welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you

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>>39483766
"I've never had a girlfriend, never had sex, and never had a true friend."

>>39483856
hehe so?

>>39483766
I did nofap....
FOR 1 DAY

>>39483884
"....without masturbating"

>>39483903
go right in sorry to keep you waiting

I eat anchovies straight out of the jar.

I've been in at least 1 fight that wasn't just a few sucker punches.

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>>39483919
oh uh sorry go right in sorry to keep you waiting

>>39483766
I'm so tough I puncheda kid in the face once in high school and he cried

I almost held hands with a girl once

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>>39483931
>>39483941
alight you seem cool but im not happy about it

>>39483961
rly? so?

>>39483971
Holy fuck bro
Not even op but that's pretty badass

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I've managed to survive over two decades on this slaughterhouse torture chamber of a planet.

>>39483971
daaamn that tough go right in

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>>39484015
........i was gonna say so...buuuuut ima let u in cause we can all relate

>>39483998
I was his teacher

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>>39483766
Not strong at all, I fantasize about big strong girls conquering me daily, pinning me to the bed and making me hers.

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>>39484053
.......thats just seems edgy idk man i think you belong over there

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>>39483766
I crashed my motorcycle, fixed it with my bare hands, had multiple open wounds and did ride it home for 70 km.

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>>39484091
WHOA WAIT YOU WERE THE TEACHER?....................fine go in but im not happy about it>>39484053

I put myself into $8000 of debt and only cried for 6 months

>>39484074
now thats tough go right in buddy

>>39483766
I hugged a girl once and I didn't even like her

>>39484100
..................................so what i have a buddy who ran home after cops shot his ass for holding a gameboy

I derail threads that I actually like.

>>39484120
.......you still in dept?

>>39484152
daaamn you tough my dude go in

>>39484168
>cops shot his ass for holding a gameboy
Sounds legit...

>>39484183
i like you go in

>>39484189
yes. I got as much money as the bank could give me because a woman asked me to

>>39484591
daamn im gonna let you in cause i feel bad

Once I climbed down almost an entire mountain (Sulafjellet, ~700 m) without one of my shoes because I had that wound you get in your heel when you walk with new shoes (gnagsaar)

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>>39484717
......eh fine get in

I called somebody a faggot once.

>>39484776
......well....anything else?

>>39483766
I eat peanut butter sandwiches

A girl waved at me a year ago

I listened to Jerry Was A Racecar Driver....

>WITHOUT SAYING "ahhhhhhh" or "GO!"