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>be in class
>don't really remember how we got to this point but idly mention that I wouldn't want to bang used goods
>professor asks me why and I say that everyone is horrified by the idea of using eachother's fleshlights and sextoys or even toothbrushes so what's the difference between that and a real human
>instantly all the women in the class start screeching like baboons
whatever i don't give a fuck
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>>39531132
>/r9k/ leaves the internet and faces reality
LMAO
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>>39531559
enjoy chad's sloppy seconds normal fag
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>>39531132
You forgot to wear your weighted training armor around normies.
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>>39531969
Chad enjoys my sloppy seconds too, name of the game virgin boy.
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>>39531132
>revealing your power level
fuck it its not like our kind gets laid anyways
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>>39531992
>being this dillsuional
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>>39532021
They probably wouldn't give him the time of day anyways
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>instantly all the women in the class start screeching like baboons
perfect. must feel bad to not be valued, huh roasties?
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>>39531132
You are amazing if this is real
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>>39531132
Toothbrush analogy is pretty great for trolling desu
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Banana analogies are always good.
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>find out girl is a virgin
>slowly stop talking to her
Not worth dealing with all that bullshit, I'm just looking for a stupid whore
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>>39531132
>everyone is horrified by the idea of using eachother's fleshlights and sextoys or even toothbrushes
maybe that humans aren't objects and can't be "used" or soiled through that use.
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>>39533398
no, they're much worse. You won't catch std's or pregnancy from a toothbrush only you use.
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>>39531132
how did the guys in the class react?
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>>39531132
youre getting kicked out for sexist comments, enjoy
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>>39533587
Only man. have you been to university?
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>>39533398
>bacteria-laced genitalia entering a hot organic cave won't have any biological repercussion
If that were true, chlamydia and other STDs wouldn't exist. They're a byproduct of "not being an inanimate object".
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