>browsing book store >see this INFJ qt wat do?

>>39542664
Avoid her whilst looking for my book but whilst there she never leaves my mind.

>taking that "intellectual" picture in front of the graphic novels and gaming sets
o im laffin

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>wearing that much makeup
I'd ask if the circus was in town ffs

>>39542664
fuck off, i'm walking here

>>39542664
get out the way bitch gonna go read my narutos

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>>39542664
wake up

originally depressing

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>barn's and noble will close in your lifetime
>tfw you will never go there during a rainy day and read a book with the thought that you may meet a gf there ever again despite you know it isn't going to happen, but you do it any way because of that small chance like the lotto

>>39542664
>oh look she reads and drinks coffee and wears all black and doesn't wear socks how """alternative"""
Also, American book stores have a gaming section? Pathetic.

>>39542782

Done this before.
You'll just get lost in whatever you're reading rather than worrying about some random bitch.

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>>39542664
Realize she is exactly my type and imagine our life together from a distance. Then to wean myself off those feels imagine she has taken lots of dick from Chad and avoid her.

>>39542859
>she's exactly my type
Why don't you just fuck some makeup then?

>Sat openly reading in a book store
fucking degenerate, buy the book

turn 360 degrees and pick up my naruto comics omw to the starbucks this store inevitably has

step over her to get the Big Book of Pokemon

Who even sits on the floor in a store like that?

>>39543018
People want Instagram followers.

>>39542664
I'm istp. What do you honestly think I would do?

>>39542664
Make careful maneuvers to walk by her without hitting anything. This int-j ain't talking to no one.

>>39543062
>I'm istp. What do you honestly think I would do?
eh bb wan sum fuk
u have a bf?
even better

Wonder how Ive ended up in the pleb area

As someone who used to work in a bookstore I can tell you that you can just walk right next to her and make a hint that you want to move and she'll move her legs out of the way. You might even get a "sorry" out of that. Then again we're dealing with a roastie so who knows?

>>39543084
anon that makes me upset. Why?

>>39543154
Because the actuality is that you sperg out about guns, cars or do nothing?

>>39543062
Watch her from across the bookstore and imagining yourself mustering up the courage to go over and talk to her but never doing it.
t. ISTP

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>>39542664
>some shit tier fiction section

I wasn't planning on going there anyway

Ignore and move on. Most women who read a lot are pretentious as fuck yet still only read trash.

>>39542957
You're supposed to steal them, then drop them in the snow in the middle of the road during your frantic escape, monkey man.

>>39542664
Wtf do you want me to do? Try to hit on her like some creep? It doesn't work if you're not a Chad.

>>39542664

completely avoid her presence, don't even look at her directly, only look to notice she's cute from my peripherals, get on bus and daydream about marrying her

>>39542664
how do you know she is infj?

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>>39542664
> I'm sooo glad you asked me out the other day at the bookstore. Isn't this great?
> wakes up

>interrupting someone reading a book

/r9k/ confirmed for niggers

>>39542818
They're books about games. I'd say they belong there. There is obviously a market for them as they've sold for over 20 years

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>>39543943
She's cute. This makes me upset.

>>39542664
enfp is where its at though. that loving assertiveness hnnng

Take a picture of her and ask 4chan what to do

Whip dick out and slam it on the book like the chad you are

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>>39544182
You can just pay for her if you live in southern cali.

>>39544293
A whore? I'd rather die alone.

Offer to smoke weed and jerk off

Ignore her as I walk right past and grab that minecraft book.

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>>39542664
>image implies the girl in this picture is smart because books
>is reading in (and assuming from) the gaming and graphic novels section
haha, nice try, better luck next time

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>>39544312
A lot of "whores" are actually very good girls who just need money to get through rough patches like school. There's nothing wrong with that. It's win win. webm related.

>>39544411
I'd still prefer dying alone.

>look at her book
>see that it's some sort of shitty ya/genre fic/vidya drivel
>righteously pick out some literary fiction, or maybe a book by a local poet
>contemplate my intellectual superiority and the likelihood that an attractive woman is challenged by nothing because women want to be like her and men are directed by (mostly) tiny penises, craving that which they could not possibly satisfy, both sexes refusing to offer true criticisms of any walking pussy with a decent face
>go home and read
>wonder if i, as a white man, am inherently misogynistic, or if there are in fact legitimate criticisms of feminism

>>39544450
>>wonder if i, as a white man, am inherently misogynistic
Toppest of keks. Whites are the most "progressive" people out there.

>>39542664
I met my girlfriend like this at a barnes and noble. Those places are so comfy.

>>39544511
How did you meet her there? Please don't say you "just said hi".

>>39543174
Anon, the only guns I've ever interacted with have been in video games and even then I'm terrible at fps

>>39544553
just said hello

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>>39543181
I have courage. I just don't know what to say. No point in talking if I don't have anything to say right?

>MBTI meme
disgusting

>>39544553
She was sitting on the floor reading and i told her she was in the way of a book I needed (It was moby dick, for a school report). Tbh i wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible but she kept trying to strike up a conversation and we ended up having coffee.

>>39542664
Can you stop with your mbti pseudo science horoscope shit please, you subhuman intelligence monkey?

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>>39542664
"Excuse my fair lady... may I sniff your feet while your read? I shan't be too bothersome I do promise!"

>>39543032
So fucking sad that females don't even do things because they enjoy them they just do it for likes and attention on social media. Were females always like this? Speaking to older females it does not seem so. Is life only a popularity contest with them?

>>39544828
No, it isn't. Some girls, while they may be a rarity, do actually do and take part in things that they genuinely enjoy. You just have to pay attention, and you'll find one. They usually have obscure interests though, as well as autism.

>>39542664
>implying an INFJ would be sitting on the ground in a book store pretending to be reading a book with a cup of coffee

Shes too pretentious for an INFJ. Not modest and prolly showing herself as fuck = not and INFJ

>>39545419
see >>39544714 you fucking retard faggot

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>Attractive girl reading in public
>Wow, I must have a shot at her, she must not be desirable either
Yeah, no.

>>39545448
I know mbti shouldnt be used as some kind of book our all actions are layed upon but it still gives you a wider perpective on different peoples psyches

>>39545525
>unironically wearing shiny black
>not wearing mat black

This is when you know the person has no taste in life at all

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>notice shes reading in the young adult section
>walk the other way

Well, I'm mentally retarded and, having discerned that this fine little specimen is INFJ, and knowing that there is nothing at all retarded about basing life choices on arbitrary personalities that exist purely in abstraction, I would, in a gentlemanly fashion, saunter up to her, ask kindly if she could give unto me her number, then, after calling her, set up a date, after which we would make beautiful love as the sun sets.

>>39544293
SOURCE????????????
ORIGINALDO

>>39542664
She looks cute but all women are sluts so she's not trustworthy

I-I want to pat her head. what is wrong with me?

Perform a long jump over her legs and make a dash for the Hyrule Historia.

>>39542664
"Accidentally" kick over her coffee. Or try getting a book above her and "accidentally" drop a really heavy tome on her head. Stupid ass roasty shouldn't be reading her trashy romance book in the middle of the fucking aisle.

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>>39542664
>barnes and noble

Kek I wouldnt be caught dead in that Big Jew Book Barn.

Honestly though, if you shop for books anywhere other than discount bookstores you are fucking up on multiple levels

>>39543018
I actually unironically sit cross legged on the ground in bookstores and read.

Im a 24 year old man.

Ive also had one girl approach me and ask what I was reading

>>39548057
i hate jews too their the worst

>Going to a bookstore when I have a tablet and know how to use the internet.

lulz

>>39548270
>He doesn't know the feel of physically owning a book and being able to feel the weight of knowledge, fun and adventure in his hands

>>39542664
ask if she wants her feet rubbed and kissed

>>39542706
I have the Hyrule historia digitally on my legend of Zelda edition Wii u