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shhh... *teeheehee* you hear that....wagie? it's the sound

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shhh... *teeheehee* you hear that....wagie?

it's the sound of a freshly opened mountain dew in front of a 2000% gaming rig.

oh! you must be confused. what am i here for?

well i'll make it brief. But i'm going to make sure you remain calm. caaalm. caaaallllmmm. caaaaaalllmm. take a deep breath. hold it. hold it. hold it. hooolllld it. now....exhale.

ok

you know what time it is? it's time for you to pay your taxes for my NEETbux, wageboy. I need you to heave yourself out of your chair...go aaaaalll the way over to your mail.... and fund my lifestyle. can you do that? hmm? well i suppose you have to anyway. or you'll die! teehee!

well i hope i didn't make you ragie. just a friendly reminder before you hit the hay. I timed this post before your day of freedom, for your sanity of course. So keep at it wagie and don't forget. only 40is more years until you can live like me! tick tock! tiiiick toock. ahh bliss. I sure wish i could get you out of your rut. but it looks like you'll have to work while i live on the comfy sidelines....
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>>39483804
>2000% gaming rig
You fucked up neet. Sageoliolio.
(also I destroy you at CSGO and I play casually)
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>>39483804
>2000%
NEET intelligence everyone
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I'm retired at age 27 after being one of the first 100 employees at a certain well known tech company and cashing in stock options. I make 200k a year passive income, own a 5000sq ft house overlooking a lake in a gated community, and can travel anywhere I want anytime I want. There's a difference between not needing to work and having freedom. But yeah enjoy your gaming computer lol
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>>39483804
Wagies are robots too you mong, we need to team up and destroy the normies, you with me?
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>>39483804
why don't you guys post on reddit

you'd get the butthurt you seek
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>>39483933
Still a wagie at heart. eh? you will never be happy if you base it around material possessions.

Take me for insistence. Brainy, enlightened......NEET. I could though away my computer and still be as happy and tranquil as can be. Can you say the same? No. You may be richer but you don't impress....Because you are poor at heart... a wagie. at heart.
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I sure am mad that you have to spend an entire year saving up for a fancy chair

I've been a neet before. Being a poor piece of shit with too much free time is not a good thing.
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>>39483804
Jokes on you, I get paid off the books to get fit and work on my social skills. Enjoy rotting away in your self made prison writhing from anxiety and self loathing.
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>>39484025
This desu.I'm just bored of these shitposts rn
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>"Mommy can I borrow your credit card to buy this game please"
>"No Steam isn't a virus mom"
So this is the power of the NEET master race..
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>lost my comfy cafe job in May or June, can't even remember at this point
>fired because I drank myself retarded and woke up not knowing what the fuck happened, missing work
>have spent the time between being NEET, washing dishes, doing depressing temp warehouse work, and now delivering papers
>have been basically broke this whole time
I really hate that all the stress just comes from money. I'd love to live a NEET life full-time, but I don't have anywhere else to live, I have no family or savings, and I have to play this game to stay alive.
Interviewed at another coffee shop, and I might have a test shift next week, and if all goes well, I'll have a new job that makes me more than $120/week.
How do I live the NEET life without family or neetbux, guys?
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>>39484048
I've lived both. There's some downsides to being a wagecuck but it's much more satisfying,

I know these are bait threads but some people really do think this way.
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>>39484007
many a wagie are normies, anon. In fact. normies make up most of the working class. They are the backbone of society.
>>39484025
i don't even know how to use it. But there is a much more profound meaning to being NEET than being unemployed.

>>39484076
we all must live with our demons but you are still missing the point. Oh you normies just don't understand.

>>39484271
being a normie and giving into degenerate hedonism is what got you fired. you are no NEET
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There are three options for most NEETs. One is leech of of family or friends for money, two is to have a severe disability, three is to fake a severe disability.

I wouldn't want to fall into any of these categories. Besides I'm a salaryfag not a wagecuck.
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>NEET actually thinks he's better than an average employed Anon
Good luck having kids with your current living situation. You can barely support yourself. Imagine having a wife or kids. Inb4:
>Only retards get married/have kids
If you die alone with no kids congrats, you failed as a human. Humans procreate like any other animal.
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>>39483804
>front of a 2000% gaming rig.
what in the fuck are you writing
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>>39483933

Anon would you help a struggling NEET out? Not all of us are smug. $500 right now would literally change my life.

[email protected]
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>>39483804
>tfw 40% riglet sub-human
Can't even run XCOM 2 on minimum settings.
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>mountain dew

Can't afford anything better, I see.
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>>39483804
Is it bad that I feel that I'm above working at McDonald's and dealing with retarded customers daily?
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>>39484888
Get a job you filthy piece of shit
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>>39484888
Sell your computer and buy some rope
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>>39484972
Being unemployed and leeching off others is far below working minimum wage
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>>39484888
Trips CHECKED. Also, fuck off. Work for your money so you realize how much it's actually worth and what it takes to earn it.
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>European
>get over the equivalent of $1,000/month
Such a comfortable life. Today I'm going to walk to the cafe and get a delicious breakfast (cooked for me by one of you) and then I'll walk back home and play some video games and maybe take a nap after. So comfy.
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>>39483804
Joke's on you, tomorrow is a holiday in my country

It's called Labour Day
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>>39483804
Ok but NEETS will be dead by the time wagecucks turn 50

Not even because of suicide, but because you're underwhelming your body to such extents that it's overwhelming your body in the long-term and you develop pulminary heart disease and suffer an unfortunate frightening death
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>>39485126
>able to afford eating out on 1k a month
Shit nigga how low is your rent?
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>>39486209
Why not May 1?
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I am a NEET because of autism. I have an excuse.
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Jokes on you, Im working weekends too
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>>39486342
My rent, housing tax, and prescriptions are paid as well separately, the $1k is spending money.
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>>39486580
Jesus christ, what kind of socialist wasteland do you live in? Finland?
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>>39483804
>it's the sound of a freshly opened mountain dew in front of a 2000% gaming rig.

I can hear it, it sounds like a jet engine.
If you had a job you'd be able to afford water cooling.
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>>39486580
>tfw I bust my ass working every week and my quality of life is way lower than this

Eating beans and lentils again, AMA
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