>if you dont live in a 3rd world country you CANNOT be a robot
>if you have any form of education you CANNOT be a robot
>if you have any form of shelter you CANNOT be a robot
>if you eat more than twice a week you CANNOT be a robot
>if you have any living relatives you CANNOT be a robot
>if you are not wanted by the authorities you CANNOT be a robot
>if you have any functioning limbs you CANNOT be a robot
>if you have any functioning sex organs you CANNOT be a robot
So many normies these days who think they are robots its unbelievable
Feel free to leave any more robot-requirements
>>39515561
No. The only real definition of a robot is being a male, and being ugly/undesirable to women.
How the fuck do you shitpost without a shelter?
>wanted by the authorities
at least someone wants you normie
and what does that make you?
>>39515561
>if you're not made of metal and programmed to perform a task, you CANNOT be a robot
The requirements for being a robot are:
>virgin
>no job
>no friends
That is all.
A lot of normalfucks in this thread need to leave my board.
>>39515967
I think you only need 2 of the above (plenty of wagie bots out there, or those with equally loser friends). Also having a diagnosed mental illness on the level of schizo or worse should instantly classify you as a robot if you are male.
>>39516520
>equally loser friends
Fuck you no one with friends can be as much of a loser as robots. kys
>if you have ever touched a living thing you CANNOT be a robot
>>39515561
>if you feel there's any chance of improvement in your life you CANNOT be a robot