Amerifats, are you looking forward to being drafted into Trumpo's

Yeah. How else am I going to snag a qt who has no idea what the world outside her country is like?

>>39521069
>tfw don't meet weight requirements to join even the air force
Does that make me exempt?

>>39521108
This raises a good question:

Could Burgerstan still field an army despite being mostly fat?

>too short
>have scoliosis
Non-misfits BTFO

>>39521149
They can just make a big and beautiful wall of fat people.

>>39521069
Wouldn't mind it tbqh

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>>39521069
>Tfw not even fit to serve in the military due to many reasons so I won't have to kill myself for the upcoming draft.

>>39521069

>hey you're drafted
>this one time i went to a psychiatrist and he diagnosed me with depression and gave me prozac for 3 years when i was younger
>ok you're perma dq'd

l8ter nerds haha

i'm a panthuh now, so they won't draft me

>diagnosed Schizophrenic
>Been on meds for years
There's no fucking way they'd put a gun in my hand

People here are too mentally ill or retarded to serve in the military.

>>39521594
read >>39521262

any branch will perma dq you if you've ever even visited a psych

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>getting to be the anon who activates the space laser cannon that evaporate the Koreans' water