ITT: STUPID SHIT WE USED TO DO

Here is my most memorable contract
>we had this strict ass teacher, we will call him Mr Bond
>Mr Bond had this glass case in his room with a bunch of weird but cool shit, including confiscated phones, confiscated magazines (sports illustrated swimsuits) and old sodas
>we called it "the vault"since he said he would only give me the money after i did it with him i >joined the raid
>after school
>since we had his class last we hid in his class the entire time, even missed attendance
>Mr Bond leaves his room and locks it behind him, fortunately for us it can be opened from the inside
>we spring into action and i molest that fucking lock
>pop.wav
>hearing the lock pop like that practically gave marco an orgasm
>we raid the fuck out of the vault and i snatch some magazines
>twelve credit cards fall out from the magazines
>marco sees this and says "Forget about the thirty, you can keep half of those and give the other half to me, if you dont ill snitch
>i wanted to shank him with the tweezers but i gave in
>went home and bought a bunch of shit on steam

Did you unlock anything else cool, anon?

I used to make fake lunch passes for kids, earned like five to ten dollars each.

>>39550510
i used to unlock the teachers desks and grab their money and shit i could find

was a dealer of advil and later built a bigass cannon in auto class for shits. was a good time.

People would hire me to expose their gf for being a slut. I had an alias and the only way to get in contact was through my proxy(an an autistic fat white kid)

>>39550723
Any stories? I would like to do something like this, exposing and blackmailing people. Give them something they deserve.

>>39550655
i would love to see a greentext

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>>39550531
You should've messed with them, like leave a dog turd in there or something. Or put nude pictures of yourself in a teacher's desk you didn't like to get them fired.

>>39550800
alrighty, here we go, start with advil. apologies for any missing A's, key's fucking up.
>get chronic migraines
>fuck you, go to school says mom
>whatever
>can't go to nurse for every little advil, and they only give you one which does fuckall
>buy big like 600ct bottle and put in backpack
>have days where I might need to take like 5
>anyway
>footballbro one day says he fucked up his knee and could he bum a few
>sure dude whatever
>becomes semi regular but he's a good friend so whatever
>then it slowly becomes more and more people
>fuck I can make money from this
>charge $3 for 4 and start making money fast
>buy like 2 more bottles in as many weeks, one for myself one for selling
>making bank
>over a month or two make well over $100
>become cool with the football team and some stoners
>basically honorary chad
>eventually end up having to stop because faggot mom starts snooping about why I have so much money
it was good while it lasted

>>39550914
hahahah! thats sounded like those were the days

>>39550969
as for the cannon
>shop teacher was cool as fuck
>like an actual mentor to me
>we had a bunch of old rollcage tubing around
>and acetylene
>and a welder
>made a big retard cannon out of materials mentioned, made napalm out of styrofoam trays and gas, igniter was a spark plug
>aimed it out into the desert the shop backed up to
>BOOOOM
>napalm lands
>sets some shit on fire
>keep doing this when class is doing well, becomes a reward
>eventually set a coyote on fire and he runs onto the football field so we had to cut up and hide the evidence
>I helped build a lot of the cannon
that thing was so goddamn fun dude, you don't even understand

>>39551057
the coyote, kek!

>>39550462
>it's just like skyrim
underage b&