>cashier tells me to have a nice day >haven't had

>"Have a nice day!"
>Thanks, you too!
>I don't actually want them to have a nice day.

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>>39512189
>tell cashier to have a nice day
>cashier looks confused and says "y-you too"
?????

>>39512206
I just say thanks

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>say "no problem" when the waitress apologizes for the wait
>actually had a problem with it

What do you say if they ask how you're doing over the intercom at a drive-thru? I usually say "Fine, hope you are" and proceed to order.
WHY DO THEY FUCKING SAY THAT? Stop it.

>>39512267
They're likely told to say that by their trainers. Can't expect minimum wagers to think outside the box.

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>"anything else?"
>"no"
>actually wanted something else

>>39512189
AH THE FEELS....

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>be in gym
>see a free locker
>I'm assuming it's free becasue it's got no lock on
>some a hole leaves his stuff in without a lock
>notice this happening alot
>keep thinking I see a free locker but it's not actually free.
>get mad
>Bring in spare lock
>lock the fuckers things in with my spare lock
>Leave gym

Haha fuck you. Just buy a damn lock they are $1 at the reception

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>attend gym
>don't want to waste money on a stupid lock
>see a gullible looking autist
>"accidentally" let him see the unlocked locker
>wait until he reees under his breath and buys a lock for me
>tell reception someone stole my key
>get a free lock

>>39512445
Who /Machiavellian/ here?

>>39512445
How would you have the key idiot