What would you do if you get haunted by a ghost?

Move and see a psychiatrist I guess. Seems like the both rational and practical first step.

>>39513112
Figure out how to trap them and force them to do my bidding.

Try and have sex or get it to raep me of course.

>>39513112
If it's a girl ghost, I'd fap to the thought of it watching.
Anything else and I'll post on /x/ with a trip acting like a ghost expert in as many threads as possible as if my life were a story people cared about.

Thankfully, I don't even have that.

>>39513112
Try to communicate with it. Hope it doesn't fuck with me during sleep paralysis.

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>>39513112
What does the ghost do or how would I notice it?

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Make her my gf

experiment

get answers on the afterlife

>>39513112
I would tell it to fuck off.

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I would convince it to play videogames with me.

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>>39513112
/x/ is useless! I just want a qt ghost gf!

>>39513112
I would treat it as a tulpa and interact with it when I feel like it. unless it attacks me I wouldn't run from it.

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>>39513112
I wish i had a ghost waifu

>Find out ghost is haunting house
>Buy a Ghost Buster's Vacuum
>Remove the container
>Fill it with piss, sweat, and fun
>Once full, suck up ghost with vacuum
>If female, only let her out if she allows sex at any and all times
>If male, don't. Let him suffer

>>39513112
I remember someone asked me this 2 years ago. I said I would just watch them and be their karma ghost, good things I make good things happen, do bad things I make bad things happen. I forgot what she said she would do. I should have paid more attention

>>39513112
>you live with me?
No she's dead you fucking mong

>>39513218
this desu

I fear the ghost that haunts my house, I will never stop the sexual advances

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Feed her lots of food!

I was for a time, or it may have been a house spirit. Either way it was pretty disturbing until eventually I followed some advice and the problem went away.