My professor wants us to write a short story about a person we've

>>39516874
I'd write a short story about never being in love and I'd make it as insulting of the assignment itself as possible.

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>>39516874
Write about me

Write about your waifu but never allude to the fact that she's your waifu and pretend she's real.

I had this prompt once and I wrote a story about how I've never loved anyone, myself least of all and how I'd kill myself if I didn't know that my existence ever so slightly amplified the collective misery of the human race and accelerated its timely demise through depletion of natural resources.

>>39517037
What'd you get on that paper?

>>39516874
Do you want to get bullied?

If your waifu is Himari go for it.

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Write about loving your professor and allude you want to dominate him in the most fucked up fetishes you can think of. Bonus point if 1/2 of the text is one big fat paragraph about how romantically enamouring you find his balding head with hyperbole, e.g. how every time you see the sun it reminds you of how faint it is in comparison to the flame that the reflection off his scalp ablazed in your heart.

What the fuck kind of assignment is that? Encouraging young students to be obsessive betas who write fucking stories about their oneitises.

Make sure to make your story as sarcastic as possible. Essentially give a subtle "fuck you" to your dipshit professor.

Have you people legitimately never fallen in love with anyone? Aren't you all in your 20s?

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>>39517168

This is obviously the best way to go about doing it.

>>39517268
I'm 28 and I've fallen in love with a girl, I haven't even had a crush since high school. Reminder that if you interact with women enough to have a oneitis you aren't a robot, you're just a failed normie.

>>39517268
I've found plenty of girls attractive or nice but a girl has never let me get close enough where it would develop into love so no.

>>39517375
I mean I've never fallen in love with a girl.

>>39516953
This is the only possible correct answer OP

>>39516874
Do it but just don't let your prof know she's 2d. Probably wouldn't face a good reaction

Yes, you should. And at the end write that your waifu is goku when he transforms into that giant gorilla.

>>39516874
No, contain your autism for your own good. You also sound underage.
>>>/out/

>>39516953
Well that's a given, I'm not going to say she's 2D.

>>39517486
I think you should actually mention that she's 2D, it would make the story more interesting.

>>39517460
>college
>underage
Okay Mr. Illiterate.

>>39517552
If by more interesting you mean show up on reddit to be mocked for the cringe factor then absolutely.

Write a letter telling your professor to fuck off for this stupid project.