>anon are you a virgin i just say im a fuckin virgin

I'll have a myth of bacon, small pot brownie, and a cheese monster.

Finally, someone who isn't a complete retard about this thing.

>getting asked if you're a virgin
underage please go and stay go

Just say "Of course I am, I've never been married."

The key to not looking like a sperg in public is to act that whatever you are is the most natural thing in the world.

>>39544248
I lie and say I lost it at 17 desu then if they act surprised make up some bs about being cheated on being why I'm hesitant to get into relationships rather than admitting I'm a depressed autist who hates women more than I want to fuck them

Nobody has asked me this question since I was a teenager. They would never even think it's a possibility. Of course I'm a fairly normal looking guy, not a total Melvin with obvious virgin vibes. My illusion magic is effective enough to conceal my power level.

>>39544342
>School teacher in Japan
>Get asked this all the time

>>39544605
This. At worst people will think you're a bible thumper, and at best they'll think you're a romantic. I actually am waiting for marriage though, so it kinda does just roll off the tongue for me whenever I've been asked.

>>39544248
>get asked this
>people seem genuinely surprised

Does it mean I have a chance?

>>39544248
nobody has ever asked me. i either hide it well or they just know.