>ass burning like hell
>awful stomach cramps, can hardly stand up
>take a shit
>nothing coming out
>push for a bit
>finally feel something squeezing out of my asshole
>takes forever to come out, also pretty painful
>finally drops into the toilet
>look down
>nothing in the bowl but a weird bit of flesh that looks like a month-old fetus
>burning and cramps are suddenly gone
>ass bleeding for the rest of the day
a-am I gonna be okay?
>>39544369
Did you shit out a tumor or something?
>>39544409
i hope so, i'm not ready to be a father
>>39544369
what color is the blood?
if anything besides red/bright red go to the ER
>>39544443
just normal blood, too poor to go to er either way lol
What've you been eating?
>>39544460
>ER
>having to pay
just walk out nigga
>>39544481
the last things I ate were rice, egg, carrot, celery, onion, tomato, honey, a little bit of Worcestershire sauce, trail mix
>>39544484
>basically stealing the services of hardworking and underpaid medical personnel
i may be a cunt, but i'm not an immoral cunt