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WHAT DO I DO NOW?? I have my SISTERS friend in the hotel right

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WHAT DO I DO NOW?? I have my SISTERS friend in the hotel right now, she's chilling on her phone???
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>>39504144
Rock paper scissors, loser tells the winner a secret
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>>39504144
she wants nothing to do with you dude
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Has she given any indication what she thinks of you?
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>>39504171
THIS THIS THIS
don't do something fucking awkward you'll regret, she's on her phone for a reason, if she was even remotely interested do you think she'd be that way?
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>>39504144
Stop before you create a memory you'll never forget (not a good one either).
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same chubby mexican every single time
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>>39504144
you look like a manlet with those short stubby legs. I'd play it safe and wait till she makes the first move anon. She may have already made a move by practically throwing her vagina in front of you.
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>>39504243
That's just typical slut behavior
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>>39504144
Do it bro, nothing could go wrong.
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>>39504171
Should have thought if that before she showed him her cooch.
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Unzip your dick
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>>39504144
Go for it m90

origumo
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>>39504144
Nice LARP, but you should show gf's puss.
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Pull your pants down. Do it now!
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>>39504144
When women do this is it because they dont care or because there unaware of it?
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>>39504343
Neither, Women need to expose themselves to remain relevant, she obviously wants Op
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She's currently in the shower, how long do u think I could jackoff for before she comes out??
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>>39504395
burst into the bathroom and then start jacking off
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>>39504395
she wants you to go in and make a woman out of her.
do it pussy.
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>>39504282
Hello, it seems you have made an error in your post. You wrote LIVE ACTION role play when it seems you actually mean simply 'role play' as LIVE ACTION indicated the role play is occurring with people in a real life setting. When people get together with plastic swords and shields and do battle they are LARPing, when they are inside making up characters playing DnD they are only ROLE PLAYING. Just a friendly FYI letting you know so you don't continue making such an embarrassing mistake henceforth.
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>>39504395
maybe 5min at most.
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>>39504395
Cum on the doorknob
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>>39504427
this. don't a bitch op. walk in and show her what it means to be a man
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>>39504395
Don't, wait for her to come back and get her
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>>39504395
If she comes out in a towel or bathrobe then she's definitely telling you something
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>>39504144
but her phone is on the bed
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>>39504395
bro shes sending you all the signs, if you dont walk in naked and join her in the shower you will forever regret it.
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>>39504465
This.

tulsa
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>>39504437
Hello, it seems you have made an error in your post. You corrected anon about LARP when it seems you actually are really new. Sometimes things mean different things or aren't meant to be taken literally. Just a friendly FYI letting you know so you don't continue making such an embarrassing mistake henceforth.
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>>39504499
hehe words have meaning most assuredly
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>>39504144
Shes sending you all the obvious signs
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So officially I'm getting excited, she's charging her phone not paying attention to me as usual, but still...
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>>39504573
Where's your sister during all this
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>>39504573
Anon... what the fuck are you doing not fucking her right now
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>>39504573
Nigga she want da D
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>>39504144
looks like she's ignoring you O.P
kek little beta orbiter
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>>39504573
hurt her for real this time, you act bad but don't inflict pain
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>>39504573
wtf man talk to her
tell us what shes saying
YOU HAVE TO GIVE US DETAILS ANON
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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>>39504547
hehe they do. colloquialism has a meaning too hehe
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>>39504573
>being a sperg and taking all these pics
you could have been balls deep in that ass right now
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>>39504573
Look, if you had one shot
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>>39504573
Fuck her pussy
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She's back in the bathroom, my sis is eating with her boyfriend right now
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>>39504144
>>39504573

yeah...she hasn't noticed you taking flashing pictures yet
you must think we're dumb
this thread is fake af
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>>39504659
Lie on the bed before she comes out
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>>39504573
BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA*fwuuueee*AAAAAAAAAP
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Honestly man.....
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>>39504665
originally this

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>39504666
This anon
It is literally your only shot at giving her a chance to make a move on you
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>>39504573
those feet look tiny
is she underage?
MODS!
UNDERAGE!
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>>39504659
Why did she go back into the bathroom? She was literally in there a couple minutes ago.
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>>39504211
>she's on her phone for a reason, if she was even remotely interested do you think she'd be that way?
You would have a point if it weren't 2017 where retards are addicted to their phones.
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Fugg pls
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>>39504621
hmm yes yes simply borne of a poor understanding :) just trying to spread information :O
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>>39504144
Anon! just lay on the bed where she was laying.
If she comes back and lays down with you/something similar she definitely wants the dick.
if she says what are you doing or something like that then you were misreading.
either way laying on the bed will solve this mystery.
fucking do it
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>>39504774
haha its ok anon dw about it :)
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>>39504770
Definitely fake, but it's still fun to self-insert yourself into this situation
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>>39504696
tiny feets are hot as fuck, also it doesnt mean that shes underage
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inb4, "Shit lads OP here, she told me to fuck off and die!"
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>>39504573
*BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

this comment is high in content and testosterone
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>>39504789
it's no problem at all I have a lot of fun chatting on here
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>>39504437
Thanks friendly neighborhood pedant, no go suck someones boot you worm.
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>>39504811
they're hot to a pedophile i guess
MODS!!
UNDERAGE!!!!
BAN THIS CP THREAD MODS!
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>>39504573
Nice flash asshole. I'm sure your "sister" didn't notice. Fake and gay.
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>>39504144
beat your meat and go to sleep, you aint doing shit
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Going out to meet up with my sister, let's see what happens from here
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>>39504972
that's an unattractive ass
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>>39504972
Mission failed. Your night better last way longer than this
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>>39504144
uh did you take that photo with flash baka? she now knows you're taking photos of her (and she can definitely feel how much she is exposing of herself)
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Just confirmed that OP is Indian
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>>39504972
worst decision of my life was going to uc santa cruz, i know thats the skate logo but it reminded me of that. transfer immediately santa cruz robots, its a waste of time and money.
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please fuck them both and stream it here
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>GUY using a paid prostitute just so he can take pictures and make up stories on a nippon board
lmao how much is she charging for this
did you guys agree to fuck later?
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>>39504972
you failed dude
you had your chance
she wanted you to fuck her in the shower and you didnt do it
now shes over you
you fucked it up lad
better luck next time!
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she's back on her phone charging it by the bed, my sis is with her boyfriend in the other room, I'm rooming with the friend
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>>39505217
Is she praying that you go for a walk?
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>>39505217
Ask her why she's sitting like that?
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>>39505217
Whip it out and say
>"You want it?"
Do et. op
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>>39505217
DUDE SHES GIVEN YOU SO MANY SIGNALS
YOU GOTTA MAN UP
SAY SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO YOU WANNA GET LAID TONIGHT OR NOT
SHES LITERALLY CRYING OUT FOR YOUR COCK
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GUYS
my sisters friend got me to help her run a concession stand
we have some down time rn..
WHAT DO I DO
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>>39505283
OMG DUDE! GO FOR IT MAN
SHE'S GIVING YOU SO MANY SIGNALS!
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>>39505260
This
dont be a faggot OP
RAP DA BITCH
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>>39505217
Do you have a picture of her face?
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>>39505283
just stare at her awkwardly while posting on /r9k/ my man, works every time
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>>39505217
no woman would be this desperate to ride a manlet spic cock
If you had taken it slowly and asked her to cross her legs, slightly change her pose in bed I don't know, it would have been more believable
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>>39505283
Is that her bedroom
GODDAAAAMNNN\
GO FOR IT MAN
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>>39505283
WOAH DUDE WOAH
DO YOU SEE THE WAY SHE'S FLUTTERING HER EYELASHES AT YOU DUDE
OMG DUDE YOU ARE SO IN!
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It's now or never guys.... were watching the simpsons right now, she's still half on her phone, but I can't take this , look at how she's sitting
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>>39504144
>i'm bored wanna do something?
see how she reacts, go with the flow, dont be pushy/weird and shut up if she wants to be left alone
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>>39505345
FUCK HER YOU VIRGIN PUSSY, GOD YOU ROBOTS ARE RETARDED
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>>39505345
Say "nice view from here."
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>>39505283
DAYMN
Wish my sister walked around like that
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>>39505354
are you a hobbit? She definitely doesn't want sex.
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HELP ME ANONS
my sisters best most loyal friend is doing some yoga to relax while my sis is shopping for some snacks for later tonight
what you guys think she wants me to do? she hasn't been saying much in the last 10 minutes
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>>39505345
No girl would open her legs like that and show her ass like she has been doing if she wasn't interested. Go for it. What is there to lose? At worst, it'll be awkward. At best, you'll get your dick wet.
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>>39505365
meant for >>39505345
btw
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>>39505379
FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!
FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!1
DO IT DO IT DO IT!
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>>39505379
holy fuck OP daymn
how have you not banged her yet?
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>>39505362
This or tell her to close her legs ironically ofc
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>>39505345

Holy shit dude you cant be this fucking inept can you? Only the most absolutely hopeless of all robots would fuck this up.
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>>39505345
say ''can you eat my leg hair''
say it in Mexican if it sounds more romantic
thanks spic
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>>39505379
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE
HOW INEPT CAN U BE?'
JUST TAKING PICTURES OF THAT WHEN YOU COULD BE ASS FUCKING HER UNTIL YOUR HAMSTRING PULLS? FUCKING FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOT!!!!!!
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Fuck it, I'm going for it , she just said change the channel, but she's looking like this ....
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>>39505379
start talking about relationships.
it's that simple. "So X, do you have a boyfriend" and let it flow from there
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Honestly, all you robots are saying go for it but what op is really asking for is HOW to go for it and not splerg it up.
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Keep us posted famalamadingdong
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why do you fucks always fall for this shit?

the guy took a pic with the flash on and you dont think the chick noticed in a dark room? stupid cucks
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Alright see you guys in settle while, I just grabbed her foot and she didn't do shit.... so yeah I got the signal
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>>39505574
You're screwed, OP.
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>>39505602
jfc just fug her

:DDD
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>>39505602
Holy shit OP, remember to lift her legs in the air and get deep in there.
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I don't care if this is dumb bait, I just want more pics of the qt's ass.
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>>39505602
ur in dude
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>>39505602
fuarkkk im mirin
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>>39505602
>I just grabbed her foot and she didn't do shit
>so yeah I got the signal
THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING THOUGH
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>a female is interested in him
>he thinks he's a robot
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>>39505602
pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics
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>>39505646
what a cuck
kys fag
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Good to go now, fuck what my sister thinks
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>>39505673
That's some edgy edge mr edge lord.
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>>39505602
She looks like she's asleep...
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>>39505696
truly epic dude. post pic of u fuckin her. what was the point of this thread?
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>>39505696
record it while ur at it
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>>39505696
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ORGINIAL ORIGNIALITY
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>>39505696
Very confused, how does someone not react to this? My guess is this is a chad and gf stringing robots along.
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>>39505731
This, I call fake. Letting him take pics, too...
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>>39505696
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

oreginoli
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>>39505731
probably this desu, fuck OP
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OP DO IT

AVENGE ALL THE ANONS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES FROM BEING VIRGINS
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>>39505751
this has been fake the whole time baka kek
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CHILLING IN EPIC BREAD
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>>39505731
This is exactly what this is..all these cucks want to believe it's real
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>>39505751
Yeah, it looked like the flash was on in at least a few pics. She def wouldve noticed that shit if this was real
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you fucking retards. how would he be typing and taking pics at the same time? stop being dumb. this is obviously either his gf or whatever
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>>39505770
Still a cute ass, call me an idiot all ya want lol
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>>39505772
She was clearly hungry for cock, she wouldn't care if he was taking pics. You're all over thinking it
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>>39505696
MAKE A MOVE

This is the one time in your life a girl will flirt with you. She has made it very clear that she is into you. You have nothing to lose.
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>>39505833
>she's made it clear she's into you

by what?
playing angry birds while he's rubbing his limp dick on her ankle?
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>>39505696
inb4 she lets you fuck her silently and after you cum she screams rape and fines you for 1k
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Put me in the screen capture.
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>>39505833
>Dick in her feet
>make a moove anon!
Wtf nigga
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POST MORE PICTURES OF THAT DICK
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fake and gay af what is this autism
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>>39505882
faggot

original unoriginal comment
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>this entire fucking thread
What an absolute legend
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>>39505696
Supreme chuckle
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>>39505948
its just some chad and his stacy gf (with a cute ass)
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>>39505696
Keep taking and uploading photos
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>>39505696
POST MORE RIGHT FUCKING NOW REEEEEEE
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>>39505696
>inb4 this is actually OP's gf
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How would you actually make a move?

Like
Sit next to her and start rubbing her leg?
Talk to her for a bit, get her body language

Like, break it down for a robot
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>>39506025
>>39506036

cucks.gif
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I'm currently getting head, I don't have a lot of time to take good pics right now
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>>39506062
TOASTING IN EPIC BREADSSSS
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>>39506062

> getting head

You're officially banned from r9k, you've become a normie. Congratulations, now GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>39506062
K now we know this is fake, robot would have premature ejaculated on her feet and spilled spaghetti.
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soon:
>LMAO U NERDS THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR REAL
>get rekt virgins XD
yeah you showed us
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>>39506062
It's obviously camera tricks. She's sitting up watching TV while you stand in front of her in the mirror
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>>39505379
It's simple, champ. Just walk up and give her a firm handshake.
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>>39504144
thats a fucking guy you fucking faggot
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Well baited OP. You've strung along countless retards who actually believe you haven't fucked this girl before.
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>>39504144
>men who think women sitting quietly with them in a room means that's an indication that he has to try to bang her

She's purposely blocking her view of you because she doesn't want to see you, buddy. Cringe as fuck.
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>>39505379
Holy shit she's hot
moar
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>>39506062
why do you and your gf feel the need to get attention from lonely virgins on /r9k/ ?
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>>39506062
wew nice one m80
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>its a chad pretending to be a robot on /r9k/ episode

You aint fooling me. Look at the size of his legs and hand in pic one. So obviously a hunky dudebro
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>posting in ebin larp bread
You guys aren't really autistic enough to believe this is real, right? OP, timestamp or gtfo
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hey, nice lame fake-ass story from random pics online somewhere that can't be reverse image search. 4/10 tho
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>>39506089
Fuck off, faggot frog poster
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anyone who believes this is real is obviously underage and should be banned
this is youtube prankster level shit
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>>39506139
He's not a chad
scroll up, both of them are spics, she has flat ass and his dick is brown and there are some disgusting spots in it
even if they're dating I'd still consider him a robot, let's embrace him
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>>39506223
>DATING
>STILL A ROBOT

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
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>>39506062
Ok send video evidence cause this probs a escort from probably yesterday and you took pictures video please
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>>39506250
>we all saw this coming
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>>39506250
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE GET OUT RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39506250
/r9k/ btfo amirite bro?! sweet job my dude lol fucking virgin fags
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>>39506250
hey sushibro originally
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>>39506250
You've posted threads before about fucking girls you met on tinder.
I don't think this was your sisters friend. I just think it was a girl you hooked up with.
It's a nice little fake story, but I think it would fit better on /b/.
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>>39506250
Oh it's you again. I guess if you're gonna brag to anyone, may as well be r9k.
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>>39506250
you're kinda ugly but you look like a big guy and you're confident so you're ok
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Lmaoooo You guys believed him?
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>>39506250
Oh, it's this Tinder shilling fuckface.

>OP WAS NEVER ONE OF US
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>all of the projecting virgins that fell for this
Uninstall /r9k/
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>>39506223
>>39506250
ya sure, there are no spic chads

real robots would have nothing more than a landwhale or a trap in that bed
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>>39506303
He's legit. Dunno if the stories are 100% legit but this is a fairly regular poster. Every time he has sex he posts vids or pics of it here.
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>>39506250
THIS ISN'T SOC
FACE THREADS BELONG ON SOC
MODS!!
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>>39505345
lol dude your leg hair looks like pubic hair
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This thread fucking KEK
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>>39506250
By the way, I'm calling you Biff from now on.
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>>39506250
FACE THREAD!
MODS
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>>39506323
instead he got a spic roastie with a flat table ass
your point?
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>>39506363
kek, sure keep nitpicking like the average bot wouldnt consider it a major score to get with a girl like that
most of us cant even get a tinder match
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>>39506250
>robochad fucks another random girl
>posts it on /r9k/
>gets a billion (You)s
>the (You)s are more satisfying than the sex
>he's still empty inside
>cries himself to sleep later
>robots can at least dream, but chad has seen beyond the veil
>sex doesn't fill the void
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>>39506250
The mad man!

That was well executed sushibro.
>>
RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHVBFVINRWOVNIRBIGOWRP
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>>39506250
MODERATORS!
HE POSTED A FACE!
BAN HIM MODS!!
MODS MODS MODS
FACE THREADS BELONG IN SOC MODS!!!
BAN OP
BAN THIS THREAD
BAN THIS NOW
IS WHAT I SAID
MODS!
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>>39506425
MODS FACE DELET SHIIIEET
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>>39506401

feels

the void never leaves. just closes sometimes.
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>>39506250
Kek I made OP delete his face pic post
how does it feel OP?
that you will forever be my cuck?
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Based on my cartoons, this is probably ok now
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>>39506460
I didn't delete anything , mods are swooping in , idk why tho
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>>39506516
>I could have sex with girls like this if I quit drugs

Fuuuuggggg

Drugs are better tho
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>>39506516
i don't care that you're a chad but keep posting pics of her
maybe even a video
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>>39506541
>>I could have sex with girls like this if I quit drugs
Yeah that's the only thing keeping you from it
>>
>>39506167
No, you eat shit, faggot nigger
>>
>>39506516
denial

I made O.P delete it
everyone LAUGH AT O.P!
I MADE O.P MY KEK
kek
>>
>>39506516
she is seriously fine

I knew this was a troll thread from the start but I thought it was the guy who roleplays with his girlfriend in the back of his car, not you. Pretty good stuff

Fuck it, post more pics of that tight ass
>>
>>39506516
i hope you ate her out my dude. and i mean both her pussy and her asshole
>>
>>39506516
post her face, originalnoo
>>
>>39506570
I was the frog poster, not you. Stop.
>>
>>39506250
KEK
I made O.P delete this
he will forever be cucked by me
>>
>>39505646
This desu she looks qt as fuck.
>>
>>39506637
No one is pretending to be you faggot, calm down.
>>
>>39504144
fuck the shit outta that thot nigga i believe in you
Do it for your brothers
>>
>>39506686
1. This guy is a Chad who regularly posts girls he fucks
2. Story is fake, this is just another hookup
>>
>>39506516

get a picture of that pussy for us senpai
>>
>>39504666
this quickly NOWW
>>
>>39504665
>>39504684
These posts right here
>>
>>39506062
>finally has sex
>posts on /r9k/
>>
pretty sure this is your "coworker" you posted last time, fag
cute gf, I guess
>>
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>>39506516
"idk why tho"
Are you a fucking retard? It's the second thread of r9k. Don't post face. >>>/soc/
>>
>>39506708
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
originalblox need more content apparently rofl fuck off robot you piece of annoying shit
>>
Post moreeeeeerreeeeeeee
>>
>>39506818
>bot catches low effort post
>evades bot
>calls bot annoying
>>
>>39506928
yes and...?
this thread deserves low quality shitposts
>>
>>39506964
except that anon probably does that in every thread. countless anons do. being upset at the bot is a good tell of newness too.
>>
>>39505731
I mean obviously.

OP said they were at a hotel room and there's not only a huge dresser in the OP pic, but a window behind the bed. Obviously they're in a bedroom in a house and it's Chad and his whore gf.
>>
>>39506516
pussy picture or fake
>>
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>>39506988
T.newfag trying to fit in
>>
>>39507164
Thank you for your assumption anon
>>
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>>39506928
>his autism prevents him from thinking the bot is annoying to anon because it gets in his way of posting
>>
>>39507228
the bot, by design, tries to get in the way of low effort posts to result in less low effort posts
>>
>>39504437
Is fucking a girl's puss not Live Acfion?
>>
>>39507257
And you think this would not be annoying to some?
>>
>>39506683
Just go back to /pol/, reddit, or whatever normiehole you crawled out of.
>>
>>39505696
>cutlet
Why do women give these losers the time of day? Circumcised men should not be allowed pleasure.
>>
>>39507362
no, i think it IS annoying to some and i'm glad for it being that way. if you can't understand why it's a good thing on your own then I can't help you, sorry.
>>
>>39505696
cum on her feet faggot
>>
POST MORE OF HER FEET PLEASE ROBOTO
>>
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>>39506062

congrats dude, you have a gf we dont care

stopped taking the bait in the first flashed picture you sent
>>
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>>39507422
>a good thing
How is something so easy to get around that it's almost pointless a good thing? Sure it annoys an anon for a sec or two but then they Remember the robot is dumb as shit and get away with posting the same shit anyways
>>
>>39505696
WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>39507746
For every anon that does that there are over 9000 that don't persist or don't persist more than a few times.
>>
I thought this guy disappeared?

Did he ever make it to 100?
>>
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>>39507973
>if I pull statistics out of my ass they must be true!
>>
>>39508097
>he thinks "over 9000" is a statistic
>>
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>>39508179
hello barneyfig
please leave this humble establishment
>>
>>39508179
Not really. How about replace "over 9000" with "1 or more", does that trigger you less?
>>
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>>39507582
this

my god i'm so disappointed in all the retards in this thread
>>
>>39508272

>not realizing people were playing along to get OP to post more pics
>>
>>39508272
idgaf that its fake, it's a hot situation for robots to self insert.
>>
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>>39508246
>LE TRIGGERED XDXD
You have a good night anon
>>39508239
If you're looking for Lee he seems to be less active as of lately
>>
>>39505602
I hope you don't live in California with the "yes mean yes law". you are going to jail
>>
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>>39508364
>If you're looking for Lee
>>
>>39508364
thanks for your well wishes anon. is my post acceptable if i made that change though? i don't want to mispost again and bother anyone.
>>
>>39504395
don't do it OP shes a thot she'll steal your wizard powers with her soul sucking vagina
>>
>>39508440
>tfw just now came to the conclusion your post where jokes that flew over my head
Mistakes where made
>>
>>39508527
It's ok anon, I miss things frequently. No harm done or intended.
do have a good night too, though
>>
>>39506125
Just wait a second bud. This thread gets cucked
>>
>>39505696
she likes dudes, you're fucking someone who likes dudes, gay af
>>
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>>39506250
>the chad shitpost
>>
posting in epic threadddddddddddd good job OP
>>
>>39505217
That is one disgusting ass.
Originalo
>>
>>39508767
Post you replied too got deleted. What was it?
>>
>>39504144
>that flash from the picture
Did it make a sound too lmao. Quit LARPing please.
>>
>>39508856
the raw and uncensored version of >>39506498
>>
>Mfw some faggot chad has made me feel insecure and jealous because he got a blowjob from a stacey and I didnt

Fuck me just go away.
>>
>>39508875
What a shitter.
originalio
>>
>>39506498
I've seen you post here several times. You fucked the tinder girls and had a pic of you sitting on the toilet as your profile pic on tinder. Fucking spic douchebag. Congrats to you though, wish I was getting head right now.
>>
>all these newfags not knowing this was a sushifag thread

Holy shit, I hate you faggots for giving him all this attention. A month ago, this thread would have been pruned 30 post in.
>>
>>39508878
Just remember he's only posting here because he's an insecure Brad.
>>
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>>39508179
Die you fucking Barneyfag.
Seriously, fucking kill yourself. Seriously.
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