>tfw there probably is no afterlife
good. that would just be another life to suffer in.
implying any of us here are qualified for heaven anyway
Boy I'm glad. I just want to stop existing already.
wouldn't endless happiness get mundane after a billion years anyway
Which is good. I don't want to live in eternal fucking suffering.
>>39533203
Nobody's been around long enough to prove it, but we'll probably never know
>>39533203
I always kinda thought of heaven being this place of "endless joy and happiness" to be too vague for my liking. For all I know eternal joy and happiness could just be being hooked up to some sorta machine that feeds you those signals to your soul or something. You wouldn't be conscious to the point where you're aware of your surroundings, but just enough to feel pleasure or something like that.
>be good muzzies for 80 years
>can't get drunk from the rivers of wine in heaven
LMAO
If there's a heaven, there's probably good bud and that's what keeps me believing in god
I know it's strange but it works for me
>>39533465
>good bud
What does "bud" mean?
>>39533518
Pot
Or meth
Pick ur poison
>doesn't have faith in afterlife
>thinks he'll make it
SINNER SINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>39533428
>But you can fuck all those virgins
What did they mean by this?
>he doesn't know about psychic resonance and soul harvesting
>>39535356
The Quran never says that those virgins are women. Or humans.
BAMBOOZLED AGAIN, MUZZIES
Here's what I think
>I am the only soul in existence
>When I die I come back to fill the role of someone else
Hopefully my next roll is something a bit better than being a NEET robot
>>39535960
You mean this absolute masterpiece?
http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
>>39536120
Yep. Really makes a lot of sense when I think about it