>be 29 years old >be NEET for 6 years >parents keep

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2017-09-04 02:17:41 Post No. 39504304
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:17:41 Post No. 39504304 [Report]

>be 29 years old
>be NEET for 6 years
>parents keep comparing me to their family friend's children and how successful they are
>at first was annoyed then just started accepting i'm a failure
>slowly but surely losing sanity
>become alcoholic as well
>one night parents are watching T.V.
>i go and join them
>mother makes snide remark about NEETS clearly to belittle me
>i've had enough of this
>i hug her and call her mommy
>start grabbing her breasts and sucking her nipples with my tobacco stained teeth
>she starts screaming
>father pulls me off
>i lock myself into my room
>father is banging on my door as i type this
>another small victory for myself and NEETkind

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:19:10 Post No.39504329
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:19:10 Post No.39504329 [Report]

Is this the new "things that never happened" thread?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:21:18 Post No.39504364
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:21:18 Post No.39504364 [Report]

>>39504304
I hope it's true but it's probably not

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:23:46 Post No.39504413
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:23:46 Post No.39504413 [Report]

Normies in shambles

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:25:13 Post No.39504441
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:25:13 Post No.39504441 [Report]

>>39504304
We need a Robot Punisher

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:33:05 Post No.39504585
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:33:05 Post No.39504585 [Report]

The first time you REEEEEEEEEE unironically, uncontrollably, like the shrieking at the end of Freaks, I mean the last shot, that's when you know you're a real NEET.

You're getting there, son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaGjhx_jFDE

Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:53:55 Post No.39504952
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 02:53:55 Post No.39504952 [Report]

Im unironically proud of you

Anonymous 2017-09-04 03:36:57 Post No.39505723
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 03:36:57 Post No.39505723 [Report]

I want to snuggle and succ my mom so she knows...

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:24:03 Post No.39506527
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:24:03 Post No.39506527 [Report]

>>39504304
brave the storm dauntless neet, for once the waves break on the rock, a clear dawn shall crest th' horizon

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