feel guilty
> they still try appologizing
> continue shaking head
> old lady wastes 5 minutes of my baneful existence trying to get her chip card working
> finally my turn
> qt cashier "oh, are you on break?"
> "y-yeah"
> "oh I'm sorry about that, anon"
> "i-it's alright"
How do I end it without making too much noise?
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Sorry it's so busy. Just got done stocking up for the storm, Walmart was busy as shit. Lines were really long.
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>>39551110
Yeah we had a big pile of boxes full of gallons of water.
Sold out 5 minutes after we brought them out. Bread, milk, and canned goods are scarce to find as well.
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>>39551062
>"ladies first anon, that's how it goes"
>"The only line she's in first for is the line to suck dick."
>push her out of the way and move in front
>old lady starts whacking you with her purse
>snatch it off her and swing it around like a lasso before whipping it all the way to the other side of the store
>take her place as she rushes to pick it up
>if white knight juan picks a fight, call him a spic and ignore
Gotta start being alpha someday, champ.
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take a dip in huricaine
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>Coontown, Florida
Jacksonville?
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>Coontown
alt right fag if you are gonna point out shit groups of people point out everyone including white trash.
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>>39552241
Spotted the triggered Norman in his natural habitat
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>>39552241
mad lefty detected
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>>39552341
I agreed i would be mad too if I had to use my left hand for everything
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>>39551062
Get a apple or two then take the seeds out and crush them into powder and mix in your drink you will rend up dead of cyanide poisoning
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>>39551062
Are you in Quincy?
I ask because I lived there as a kid and it's literaly Niggerville USA. It's run down as fuck.
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Wagie stories thread?
>be working in five guys
>cleaning tables in the lobby after a rush
>find a used condom sitting on a seat
>mfw it was 1 pm
>mfw someone jacked it in the middle of the lunch rush and nobody noticed
>mfw no face
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