>tfw bf got me flowers and ice cream today he's so cute

>>39542542
Lmao u gay as hell nigga
teach me how to catch a bf

>>39542542

If you eat the ice cream you will get fat and he'll leave you

>>39542542
>>tfw bf got me flowers and ice cream today
>he's so cute I love him so much~
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>tfw no bf

i would put the flowers in some kind of container with water (not a vase because i don't have one) and put them on display and keep them as long as possible as a reminder of his affection

>>39542980
>If you eat the ice cream you will get fat and he'll leave you
but if I don't he'll think I hate him

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>>39543610
He already hates you and wants you to get fat so he has an excuse to dump you

I'm too straight for this gay sissy shit so I'm gonna pretend you're a woman.

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>tfw no bf to give flowers and ice cream to

>>39544044
You're probably a fag desu.
How would you feel about having a bf?
:3

>>39544326
>You're probably a fag desu.
>How would you feel about having a bf?
>:3

that depwnds, are you offering~

No more gay on /r9k/! Let your voice be heard!

>>39545557
>>39545557
>>39545557
>>39545557

I'm too cynical for this gay shit yet I want a comfy relationship with a manly bf who'd hug me and consetually cuddle me at night
>wat do

>>39545752
mate this board is already in shambles, I think gays are the least of your problems. You can always put on a filter and it'll be a-ok

>>39545752
Gay threads are my voice, I deserve a voice too anon

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>>39542542
Why I can't have a nice bf like yours

>>39546439
>Why I can't have a nice bf like yours
Be more assertive and you'll find one

>>39545729
>depwnds
idiot